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FuzZ
11-30-2006, 01:53 PM
Things have been boring around the Plong board. So I thought I would contribute a literary piece I am working on, a little stream of consciousness from a Paparratzi tracking a hollywood starlet. His name is Phil and he is a freelance photographer. He has been up for four days straight on methamphetamine. Hugs, FuzZ

all these hoes sick man, just a bag of donuts. cumburpers, all of 'em. I was doing louis prima when all you all hoes were sucking cock backstage at the church christmas carol production. die
hahahahahahahaaahahaaaaaa (yer killin me People mag. Send me my damn check)
just because they shave their legs and some homo from italy designs a 10 thousand doller dress for em they think that it is made of gold, well, i will keep them in the basement w/o food for a week and then arrive with a clove of garlic to put under their left breast while they are asleep. die
i gotta make a livin too ya know
the life of a paparattzzi who has been up for 4 days on meth
hahahahaha my breath horrible
livin on pizza by the slice

the only truth I know
orangeaide
and cut rate cigarettes
hahahaha
skin scrapes from hidin in bushes sick how many pieces of dog shit have i sat in while perched in some clowns yard
in the hollywood hills. sick die sick
its so sick all of it.
Sickening.

Schatzi
11-30-2006, 06:18 PM
:wtf :rotfl

chainsawmax
11-30-2006, 07:31 PM
Bring it on FUZZ!!! that's rad.

FuzZ
12-02-2006, 12:37 PM
well now we know why that freckled freeek was so incoheeeernet when writing altmans family. it was composed on her crackberry device. no, not an idictment on the american educational system(or a failure thereof) but yes, she is going to AA meetings now and I guess we willhave to cut her some slack now. well, not me.

still hoping for that photo of her cameltoe getting out of the limo that will get me rent money. did i pay last month's? man, she has lived hard. looks to be about 38 already. come on lady, leave the club already! wonder if it is too late to get a sandwich from jim's....shit, battery almost dead. fuck it, I'm going home.

FuzZ
12-02-2006, 12:37 PM
Adam from the long gones page is hysterical:
http://www.myspace.com/idahoprime

Schatzi
12-02-2006, 01:58 PM
I'm glad I don't have bushy eyebrows.

Mr. Kaneko
12-03-2006, 06:57 PM
O Lord, your compassions never fail and your mercies are new every morning: We give you thanks for giving our sister Lindsay both relief from pain and hope of health renewed. Continue in her, we pray, the good work you have begun; that she, daily increasing in bodily strength, and rejoicing in your goodness, may order her life and conduct so she may always think and do those things that please you.
Amen

PublicAnimal#9
12-04-2006, 08:44 AM
Kudos, FuzZ! Thanks for livening up the board again. :metal

Dot
12-04-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm glad I don't have bushy eyebrows.

I dunno what's going on in this thread....but I yank mine out with cold wax.

Schatzi
12-04-2006, 11:01 AM
Adam from the long gones page is hysterical:
http://www.myspace.com/idahoprime

Dot read that guys myspace page then you'll see