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| Century Heather | Hello, Am I all alone in here |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Well Heather, at least WE can talk |
| Century Heather | Sean, my favorite cearl killer, how are you think morning? |
| Century Heather | I'm learning to type |
| Bloodbath McGrath | I'm ok. A little sick. Ross isn't going to make it, but Jason is |
| Century Heather | Yeah... um... right! |
| JasonKocol | Well, lookie what we have here. |
| Century Heather | I need to drink my coffee... I can barely think straight... |
| Century Heather | so what is this tour wit hMortician that y'all talked about in that interview I read? |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Ahh, Mr Kocol. As you can see, we've attracted an enormous crowd of eager fans |
| Century Heather | Hey... the dead have risen, welcom Jason! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | We're going to go on tour with them in August |
| JasonKocol | What ISN'T this tour with Mortician, is really the question here. |
| Century Heather | Yeahmy cat is showing up! he's really excited to talk to you guys |
| Bloodbath McGrath | them and some other band. Can you remember their name, Jason? |
| Century Heather | is That for sure???? or is Pasqual just in the Planning phase? |
| JasonKocol | Yes, this is quite an explosive turnout. I am going to need some security happening here soon to ward off the clamoring hands. |
| JasonKocol | Thine Eyes Bleed, I think it is. |
| Bloodbath McGrath | He's planning it, but I think it's going to happen |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Yeah, Thine Eyes Bleed, that's right |
| Century Heather | I'm having to keep the masses at bay myself... they are rushing hte digital airwaves |
| JasonKocol | Oftentimes, I wished that Mine Eyes Bleed. |
| Century Heather | What did you guys do last night? What do depraved degenerates like you do on Firday? |
| Bloodbath McGrath | haha. Sometimes mine do! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | I went to the grocery store and then came home and worked on a drawing |
| JasonKocol | Wow man, you really should invest in some better contact lenses, then. |
| Bloodbath McGrath | pretty depraved huh? |
| Century Heather | Well the demons in my boddy make my eyes bleed, nothing good contacts can rectify |
| JasonKocol | I did the exact same thing I am doing now, actually. Sat hunched in front of the computer. |
| JasonKocol | TOTALxNERDCORE |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Hey Heather, does CM pay to have bands featured in Tower Records ads and all that, or do those record stores do that themselves? |
| Century Heather | I hear ya... I watched HBO, and hung out with mighty Ivan my foru legged familiar |
| Max from Numerator | Yo yo! what up ya'll? |
| Bloodbath McGrath | oh god, it's Max |
| Century Heather | Those ads are paid for by Caroline (distributor) with Tower... they are called COOP ads |
| Bloodbath McGrath | ah, ok |
| JasonKocol | Sheesh, they really do let anyone in these things, don't they? I mean, hey, who are you? |
| Max from Numerator | yo dawgs, I got dat new impaled album....I'm more into Septic Vomit demo |
| Century Heather | wait is this turning into As the Metal Label Rep |
| Bloodbath McGrath | I guess they did one for Tower and one for Best Buy with us. Did you see that Jason? |
| Century Heather | Ask... damn flipper fingers |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Shut up Max. You're an idiot |
| Max from Numerator | I crave brutality, dunno about those violins....(takes a puff of a cig) |
| JasonKocol | I had not seen those, actually. |
| Century Heather | Make Max your next willing specimen! |
| Max from Numerator | I can't wait for new Deeds of Flesh! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Hey Max, how's the band going? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
| Max from Numerator | you guys gunna tour with dem? |
| JasonKocol | Well, you aren't going to find brutality in Impaled, good sir. |
| Max from Numerator | Numerator is cuttin' a new demo soon, called "Calculating Brutality" |
| Bloodbath McGrath | What's Numerator on, your 15th demo or so? Give it up, poser! |
| Century Heather | Yea... Imapled is all symphonic and gay thundering choruses... a la Dream Evil. TOtal Shit |
| Max from Numerator | you tryin' to pw8wn me? |
| Century Heather | Keep using your abacus Max... keep cutting your demos! You are nothing compared to the mighty Impaled |
| Bloodbath McGrath | I got your demo "Divide and Conquer" in the mail a few years ago and chucked it out my car window on the freeway |
| Max from Numerator | Devourment rules! I hope you guys do a split 7" with 'em, they would crush ya'll! |
| Century Heather | That's what that was flying out your window Sean, smelled like dogshit |
| JasonKocol | That would not be too difficult of a task, seeing as I am actually 3" tall; being crushed is always likely. |
| Max from Numerator | me and my buddy Christoph think The Dead Shall Dead Remain has the BEST Impaled production ever! |
| Century Heather | Midgets rule |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Max, will you ever learn? |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Christoph told me he doesn't even like you! He thinks you're a total jerk! |
| Max from Numerator | so anywayz, I hope you guys get more brutal on the next one. I love me some sick assed brutality |
| Century Heather | How do you guys ever handle the weight of responsibility that comes with being the Lords of Gore? |
| Bloodbath McGrath | We wear back braces |
| Max from Numerator | I'm doin' a trade with Mortician, I'm getting the new Rotting Gore CD |
| Bloodbath McGrath | that, nd lots of prayer |
| Bloodbath McGrath | and |
| JasonKocol | We handle it carefully, one misguided fan at a time. |
| Max from Numerator | Lord Gore rules!! did you hear Resickened? |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Yeah, Lord Gore is rad, but you're still a chump |
| JasonKocol | I have actually heard the shit out of that. Seriously, the living fuck out of it. There isn't much more of an amount I could have heard out of it. |
| Max from Numerator | I'm hurt by that...well guyz and galz...I gots ta run...stay BRUTAL!!!! long live SLAM DEATH!! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Jason's never heard it actually. |
| Max from Numerator | Dying Fetus rules, long live rap death metal!! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | splat ya later, Maxy |
| JasonKocol | You're right, I am actually a total liar and COMPLETE JERK. |
| Century Heather | wow. this is so awesome! all the people logging in I just can't keep track |
| Bloodbath McGrath | well, this is a bust |
| Bloodbath McGrath | hahaha |
| Bloodbath McGrath | can we go home now? |
| JasonKocol | I only listen to ABBA and test tones from the Emergency Broadcast System. |
| Century Heather | Yeah I think so.. I mean it's just us |
| Century Heather | ohh.. the tones for the 70's rulse |
| Century Heather | do you have the 1997 best of "Tones and More"? |
| JasonKocol | Have it? ONLY 1000 COPIES OF IT. |
| Century Heather | totally! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Hey Heather, do you have any idea how well the CD is selling? |
| Century Heather | It was really limited, but then again not many people were into Tones then... it's only now that they are having a resurgence |
| Century Heather | You know actually Sean I do'nt |
| Century Heather | I will this week though |
| JasonKocol | I am interested in that information as well. |
| Century Heather | I sent Raul a copy of the press I ahve for the album so far |
| Century Heather | k... I will see soundscan numbers this week... by Friday |
| JasonKocol | Oh man, Raul's probably already rolled that information into a joint and smoked the shit out it by now. |
| Century Heather | :) |
| Century Heather | so that's the reason you guys don't tour.... I see it now |
| Bloodbath McGrath | thanks for that. You've done a great job with that. Too bad the reviewers have been pretty harsh |
| JasonKocol | Actually, I made that up. I am sure he will pass it along to us. |
| Century Heather | I'm joking... no worries. |
| Ghostwiththemost | "the moon comes out at night, the werewolf takes a bite!! woahhh woaahhh!!" |
| JasonKocol | I think the reviewers either read other previous reviews about the " |
| Century Heather | some CM employees have their best ideas in that state ;) |
| Ghostwiththemost | I love horror, Impaled rules! |
| JasonKocol | bad production" and then just followed suit, or they just don't know how to listen to music. |
| Bloodbath McGrath | haha, no we don't tour because no one will consider us for a tour. But the Mortician thing should be cool |
| Century Heather | truly! |
| JasonKocol | Yes, at least the Moritician tour will be for hell of days. |
| Century Heather | Mortician tour long and far |
| Ghostwiththemost | will Impaled ever play any psychobilly fests? |
| Ghostwiththemost | like total HORROR punk bands, I love the MIsfits! |
| Ghostwiththemost | "Bela Lugosi meets a brooklyn gorilla, woahhh woahhh!! yeahh yeahh!!" |
| PAUL | shit,its friday night isnt it? well anyway im pretty drunk by now so what s goin on here fellas? |
| Century Heather | Misfits are totally cool! Until the departure of Glen that is |
| Bloodbath McGrath | You like that ridiculous "Whoa whoa! Midnight in the werewolf's dungeon!" crap? |
| Dalek | EXTERMINATE IMPALED |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Listen fella, the Misfits are gone. give it up |
| Ghostwiththemost | "waohhh woahhhh, I love the Mummy!! yeah yeah, shoop shoop!" |
| JasonKocol | <font size=6>YEAH WHATEV</font> |
| Century Heather | They are not gone... I've got the entire action figure set! |
| JasonKocol | Oh good, I am glad that works. |
| Century Heather | oh god Jason, what have you started! |
| JasonKocol | <font size=8>LOOKIE ME I AM LOUDER THAN ALL OF YOU YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT</font> |
| Bloodbath McGrath | hahahaha! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | whatta jerk |
| Dalek | YOU WILL OBEY |
| Dalek | IMPALED WILL OBEY |
| Ghostwiththemost | :( well, back to the graveyard for me....woahhh woahhhh see ya later!! |
| Century Heather | wow.. this is so cool... I feel like I've been invited to a pissing contest |
| Bloodbath McGrath | So hey, as long as we have a Dalek here... What is that thing that sticks out of your face that looks like a plunger? |
| Bloodbath McGrath | I always wondered that |
| Dalek | IT IS A.... PLUNGER |
| Dalek | EXTERMINATE |
| Dalek | SEAN WILL OBEY |
| JasonKocol | Oh, I was thinking it was Dalek the hip-hop band from Ipecac Records! |
| JasonKocol | I am sorely disappointed. |
| Dalek | YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPPOINTED |
| Dalek | YOU WILL OBEY |
| Bloodbath McGrath | No, it's a fuckin real Dalek, from space! |
| JasonKocol | Wow man, you sure keep saying that, don't you? |
| Christoph | hey guys...the new Impaled production isn't really good |
| Dalek | hahaha |
| Century Heather | E.T. phone hume... |
| Dalek | I MEAN.. EXTERMINATE |
| Century Heather | here we go again |
| Christoph | Hemdale rules, I love the production on their demo |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Christoph you swine |
| Century Heather | ohhh everyone extols the virtues of their own production, cool |
| Bloodbath McGrath | don't you have a Cock and Ball Torture album to put out? |
| Christoph | I love great drum sound, the new impaled doesn't have it. I'm a drum expert! |
| Century Heather | of course you are Christoph! |
| JasonKocol | huhuh, more like a DUMB expert! Hah, I sure showed you! |
| Christoph | :( |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Where's that Dalek when you need him? |
| Century Heather | YOU WILL OBEY |
| JasonKocol | I guess he is in orbit once again. <i>*sigh</i> |
| Christoph | I live in Australia, the scene here is going good, impaled should play here, mates! throw another Hemdale CD on the barbie! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | ah, there ya go |
| JasonKocol | Hooray, Heather to the rescue! |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Listen Christoph, the only good things to come out of Australia are Yahoo Serious and Kangaroo Jack |
| Century Heather | SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU - OBEY! |
| Century Heather | Hell ya, I thought I was the only one that remembered Yahoo Serious |
| Christoph | I love grindcore... |
| JasonKocol | DUDE YAHOO SERIOUS IS THE SHIT HIS PRODUCTION IS SO FUCKIN SICK \m/ \m/ |
| Bloodbath McGrath | like Hemdale and Nasum? |
| Christoph | I love great grindcore drum sound |
| Christoph | grindcore forever!!! see ya!!! Christoph from No Escape Records, don't forget me!! |
| JasonKocol | What are we talking about here? I thought this was the TR-808 appreciation chat! Real drums? Like, pshaw! |
| Century Heather | that's so like last Century |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Christoph is going to spend all summer at Crocodile Dundee's Boomerang Bay water park |
| Century Heather | only TOmmy lee gets to use cow bell, |
| Bloodbath McGrath | oh darn, he's not here to enjoy that |
| Century Heather | and only Fear Factory gets to use TR-808 |
| Century Heather | Heather's law |
| Century Heather | that was funny Sean! |
| JasonKocol | Have the 70s taught us nothing? Only drum sound you need: bass drum and stereo overheads. Boom, done. |
| Century Heather | well guys... should we call it a wrap? |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Well, I think I'm going to go hang myself now. Feel free to join me |
| Bloodbath McGrath | yep |
| Bloodbath McGrath | Ah, the sweet smell of success |
| Century Heather | ok... thanks for playing. |
| JasonKocol | I agree with that assessment. |
| Century Heather | I'm going back to my computer game |
| Century Heather | Age Of Mythology rules |
| Bloodbath McGrath | byeeee |
| JasonKocol | I am going back to sweating profusely. Oh wait, I have already been doing that. |
| Century Heather | stay in touch... let me know if you come down for local shows |
| Century Heather | also if you ever need guestlist up in SF |
| JasonKocol | Best computer game to come out last year: Half-Life 2. |
| Century Heather | what kind of game is that Jason? |
| JasonKocol | First person shooter, with the most detailed and realistic graphics you've ever seen. |
| JasonKocol | It's totally insane. |
| JasonKocol | Although my favorite game ever is Grand Theft Auto III. |
| Century Heather | not my kind of game... i go for buidling things and destroying your enemy civilization... |
| Century Heather | I get motion sick from Grand Theft Auto |
| JasonKocol | Ah, far out. |
| Century Heather | sucks... I like the game |
| Century Heather | r |
| Century Heather | ok... check you late |
| JasonKocol | Yes, thanks a lot! |
| JasonKocol | Later! |
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