The Real God

[Mythos Inibri]

I am the real God.I am The Fucking King.I am Suicide I am Death.I Created This World.I Am Lust.I am Rape I am happiness I am despair.I am a sinister plan.I am your best dream and your worst nightmare.I Am All You Have To Look Forward To When Your putrid pathetic weak body finnally bites the dust it crawled out of before you were even concieved.

BTW Happy New Years:headbanger

[Mark Carras]

Since my religion (The Church Of The Flying Spageti Monster) is a religion of tolerance that wants nothing to do with such silly things as dogma, I will not make fun of your god. :pinky

[Mythos Inibri]

I Am The Total Fucking Crusher Of The World Organization.The Absolute Of All Totality Is Mine To Do With What I choose.In any observation of the total domination which belongs to my vast array of prowess in all areas of life forces the herd to realize there is more power to be had by any given individual with comprehension of the absence of conformity which has ceased to inflict our society with spiritual disease these days.Rejoice In 2007 The New Age of Fucking ROCK!!

:monkeybang

[Bonehead]

Buh.....

[Mythos Inibri]

Uh.. did I go a little bit overboard?:rotfl

[Schatzi]

yeah just a little :rotfl

[fuzzay crisis]

you were right about everything...except you have one thing wrong.
i am the true ruler of all destruction and chaos. ;)
you can take the cake for everything else though.

[Mythos Inibri]

News Bulletin:
this just in,..The shocking story of a stupid man using identity theft.Unfortunately stealing the identity of a man having several outstanding warrants for his arrest.:uhoh
:orange :oops

:D

[Mythos Inibri]

This just In :

Scientists have confirmed that Michael Jackson believes he is an 11 year old girl.

:flash

[Schatzi]

:rotfl

[Mythos Inibri]

SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN:

Elvis has left the building..

the white zone is for loading and unloading only.If you have to load or unload please go to the white zone.

grouchy old lady requests,
"Don't you boy's know any nice songs?"

[Vish]

its funny... i used to punch people in high school if they didnt call me god.

[Mythos Inibri]

I Am The Monkey Of Death.:monkeybang
All Hail The Mighty Monkey.
I am the Funky Monkey.
Fucking Monkey Love Bitch!

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

its funny... i used to punch people in high school if they didnt call me god.

And no one kicked your shit back up into your own ass? :hmmm Shoulda gone to school here in the great ghetto that is San Antonio......

[Vish]

heh, joey, everybody here in western washington are a bunch of pussies ;)... i learned to fight in montana when i was a freshmen and sophmore and knew that i could destroy everybody in my high school when i moved back out here for my junior and senior years.

seriously, when/if you move up here, you will see a bunch of walking vaginas, cuz nobody knows how to fight or stand up for themselves here.

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

I didn't know you lived in Montana.....damnit, ya learn something new every day.

And yeah....in San Antonio (and I suppose most places in Texas) that there kinda talk woulda landed you in just about any violent altercation you cared to be in, lol.

[Vish]

same with montana... or any red state lol. blue states tend to have more pansies in them, but they make up for it with better government programs, economies and work wages.

[Mythos Inibri]

I love pussies:dogstyle

:genn

[Mr. Kaneko]

That's funny because you sound like a bunch of cum-drunk yokels right before the midnight circle jerk and cow tipping.

[Vish]

we are!

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

That's funny because you sound like a bunch of cum-drunk yokels right before the midnight circle jerk and cow tipping.

?

[Mythos Inibri]

That's funny because you sound like a bunch of cum-drunk yokels right before the midnight circle jerk and cow tipping.

Damn Straight Buddy...,I tip cows over with my massive schlong:D

sometimes I tip-toe over to the sheep stalls too when my girl won't put out

[Mr. Kaneko]

REally?
Can I come over sometime and masterbate while you do?

[Mythos Inibri]

REally?
Can I come over sometime and masterbate while you do?

:pervusually i don't let people watch,..I'll consider your request though

[Schatzi]

Hey! I wanna come!

[Mythos Inibri]

:monkeyspank

[Mythos Inibri]

Noone can hear you fart in outer-space:shock

[Mythos Inibri]

Actin' funny,but I don't know why..

Scuse Me While I puke and Die...

:beer

[fuzzay crisis]

wow...

:monkeybang

[Amon]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/Crowley6606/25e6593b.jpg

[Mythos Inibri]

Jesus can love me all he wants but I think he's a cunt too.;)

[Mythos Inibri]

I was reading in the Six Feet Under at some funny shit another fan wrote and I was laughing.Then I realized I was laughing like Snidely Whiplash the cartoon characters sidekick dog Muttley..Muttleys always laughing at Snidely when he fucks up...Jesus christ man I'm loosing my fucking mind here and I'm not even high:rotfl

[Bonehead]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/Bonehead606/dickmutt.gif

[Mythos Inibri]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/Bonehead606/dickmutt.gif

:monkeybang

[Phantomreaper]

The real god is the Blue Chicken. He will destroy all of you, then when you're out of the way, the Blue Chicken and I will be locked in an eternal struggle for ultimate power!!!:evil

[Mythos Inibri]

Mythos's Rant for the Year:

Fucking Beggar Cops. I get phone calls from the police at least every couple of months and guess what? They're fucking begging for money. I can see giving a regular panhandler some change for beer or something to eat once in awhile,but we got these fucking panhandler State Troopers bugging me on my damn phone begging for money and it gets on my damn nerves.They aren't even polite.I just hang up on the assholes now.I used to listen for awhile and politely tell them no but they are so fucking persistent.Fucking asshole cop bitches:pool

[Mark Carras]

Mythos's Rant for the Year:

Fucking Beggar Cops. I get phone calls from the police at least every couple of months and guess what? They're fucking begging for money. I can see giving a regular panhandler some change for beer or something to eat once in awhile,but we got these fucking panhandler State Troopers bugging me on my damn phone begging for money and it gets on my damn nerves.They aren't even polite.I just hang up on the assholes now.I used to listen for awhile and politely tell them no but they are so fucking persistent.Fucking asshole cop bitches:pool

Most beggars now are pro's at it. Said to say that is big business. They average more per hour then the majority of working people. There has been tons of news stories were they find the person is holding over a thousand dollars because of that days take.

It's done in a ring where they rotate what street corner they go to, what freeway entrance they sit at, or whatever. They rotate it to make people think it's not the same person they gave to yesterday. Scary thing is that it is a ring run by a leader. They make more then you and you should not feel sorry for them or give them anything. 99% of them are fakers!

[Bonehead]

Iain and some of his friends saw one of these guys with a sign "Will Work for Food", so they went to a nearby McDonald's and got him a meal. When they came back with it, the dude got pissed at them and threw the bag at them. Said that he didn't want their damn food, only money. Iain learned a better lesson that day than any I could have taught him about it.

[Mark Carras]

Iain and some of his friends saw one of these guys with a sign "Will Work for Food", so they went to a nearby McDonald's and got him a meal. When they came back with it, the dude got pissed at them and threw the bag at them. Said that he didn't want their damn food, only money. Iain learned a better lesson that day than any I could have taught him about it.

Same thing happens if you try to give them work for that food. 99% of them are scams and the people almost always live better then working folks.

[Mythos Inibri]

Iain and some of his friends saw one of these guys with a sign "Will Work for Food", so they went to a nearby McDonald's and got him a meal. When they came back with it, the dude got pissed at them and threw the bag at them. Said that he didn't want their damn food, only money. Iain learned a better lesson that day than any I could have taught him about it.

We saw one of those guys on the freeway once when I used to cut wood and my boss driving started slowing down and the guy lowered his sign.It was funny as hell.His sign was a lie. The only guys I ever would give some change to would be the honest ones and there are some out there.The ones with the big story never get a penny from me.I've given more than a few people money for beer and have bought a few guys food at taco trucks.Usually i give away cigarettes.

[Mythos Inibri]

Ya know,theres nothing better than blasting KREATOR - Terrible Certainty
over my car speakers when I drive around.I love drowning out that rap shit all those faggots seem to love so much with pure fucking thrash and giving everyone a dose of what real music is:monkeybang

:cool

[Lord Zombie]

Kreator: Terrible Certainty :metal Hell Yeah!!!

[Mythos Inibri]

friendly people are always asking me questions?
I like to reply by smiling and saying something very nice.We all smile and reply very nicely and like each other.we watch bees on flowers and love to get stung.We hang out at the beehives.we have yellow eyes and antanneas grow like hair on our bodies.We begin to fly and catch a buzz soon we are airborne smiling faintly as we fly in a small swarm where we lovingly sting a small baby to death.

[Mythos Inibri]

Calling Buhrizmic Languishers over Lapsingism Momentarily Out of Wax Gods burning at both ends as spider the whimcourt frops extemplaciously noxide bread.
Carl's bad.On Acid minds.Poisoned Identity.Used as bait.A lure.Definitely a decoy.Prostitutes,easy targets,mentally Ill scapegoats and mind control slavery.Changing as soon as it is all figured out and not knowing what is next either way said the flirtatious snake in the mud.Fornication with deceased lovers.Necrophile of pure-bred heritage shamefully doubts own lineage in favor of used hoisery.Petticoat Jumpwire.Coat hanger back board underway.ectoplasmatic crudsplatter on junction abuser

[Mythos Inibri]

Mars Nektambular-

Mars at the equator.Similar nursery biscuits.Eating children candy orange marmalade jam enterprises.Farting belligerently.Crapsplatter on tree trunks and branches.flying poodle in flying puddles.puddle splatter a puddle of duck soup.frozen marshes.Marsha's a martian martin fartin martin ethyl meatplow plowing belligerently soy sauce martian holocaust piano tuna
BALLOONS
Baloon music
Baloney Pony
Baloney
Below-Knee
meaningless tuna-fish
Brain music
Disreputable balloon salesman
Drowning in a quagmire of disbelief

[Mythos Inibri]

Nancy Armpit with the dorsal fin sugarbait spiderbait
Nancy Walleye with the tidbits

The goatcheese hamburger burnt buns and all
please mix the tartar cigarette flavored dorsal fin
I was watching scatterbox the cereal box of Toasted O's
burnt to a ****** crispy saladbait sailor on thousand islands.
criss-cross the patiobox nine heads hanging sharp rusty spiked heels of Bed Sax Whiler shaxbox patio furniture of ten boxes rolling strong breezes on patio furnace combustion

Discuss Dad Dead
simpleton Death over on boxer island
watch the davenport death-mobile run trucks pavement blacktop roadway on helio furniture market busy over death machine clank-stop death sudden March pedestrian Red-light lower valley auto-lite brigade machinations extreme vortex cavity smcrasht on the overbox hook at poker blasting corn-flakes ray gun neutralized creature catch game end Death foreheat at Rat-a-tat-tat Dat att!!
March platform laundry bin dingy stuff to Death for five dollars det det det att!! attt.............................................. .................................................. ......................................

[Mythos Inibri]

I wonder just how long Christianity thinks it will last.

[-deathboy-]

...dec. 21 2012...

[Phantomreaper]

I wonder just how long Christianity thinks it will last.

...dec. 21 2012...

:rotfl

[Mythos Inibri]

Life is a fucking waste of time and most of the time it sucks.

God is an idiotic bastard:finger

[Mythos Inibri]

I may have witnessed a miracle!! Really!!!

As I sat down to eat my dinner which happened to be spaghetti and garlic bread.I swear I saw the image of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ between two of my meatballs.I wish I had a digital camera to authenticate the miracle I witnessed last night.I feel as though I have been born again.

Praise the Lord,

AMEN

[Amon]

...dec. 21 2012...


Isn't that the last day of the Mayan calendar?

[-deathboy-]

yeaup.
which also happens to coincide with the day that our little solar system will be in the exact gravitational center of the milky way causing the magnetic poles to flip flop! boyoboy that's going to confound a whole shitload of penguins ain't it!

[Mythos Inibri]

yeaup.
which also happens to coincide with the day that our little solar system will be in the exact gravitational center of the milky way causing the magnetic poles to flip flop! boyoboy that's going to confound a whole shitload of penguins ain't it!

sounds like on of Sir Issac Newtons theories to me:wtf

[-deathboy-]

whilst it may be all just conspiracy theory, here is a little light reading that seems to coincide with a bunch of the science websites i like to geek out on:
sum shit (http://viewzone.com/endtime.html)

[DtroitPunk72]

WOW! Seems like the idea of the Christian God pisses off ALOT of people.

Maybe those who talk crap the loudest, should evaluate themselves and figure out why that is?

I was NOT raised with ANY religious beliefs. I KNEW that evolution as an explanatory force for the origins of life was a joke.

That was my starting point, realizing that the big bang proved there was a definite START to all that we perceive. From there it is a natural jump to "There must be a creator".

That s why you have a lot of DESPERATE people trying to concoct universal theories like the theory of everything.

If we acknowledge that from nothing comes something it sounds to much like "God spoke and it was done".

I dont mind if you hate the idea of God, that is your choice. At least be intellectually honest enought to study and decide if you are right.

I recommend that EVERYONE read Phillip E Johnsons "Darwin On Trial" and "Defeating Darwinism By Opening Minds".

Then if you are still interested try Lee Strobel's "The Case For Christ". His story is particularly impressive he was a college educated professionally succesfull Atheist. His wife got saved and he decided to actually research Christianity.

He ended up a Born Again Christian.

:cool

[Vertigo]

whilst it may be all just conspiracy theory, here is a little light reading that seems to coincide with a bunch of the science websites i like to geek out on:
sum shit (http://viewzone.com/endtime.html)

Holy moly...

[Mythos Inibri]

Pass The Loot

[Amon]

yeaup.
which also happens to coincide with the day that our little solar system will be in the exact gravitational center of the milky way causing the magnetic poles to flip flop!

I personally don't think the Mayans got around to making a new calendar since they'd created one that outlived their existence. :p

The switching of the magnetic poles is trivial at best. I've read a bunch of stuff about it on sites by people that are seemingly insane but the credible people/sites don't seem concerned about it.

[Mark Carras]

I recommend that EVERYONE read Phillip E Johnsons "Darwin On Trial" and "Defeating Darwinism By Opening Minds".


Ok, but you have to read The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson first. :fsm

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0812976568/abrasiverockcom

[-deathboy-]

*smacks hisself inna forehead*
jesus christ is a zombie.
god is a mass murderer.
for this i respect them greatly.
*goes back to beating his head against a brick wall*

[Mythos Inibri]

Ok, but you have to read The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson first. :fsm

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0812976568/abrasiverockcom

as far as churches gi I'n really not interested.

Maybe you or detroit punk could read some William James

I think the book called "The Varieties Of Religious Experience" would be good reading for anyone..I've read alot of his lectures and find his views impressive.

[Mythos Inibri]

So anyways these two religious dudes of unmentioned religions see a boy at a bus stop.

one of them says, "let's fuck him"

the other one says "out of what?"

:rotfl

[Amon]

Lol

[fuzzay crisis]

WOW! Seems like the idea of the Christian God pisses off ALOT of people.

Maybe those who talk crap the loudest, should evaluate themselves and figure out why that is?

I was NOT raised with ANY religious beliefs. I KNEW that evolution as an explanatory force for the origins of life was a joke.

That was my starting point, realizing that the big bang proved there was a definite START to all that we perceive. From there it is a natural jump to "There must be a creator".

That s why you have a lot of DESPERATE people trying to concoct universal theories like the theory of everything.

If we acknowledge that from nothing comes something it sounds to much like "God spoke and it was done".

I dont mind if you hate the idea of God, that is your choice. At least be intellectually honest enought to study and decide if you are right.

I recommend that EVERYONE read Phillip E Johnsons "Darwin On Trial" and "Defeating Darwinism By Opening Minds".

Then if you are still interested try Lee Strobel's "The Case For Christ". His story is particularly impressive he was a college educated professionally succesfull Atheist. His wife got saved and he decided to actually research Christianity.

He ended up a Born Again Christian.

:cool

i don't talk crap about any religion. i went to catholic school for 9 years. i had religion class each year. i failed because i asked too many questions. in college i studied buddihsm and the koran also. just to see what else is out there and what makes the most sense.

i settled on darwinism. why? because it makes the most sense to me. i'm a realist. if god came down and punched me in the tit right now, yes, i'd believe in him. but otherwise, every religion so far just seems like stories to me. and trust me, i have read pretty much almost every religion that's out there...from lutheran to scientology.

all darwinists are not closed-minded. especially the educated ones. it's what WE chose to believe.

yes, it had to start somewhere. i don't know where or how. anything is possible. but i whole-heartedly believe we evolved from monkeys and that the human race is no more important than the dinosaurs.

but that's just me. i'm not starting shit. this is just what i choose to believe in.

[Mythos Inibri]

i don't talk crap about any religion. i went to catholic school for 9 years. i had religion class each year. i failed because i asked too many questions. in college i studied buddihsm and the koran also. just to see what else is out there and what makes the most sense.

i settled on darwinism. why? because it makes the most sense to me. i'm a realist. if god came down and punched me in the tit right now, yes, i'd believe in him. but otherwise, every religion so far just seems like stories to me. and trust me, i have read pretty much almost every religion that's out there...from lutheran to scientology.

all darwinists are not closed-minded. especially the educated ones. it's what WE chose to believe.

yes, it had to start somewhere. i don't know where or how. anything is possible. but i whole-heartedly believe we evolved from monkeys and that the human race is no more important than the dinosaurs.

but that's just me. i'm not starting shit. this is just what i choose to believe in.

You Go Girl!!!!:evil