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Schatzi
01-31-2007, 10:39 PM
Do you like lettuce?
Do you like cheese?
Do you like to swim?
Do you shave your armpits?
How bout yer chest?
Do you like water?
How about ranch fries?
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now?
Why?
Do you still have Christmas lights up?
Do you have a job?
Do you have more than 200 cds?
Have you slept with over 37 people?
Do you have any stuffed animals?
What are their names?
Do you have a cat(S)?
What are their names?
What did you have for dinner tonight?
When was the last time you stood on yer head?
Do you believe aliens exist?
Do you like apple or cherry pie better?
How many cups of coffee did you have today?
What's better Sprite or 7 Up?
Did you ever fail a grade?
Did you go to college?
Do you have a lot of money?
Do you know anyone named Rich?
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops?
Do you just like lollipops in general?
Do you like giraffes?
Do you like the Smurfs?
Do you have a resume?
Did you ever go to a job fair?
Do you like grape soda?
What about pop-tarts?
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home?
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs?
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks?
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is?
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is?
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one?
paper or plastic?
green eggs or ham?
dynamite or sparklers?
broken glass or seashells?
pot or cocaine?
LSD or PCP?
Doesn't this survey suck?
I'm bored...are you?
fill in the blank: "And she's ______ the stariway to heaven"
"All you need is ____"
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered?
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho?
Do you like cows?
Do you like milk?
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ?
Do you have a foot fetish?
What is the next dvd you plan on watching?
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'?
Do you use a hair dryer?
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system?
What flavor Doritos are best?
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain?
How old are your parents?
Do you have a fetish for older men/women?
Where the fuck did Dot go?
Do you think she still works at Walmart?
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad?
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod?
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now?
Did you ever go to the East Coast?
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean?
Did you ever go to the West coast?
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean?
Did you ever go to Mexico?
Did you ever go to Canada?
What was your favorite toy as a child?
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order?
With what kind of dressing?
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops?
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ?
Red or green grapes?
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce?
Do you wear lipstick?
How do you want to die?
Hairdresser on Acid
01-31-2007, 11:00 PM
Do you like lettuce?
yes love it
Do you like cheese?
yes love it
Do you like to swim?
yes like a fish
Do you shave your armpits?
no like an itialian
How bout yer chest?
no dont need to
Do you like water?
yes
How about ranch fries?
yes all junk food is great
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now?
no
Why?
i got one good one
Do you still have Christmas lights up?
no
Do you have a job?
yes 5
Do you have more than 200 cds?
no
Have you slept with over 37 people?
maybe
Do you have any stuffed animals?
no
What are their names?
piglet
Do you have a cat(S)?
no
What are their names?
What did you have for dinner tonight?
lunch
When was the last time you stood on yer head?
about 3moinths ago
Do you believe aliens exist?
sort of
Do you like apple or cherry pie better?
apple
How many cups of coffee did you have today?
none
What's better Sprite or 7 Up?
dont know
Did you ever fail a grade?
no
Did you go to college?
no
Do you have a lot of money?
about $700 cash
Do you know anyone named Rich?
no
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops?
rootbeer is great anything
Do you just like lollipops in general?
sortof
Do you like giraffes?
yes
Do you like the Smurfs?
no
Do you have a resume?
yes
Did you ever go to a job fair?
no
Do you like grape soda?
yes
What about pop-tarts?
in moderation
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home?
no
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs?
sometimes
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks?
yes
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is?
maybe
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is?
cant say
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one?
its new
paper or plastic?
both
green eggs or ham?
ham and eggs
dynamite or sparklers?
TNT
broken glass or seashells?
broken shells
pot or cocaine?
both and alot
LSD or PCP?
both mostly acid well all of them
Doesn't this survey suck?
no
I'm bored...are you?
never
fill in the blank: "And she's ______ the stariway to heaven"
giraffe
"All you need is ____"
soup
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered?
accidental death
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho?
mostly a ho
Do you like cows?
sort of
Do you like milk?
i like tits
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ?
yes
Do you have a foot fetish?
i have every fetish
What is the next dvd you plan on watching?
the one i make
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'?
no
Do you use a hair dryer?
no
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system?
2
What flavor Doritos are best?
cheese
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain?
no
How old are your parents?
old
Do you have a fetish for older men/women?
yes
Where the fuck did Dot go?
what?
Do you think she still works at Walmart?
huh?
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad?
probably
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod?
neither
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now?
butterfly
Did you ever go to the East Coast?
not yet
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean?
no
Did you ever go to the West coast?
yes
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean?
yes both sides
Did you ever go to Mexico?
no
Did you ever go to Canada?
no
What was your favorite toy as a child?
shotgun
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order?
house
With what kind of dressing?
blue or ranch or mayo
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops?
yes
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ?
no
Red or green grapes?
red
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce?
both
Do you wear lipstick?
no
How do you want to die?
glorious
Schatzi
01-31-2007, 11:39 PM
Do you like lettuce?
Mostly in salads only. I don't like when there's too much on my sandwich
Do you like cheese?
yes I fucking love cheese
Do you like to swim?
I love swimming...cant wait to open the pool back up
Do you shave your armpits?
of course
How bout yer chest?
no, but I knew this bodybuilder guy that used to he always had stuble
Do you like water?
I drink tons of water every day
How about ranch fries?
The ones from Eegees kick ass
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now?
yes
Why?
because I like to be really, really warm in the winter
Do you still have Christmas lights up?
yeah and some that stay up all year round in my bedroom
Do you have a job?
yeah
Do you have more than 200 cds?
yeah
Have you slept with over 37 people?
never counted, but I'm guessin yes
Do you have any stuffed animals?
yes
What are their names?
beavis and butthead, taco bell dog, chicago pup, prongy the cow and some others
Do you have a cat(S)?
yes, 2
What are their names?
Max and Eva
What did you have for dinner tonight?
chicken on the Foreman grill, spinach and some kind of santa fe beans
When was the last time you stood on yer head?
two summers ago while trying to get a certain persons spirit from taking over my body. I got mental help and still see the doctor and still take the drugs
Do you believe aliens exist?
definitely
Do you like apple or cherry pie better?
apple even though I love cherry
How many cups of coffee did you have today?
probably 8
What's better Sprite or 7 Up?
I'f I'm at a bar there is nothing more satisfying than a 7 Up on the rocks
Did you ever fail a grade?
no
Did you go to college?
no
Do you have a lot of money?
no
Do you know anyone named Rich?
yea
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops?
yeah
Do you just like lollipops in general?
yeah I have two big bags because I'm tryin to quit smoking
Do you like giraffes?
I went to the zoo not long ago and saw them doing it..ha ha
Do you like the Smurfs?
I used to love them
Do you have a resume?
yeah
Did you ever go to a job fair?
no, I was going to go to one last week, but something else came up
Do you like grape soda?
yes
What about pop-tarts?
they don't make them as good as I remember them
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home?
yes
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs?
I think I tried it once or twice. I put ketchup on them instead if I'm in the mood for that sort of thing,.
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks?
mmmmm I love that (do I have probs?)
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is?
only the greatest man to walk the face of this earth!
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is?
I love my Tammy
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one?
I love my wallet even though it's empty
paper or plastic?
plastic
green eggs or ham?
I had a cat who begged for ham...she was pathetic
dynamite or sparklers?
sparklers n snakes (Troy Gregory)
broken glass or seashells?
seashells
pot or cocaine?
pot
LSD or PCP?
pcp
Doesn't this survey suck?
yep
I'm bored...are you?
I'm also tired
fill in the blank: "And she's ______ the stariway to heaven"
waxing
"All you need is ____"
cock
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered?
murdered. He just didn't seem like the type to do it especially at the hieght of his career.
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho?
ho
Do you like cows?
Cows have a special meaning in my life. They hold close ties to PRong.
Do you like milk?
Yes I drank some the other day...Pastamancer would be proud.
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ?
yeah cuz I just took a shower.
Do you have a foot fetish?
Oddly enough I actually DO.
What is the next dvd you plan on watching?
The new Prong dvd that I just got in the mail today
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'?
hahahahaha YES
Do you use a hair dryer?
yes
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system?
3
What flavor Doritos are best?
regular
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain?
yes, my dad just gave it to me the other day
How old are your parents?
57
Do you have a fetish for older men/women?
god yes...this just started about two years ago when this overnight change took place with me.
Where the fuck did Dot go?
Tha'ts what I'v e been wonderin
Do you think she still works at Walmart?
I'm sure she's kicking ass at walmart. Go, Dot go!
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad?
yeah because that's what mommy told me.
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod?
cd walkman with $60 headphones
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now?
the fan in my bedroom that should have been put in the shed by now
Did you ever go to the East Coast?
I'm from New Jersey
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean?
many, many times
Did you ever go to the West coast?
no
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean?
no
Did you ever go to Mexico?
"but that was before Mexico" ...Yes
Did you ever go to Canada?
once when I was like 8
What was your favorite toy as a child?
red bunny
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order?
House salad
With what kind of dressing?
House/Italian dressing
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops?
yeah, that's fucking good
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ?
also good!
Red or green grapes?
green. I can't be bothered with seeds
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce?
mostly romaine, but iceberg has it's place
Do you wear lipstick?
mostly lighter lip glosses
How do you want to die?
exactly how my grandfather died. While siting at his kitchen table with his wife eating peaches in a bowl for dessert. He complained of a pain in his stomach and the next second he was gone. Simple as that.
Mr. Kaneko
02-01-2007, 07:36 PM
I just want to lick it
Schatzi
02-01-2007, 09:07 PM
Be my guest...what's stopping you? :genn
SHUT UP AND DIE
02-04-2007, 01:03 AM
Do you like lettuce?
YUP.
Do you like cheese?
YUP
Do you like to swim?
YUP
Do you shave your armpits?
NO
How bout yer chest?
NOPE
Do you like water?
YES
How about ranch fries?
MEH
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now?
NOPE
Why?
I LIVE IN SOUTH TEXAS.
Do you still have Christmas lights up?
NOPE
Do you have a job?
YES
Do you have more than 200 cds?
YES
Have you slept with over 37 people?
NOPE
Do you have any stuffed animals?
NO
What are their names?
BLEH
Do you have a cat(S)?
YES
What are their names?
HIS NAME IS GOOBER
What did you have for dinner tonight?
UM....TURKEY AND BROCCOLLI
When was the last time you stood on yer head?
IT'S BEEN YEARS
Do you believe aliens exist?
YEAH, ILLEGAL ONES.
Do you like apple or cherry pie better?
CHERRY
How many cups of coffee did you have today?
ABOUT 6
What's better Sprite or 7 Up?
SPRITE
Did you ever fail a grade?
I DROPPED OUT.....WITH GOOD GRADES, LIKE A DUMBASS.
Did you go to college?
YES
Do you have a lot of money?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. NO
Do you know anyone named Rich?
"RICHARD""...YES.
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops?
SURE
Do you just like lollipops in general?
SURE
Do you like giraffes?
THEY'RE TALL, AND UNPREDICTABLE WHEN THEY POOP. A BAD COMBINATION, I SAY.
Do you like the Smurfs?
UH..I'M 28 YEARS OLD.
Do you have a resume?
SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE....
Did you ever go to a job fair?
YES
Do you like grape soda?
IF THERE'S NOTHING BETTER AROUND.
What about pop-tarts?
SURE...SMORES ARE THE BEST.
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home?
I DO. I EVEN LIGHT THEM IN THE DISCOMFORT OF MY OWN HOME FROM TIME TO TIME.
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs?
SOMETIMES, BUT PICANTE SAUCE OR SALSA IS MUCH BETTER.
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks?
YUP
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is?
SOUNDS FAMILIAR....
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is?
YUP.
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one?
I LIKE MINE.
paper or plastic?
ANY BAG THAT DOESN'T BREAK IS FINE BY ME.
green eggs or ham?
BOTH
dynamite or sparklers?
DYNAMITE, DAMNIT
broken glass or seashells?
GLASS SOUNDS LIKE MORE FUN
pot or cocaine?
DEPENDS ON MY MOOD, I DON'T REALLY DO DRUGS ANYMORE.....
LSD or PCP?
NEVER DONE PCP, SO....ACID BY DEFAULT?
Doesn't this survey suck?
MEH.
I'm bored...are you?
KINDA....I'M CRAVING EGGS NOW.
fill in the blank: "And she's ______ the stariway to heaven"
"A FILTHY WHORE LAYING ON"
"All you need is ____"
"A NEVER-ENDING SUPPLY OF GROCERIES AND TONS OF MONEY"?
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered?
SUICIDE.
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho?
EH.....SHE'S LIKE THIS WIERD CREATURE THAT CAN FLOAT BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN BOTH OF THOSE. SO, I THINK SHE'S ACTUALLY A CHAMELEON.
Do you like cows?
TO EAT, SURE.
Do you like milk?
YES, BUT IRONICALLY ONLY SOY MILK. FIGURE THAT ONE OUT....
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ?
NAH, IT'S BEEN ALMOST A DAY SINCE MY LAST SHOWER.....
Do you have a foot fetish?
NOPE.
What is the next dvd you plan on watching?
DUNNO
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'?
NOPE
Do you use a hair dryer?
NOPE
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system?
DAMNIT, I DON'T KNOW....
What flavor Doritos are best?
GUACAMOLE, BUT I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE....
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain?
NO
How old are your parents?
HAHA....I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-LATE 50'S.
Do you have a fetish for older men/women?
OLDER WOMEN SEEM TO GET ME EVERY TIME.
Where the fuck did Dot go?
WHO?
Do you think she still works at Walmart?
WHAT?
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad?
NAH.
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod?
CD WALKMAN....
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now?
BABY TOYS. EVERYWHERE.....
Did you ever go to the East Coast?
LIVED THERE HALF MY LIFE.
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean?
A FEW TIMES
Did you ever go to the West coast?
NOT YET
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean?
NOPE
Did you ever go to Mexico?
YES
Did you ever go to Canada?
NOT YET
What was your favorite toy as a child?
MY IMAGINATION
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order?
I RARELY ORDER SALADS
With what kind of dressing?
RANCH IF I DO....
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops?
EW, NO.....
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ?
NAH
Red or green grapes?
BOTH
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce?
DEPENDS ON WHAT I'M CONSUMING THE LETTUCE FOR.
Do you wear lipstick?
NAH
How do you want to die?
I WANT TO BE EATEN BY ALIENS.
Phantomreaper
08-10-2007, 04:26 AM
Do you like lettuce?
Not by itself.
Do you like cheese?
Hell ya.
Do you like to swim?
Yup
Do you shave your armpits?
no
How bout yer chest?
no
Do you like water?
yes
How about ranch fries?
can't say I've had them
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now?
no
Why?
It's hot enough as it is.
Do you still have Christmas lights up?
no, Jewish
Do you have a job?
Not at the moment.
Do you have more than 200 cds?
no
Have you slept with over 37 people?
no
Do you have any stuffed animals?
no
What are their names?
--
Do you have a cat(S)?
Yes
What are their names?
Wheelie
What did you have for dinner tonight?
Baked Beans
When was the last time you stood on yer head?
never
Do you believe aliens exist?
Yeah, thy're one of the biggest issues in California.
Do you like apple or cherry pie better?
Yes
How many cups of coffee did you have today?
none
What's better Sprite or 7 Up?
Sprite
Did you ever fail a grade?
no
Did you go to college?
no
Do you have a lot of money?
no
Do you know anyone named Rich?
no
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops?
uhhh, sure, why not
Do you just like lollipops in general?
meh
Do you like giraffes?
meh
Do you like the Smurfs?
no
Do you have a resume?
a very, very short one
Did you ever go to a job fair?
no
Do you like grape soda?
not really
What about pop-tarts?
never heard of grape pop-tarts lol, yes when they are hot.
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home?
no
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs?
no
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks?
all the time
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is?
no
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is?
no
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one?
mine's fine
paper or plastic?
either
green eggs or ham?
ham
dynamite or sparklers?
duuuuhhhh, sparklers, no deenameetay
broken glass or seashells?
broken glass
pot or cocaine?
pot
LSD or PCP?
meh
Doesn't this survey suck?
ya
I'm bored...are you?
ya
fill in the blank: "And she's ______ the stariway to heaven"
breaking
"All you need is ____"
pot
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered?
Muerdered, Courtney Love
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho?
nasty ho
Do you like cows?
Love them grilled and on a plate.
Do you like milk?
With cookies, cake, or on my cereal.
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ?
uhhhh, lemmee check :thumbsdown
Do you have a foot fetish?
no
What is the next dvd you plan on watching?
dunno
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'?
no
Do you use a hair dryer?
no
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system?
7 above the mirror, and 1 in the ceiling.
What flavor Doritos are best?
Cheese or Ranch
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain?
no
How old are your parents?
10000000000000000000000. I think 54 and 55.
Do you have a fetish for older men/women?
no
Where the fuck did Dot go?
who?
Do you think she still works at Walmart?
sure
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad?
Jewsh
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod?
Ipod and some generic brand cd player.
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now?
The globe on the lamp table
Did you ever go to the East Coast?
no
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean?
no
Did you ever go to the West coast?
live there
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean?
yes
Did you ever go to Mexico?
Why the hell would I wanna do that when I could just walk a block and get the hole experience?
Did you ever go to Canada?
Once again why the hell would I do that?
What was your favorite toy as a child?
Transformer action figure.
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order?
Caesar or garden
With what kind of dressing?
caesar or ranch
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops?
yep
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ?
no
Red or green grapes?
green
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce?
depends on what for.
Do you wear lipstick?
no
How do you want to die?
Some sort of crazy pneumatic tool accident, preferably a die grinder or a nine inch grinder.:facepeel
Mark Carras
08-10-2007, 12:03 PM
I'm sorry, but the only answer I can give is this response to the word coffee...
VDGweIgNaB0
Lord Zombie
08-10-2007, 05:44 PM
Do you like lettuce? it is ok
Do you like cheese? yes
Do you like to swim? no
Do you shave your armpits? no
How bout yer chest? no
Do you like water? no, fish fuck in it
How about ranch fries? never had them
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now? no
Why?
Do you still have Christmas lights up? no
Do you have a job? yes
Do you have more than 200 cds? yes
Have you slept with over 37 people? no
Do you have any stuffed animals? yes
What are their names? no names
Do you have a cat(S)? no
What are their names?
What did you have for dinner tonight? goulash
When was the last time you stood on yer head? when I was 5 or 6
Do you believe aliens exist? no
Do you like apple or cherry pie better? apple
How many cups of coffee did you have today? I don't drink coffee
What's better Sprite or 7 Up? Sprite
Did you ever fail a grade? no
Did you go to college? no
Do you have a lot of money? no
Do you know anyone named Rich? nope
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops? used t o
Do you just like lollipops in general? no
Do you like giraffes? only for breakfast on toast
Do you like the Smurfs? Smurfette was hot :perv
Do you have a resume? used to
Did you ever go to a job fair? no
Do you like grape soda? once in awhile
What about pop-tarts? yes
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home? no
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs? no
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks? no, runny eggs look like they are still raw
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is? who?
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is? yes
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one? just got a new one
paper or plastic? both
green eggs or ham? hell ya
dynamite or sparklers? dynamite
broken glass or seashells? broken glass
pot or cocaine? neither
LSD or PCP? neither
Doesn't this survey suck? nope
I'm bored...are you? yes
fill in the blank: "And she's ______ the stariway to heaven" on
"All you need is ____" a little patience
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered? murder
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho? nast HO
Do you like cows? with lots of ketchup
Do you like milk? yes
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ? no
Do you have a foot fetish? no
What is the next dvd you plan on watching? Dawn of the Living Dead, Hot Fuzz and Pathfinder
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'? no, I cheered
Do you use a hair dryer? no
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system? 2
What flavor Doritos are best? regular
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain? no
How old are your parents? mid 50s
Do you have a fetish for older men/women? older women
Where the fuck did Dot go? no clue
Do you think she still works at Walmart? if she is smart, no
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad? no
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod? mp3 player
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now? my swords
Did you ever go to the East Coast? no
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean? no
Did you ever go to the West coast? no
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean? no
Did you ever go to Mexico? no
Did you ever go to Canada? 3 times
What was your favorite toy as a child? my toy Godzilla
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order? don't usually order salad
With what kind of dressing? ranch if I order salad
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops? no
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ? yes
Red or green grapes? green
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce? iceberg
Do you wear lipstick? no
How do you want to die? with a pile of zombies at my feet, yelling... " Choke On It!!! "
Mythos Inibri
08-12-2007, 05:06 AM
Do you like lettuce? only Lettuce Opium..and yes,there is such a thing:)
Do you like cheese? yes
Do you like to swim? only when I'm too hot
Do you shave your armpits? no
How bout yer chest? no
Do you like water? very much
How about ranch fries? what the hell are those?
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now? no,just one
Why? because it's still summer
Do you still have Christmas lights up? nah..not yet
Do you have a job? a few of them
Do you have more than 200 cds? not anymore
Have you slept with over 37 people? no
Do you have any stuffed animals? my girl gave me a teddybear that holds a picture of her in a heart on my nightstand
What are their names? never named it,how about Felix
Do you have a cat(S)? yes
What are their names? Alfred
What did you have for dinner tonight? hotdogs,pork and beans,and barbecue chips with cola on ice
When was the last time you stood on yer head? about 3 months ago in a swimming pool
Do you believe aliens exist? yes
Do you like apple or cherry pie better? apple
How many cups of coffee did you have today? about 4 or 5
What's better Sprite or 7 Up? 7 up
Did you ever fail a grade? yes
Did you go to college? yes
Do you have a lot of money? no
Do you know anyone named Rich? yeah,my uncle
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops? a little
Do you just like lollipops in general? no
Do you like giraffes? I have no use for them
Do you like the Smurfs? yes especially if I am stoned
Do you have a resume? no
Did you ever go to a job fair? no
Do you like grape soda? not much
What about pop-tarts? not really
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home? yeah,sometimes
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs? no
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks? only the yolk part is runny slightly and yes,..that is fucking delicious
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is? never heard of him
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is? yeah,he's in Prong
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one? I like mine I have 4 or 5 of them
paper or plastic? paper or plastic
green eggs or ham? ham
dynamite or sparklers? dynamite
broken glass or seashells? broken glass
pot or cocaine? cocaine
LSD or PCP? LSD
Doesn't this survey suck? no
I'm bored...are you? no
fill in the blank: "And she's falling down the stariway to heaven"
"All you need is crack"
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered? he murdered himself
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho? she probably used to be sexy
Do you like cows? yes
Do you like milk? yes
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ? eh,I wouldn't stink too bad
Do you have a foot fetish? slightly
What is the next dvd you plan on watching? a comedy
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'? never watched it,looks too boring
Do you use a hair dryer? no
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system? 1
What flavor Doritos are best? nacho cheese
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain? no
How old are your parents? 60
Do you have a fetish for older men/women? not really
Where the fuck did Dot go? Walmart
Do you think she still works at Walmart? lol...yes
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad? nah..
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod? not yet
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now? empty boxes in my dining room
Did you ever go to the East Coast? I lived near D.C. for about 4 years
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean? yeah
Did you ever go to the West coast? I live here now
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean? yeah
Did you ever go to Mexico? no,and I don't plan on going either
Did you ever go to Canada? no,but it sounds nice
What was your favorite toy as a child? a stuffed dog
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order? tossed:rotfl
With what kind of dressing? KY jelly
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops? think so
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ? yuck
Red or green grapes? green
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce? both
Do you wear lipstick? no
How do you want to die? swiftly
fuzzay crisis
08-23-2007, 11:55 AM
I'm sorry, but the only answer I can give is this response to the word coffee...
VDGweIgNaB0
haha best episode ever.
fuzzay crisis
08-23-2007, 12:07 PM
Do you like lettuce?
yea
Do you like cheese?
yea
Do you like to swim?
yup
Do you shave your armpits?
yup
How bout yer chest?
no
Do you like water?
yep
How about ranch fries?
no
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now?
no
Why?
n/a
Do you still have Christmas lights up?
nope
Do you have a job?
yup
Do you have more than 200 cds?
yup
Have you slept with over 37 people?
no
Do you have any stuffed animals?
yup
What are their names?
n/a
Do you have a cat(S)?
3
What are their names?
fred, ginger, princess (i only named fred)
What did you have for dinner tonight?
it's not dinner yet
When was the last time you stood on yer head?
uh
Do you believe aliens exist?
maybe
Do you like apple or cherry pie better?
apple
How many cups of coffee did you have today?
0
What's better Sprite or 7 Up?
don't care
Did you ever fail a grade?
no
Did you go to college?
yup
Do you have a lot of money?
ha no
Do you know anyone named Rich?
no
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops?
eh
Do you just like lollipops in general?
yes
Do you like giraffes?
yea
Do you like the Smurfs?
no
Do you have a resume?
somewhere
Did you ever go to a job fair?
no
Do you like grape soda?
yea
What about pop-tarts?
yea
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home?
not really
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs?
yea
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks?
yup
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is?
nope
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is?
yea
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one?
it's fine
paper or plastic?
plastic lately
green eggs or ham?
first is just gross, 2nd i'm allergic to and would probably die
dynamite or sparklers?
dynamite!
broken glass or seashells?
seashells
pot or cocaine?
pot
LSD or PCP?
no thanks
Doesn't this survey suck?
no
I'm bored...are you?
that's why i'm doing this
fill in the blank: "And she's ______ the stariway to heaven"
riding
"All you need is ____"
love
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered?
murdered
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho?
nasty ho
Do you like cows?
sure
Do you like milk?
not really
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ?
yea i guess so
Do you have a foot fetish?
no
What is the next dvd you plan on watching?
dunno
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'?
no
Do you use a hair dryer?
not often
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system?
2
What flavor Doritos are best?
regular
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain?
no
How old are your parents?
almost 60
Do you have a fetish for older men/women?
no
Where the fuck did Dot go?
haha i dunno
Do you think she still works at Walmart?
?
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad?
no
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod?
ipod
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now?
me
Did you ever go to the East Coast?
i live here
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean?
like i said, i love literally on the coast so yes.
Did you ever go to the West coast?
yup
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean?
nope
Did you ever go to Mexico?
nope
Did you ever go to Canada?
yup
What was your favorite toy as a child?
ninja turtles
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order?
ceaser
With what kind of dressing?
ceaser
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops?
yea when i wasn't allergic to it
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ?
no
Red or green grapes?
either
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce?
romaine
Do you wear lipstick?
rare occasions
How do you want to die?
dunno
Do you like lettuce?Very much so
Do you like cheese?Yes
Do you shave your armpits?Fuck no
How bout yer chest? Absolutely not.
Do you like water? yeah, sometimes
How about ranch fries? Are they like French fries? If so, yep.
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now? Nah, it's too warm.
Why? It's too hot for ONE blanket.
Do you still have Christmas lights up? hah hah no thank god.
Do you have a job? Not AT THE MOMENT.
Do you have more than 200 cds? I used to before i sold most of them.
Have you slept with over 37 people? I fucking wish I had hah hah hah hah
Do you have any stuffed animals? No.
What are their names? They WOULD be lucinda and Mary ? wtf ?
Do you have a cat(S)? yeah Alex the cat.
What are their names?hah hah hah hah hah ahh
What did you have for dinner tonight? Pepporoni & Pinneapple PIZZA.
When was the last time you stood on yer head? Never done that.
Do you believe aliens exist? Yes..of course.
Do you like apple or cherry pie better? Probably Apple.Maybe cherry too.
How many cups of coffee did you have today? Three.
What's better Sprite or 7 Up? Neither, they BOTH suck bad.
Did you ever fail a grade? No.
Did you go to college? For six months in 1994, then I quit it.
Do you have a lot of money?hah hah hah...no not yet.
Do you know anyone named Rich? No
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops?Oh fuck no.
Do you just like lollipops in general? yeh...I ilke Chupa Chupps.
Do you like giraffes? yeah they're cool.
Do you like the Smurfs? Not anymore I don't...they're silly.
Do you have a resume? Yes...It's not really exciting though.
Did you ever go to a job fair? No.
Do you like grape soda? No.
What about pop-tarts? They're gross. Oh God yucko !!
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home? Not for a while. But I shopuld you nkow candles are cool as shit. I like 'em.
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs? No just a little salt.
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks? Oh FUCK yeh!
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is? Now I do...hah hah hah
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is? Got an idea now hah ha
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one? Need a new one.
paper or plastic? paper
green eggs or ham? Just the ham thankyou, I used to love Dr Seuss, though.
dynamite or sparklers? Ahh, just the sparklers thankyou. And the grey dtuff you can scrape off them to make super hot burn weapons !
broken glass or seashells? OIh, seashells, c'mon.
pot or cocaine? Pot....cocaines for yuppies.
LSD or PCP? Nevr tried PCP...maybe. LOVE lsd.
Doesn't this survey suck? No it's cool
I'm bored...are you?Not really
fill in the blank: "And she's Throwing up ______ the stariway to heaven"
"All you need is dove____"
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered? Murdered, for sure.
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho? She's an astute HO.
Do you like cows? Not really.
Do you like milk? Not really, anymore anyway.
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ? Umm...after i had a shower maybe hah hah hah...
Do you have a foot fetish?No, not at all.
What is the next dvd you plan on watching? Incumming (VOL 4)
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'? No I nearly threw up it was SOO bad.
Do you use a hair dryer? hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system? Just the lone one.
What flavor Doritos are best? original...but I like Nachos too you know.
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain? No. But I should shouldn't I ?
How old are your parents?59(mum) and 61(dad)
Do you have a fetish for older men/women? Not really...possibly
Where the fuck did Dot go? huh wtf?
Do you think she still works at Walmart? She...might.
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad?
Yeah and I liked believing them too
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod?No
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now? ME hah hah hah
Did you ever go to the East Coast? I live there hah hah hah hah
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean? Never.
Did you ever go to the West coast? No
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean? Lots a times yeah!!!
Did you ever go to Mexico?noi
Did you ever go to Canada?noi
What was your favorite toy as a child?My Bike i guess
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order? Just noraml lettuce cheese and toato shit hah hah
With what kind of dressing?French
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops?yeah once, it was great
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ? No
Red or green grapes? greeen
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce? huhb ?
Do you wear lipstick?hah hahonly on friday nights hah hah hah
How do you want to die? In a freak Hovercraft accident
Schatzi
10-02-2007, 12:31 PM
Thanks Leto. I enjoyed your answers!
Do you like lettuce?
ew, no
Do you like cheese?
yes
Do you like to swim?
like a fishy
Do you shave your armpits?
yes
How bout yer chest?
uh, no
Do you like water?
yup
How about ranch fries?
ranch everything
Do you have more than 3 blankets on yer bed right now?
no
Why?
cause the one i have is heavy
Do you still have Christmas lights up?
no, but I wish I did
Do you have a job?
yes
Do you have more than 200 cds?
no
Have you slept with over 37 people?
not that i'm aware~and where the hell did that number come from?
Do you have any stuffed animals?
a few
What are their names?
hell, i dunno
Do you have a cat(S)?
yep, one.
What are their names?
Cleo-catra :)
What did you have for dinner tonight?
sloppy joes
When was the last time you stood on yer head?
I did it when i was like 8
Do you believe aliens exist?
Have you met my children???
Do you like apple or cherry pie better?
apple
How many cups of coffee did you have today?
none. coffee's icky
What's better Sprite or 7 Up?
neither
Did you ever fail a grade?
nope
Did you go to college?
nope
Do you have a lot of money?
don't i wish
Do you know anyone named Rich?
no
Do you like rootbeer flavored lollipops?
yes
Do you just like lollipops in general?
yes
Do you like giraffes?
they're ok i guess
Do you like the Smurfs?
hell yes
Do you have a resume?
somewhere i think
Did you ever go to a job fair?
no, well, kinda.
Do you like grape soda?
not a lot, but i'll drink it
What about pop-tarts?
they're cool
Do you light candles in the comfort of your own home?
sometimes, when I remember where I"ve stashed them lol
Do you put tobasco sauce on yer eggs?
ew no
Did you ever have 'runny' eggs and dip your bread in the yolks?
yes
Do you know who Mike Kirkland is?
no should I? (I have a feeling this is a prong question and Pring's gonna beat me)
Do you even know who Tommy Victor is?
yes. he's hot.
Do you like yer wallet or do you need a new one?
Who needs a wallet to carry no money? LOL
paper or plastic?
eh whatever
green eggs or ham?
ham
dynamite or sparklers?
sparklers (I'm a sissy)
broken glass or seashells?
both. same bowl.
pot or cocaine?
neither
LSD or PCP?
neither
Doesn't this survey suck?
pretty much. lay off the coffee
I'm bored...are you?
apparently lol
fill in the blank: "And she's ______ the stariway to heaven"
walking
"All you need is ____"
love
Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide or was he murdered?
suicide
Is Courntey Love a sexy bitch or a nasty ho?
nasty ho
Do you like cows?
for steak :D
Do you like milk?
it's ok
If somebody were to give you oral right now would you smell good ?
prolly
Do you have a foot fetish?
no
What is the next dvd you plan on watching?
hell, i dunno
Did you cry when you saw 'The Titanic'?
yes
Do you use a hair dryer?
not often
How many lightbulbs are in your bathroom lighting system?
uh, 2. but we use one at a time.
What flavor Doritos are best?
lime ranch mmmmmm
Do you have a flashlight on yer keychain?
no, but i have a whistle
How old are your parents?
well, mom's 30 years older than me, so she's 57, and dad is 9 years older than her, so 66
Do you have a fetish for older men/women?
older than me, but not OLD
Where the fuck did Dot go?
away, but I'm back, so stop crying :P (and I'm glad you missed me :D )
Do you think she still works at Walmart?
she does
When you were little did you believe elves told Santa if you were good or bad?
probably.
Do you have a cd walkman or an ipod?
MP3 player
What's the most out of place thing in yer house right now?
that spare kid that's running around.
Did you ever go to the East Coast?
nope
Ever put yer feet in the Atlantic ocean?
nope
Did you ever go to the West coast?
sorta
Ever put yer feet in the Pacific ocean?
nope
Did you ever go to Mexico?
nope
Did you ever go to Canada?
nope
What was your favorite toy as a child?
dirt
When you go to a resturant what kind of salad do you order?
i don't. i order a burger or a steak
With what kind of dressing?
ranch
Did you ever have applesauce on yer pork chops?
ew no
Did you ever put brown sugar on yer sweet potato ?
sweet taters are icky
Red or green grapes?
green
Iceberg or Romaine lettuce?
neither
Do you wear lipstick?
not much
How do you want to die?
in the sack
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