MK

[Schatzi]

Dear MK,

You are such a hot babe. You would not believe the things I want to do to you. I can't get enough of you. Your cigars are sexy. You turn me on so much. I want you. Why don't you fly down to Tuscon and fuck me.

Fuck, you're hot.

Pring

[force fed]

Pring, you shouldn't drink and get on the internet, really.

[Schatzi]

I haven't drank or done drugs in 5 1/2 years. :flash

He's never gonna read this anyway... :rotfl

[machineaction]

:shock

[Mr. Kaneko]

You filthy, two-timing hussy!
Why don't you go someplace and do something.
I will never, ever, ever respond to any of your cock-teasing, whorish babble.

[Schatzi]

You filthy, two-timing hussy!
Why don't you go someplace and do something.
I will never, ever, ever respond to any of your cock-teasing, whorish babble.


I'm so sorry...please forgive me....I love you.... :cry

[Mr. Kaneko]

Go back to your people on Whore Island.

[FuzZ]

We would like to apologise to everyone who turned up to the show in Tuscon, AZ to find we had cancelled at the last minute. This was un-avoidable due to the fact that the transmission fell out of our van (The Beast) hours before the show, en route to Tuscon, AZ. We've been unable to get the problem resolved which regretably means we have had to also cancel the last few dates and limp back to SoCal. We intend to make this up to you all and come back sometime in the new year...

[Schatzi]

I hope so. I missed Prong last time they came around because I wanted to meet Troy Gregory. :pissed

[FuzZ]

Dear MK,

You are such a hot babe. You would not believe the things I want to do to you. I can't get enough of you. Your cigars are sexy. You turn me on so much. I want you. Why don't you fly down to Tuscon and fuck me.

Pring

I love it. You need to continue this thread Pring - a public display of your promiscuity. Comon' Libra woman with Scorpio rising give the people what they want! Do it like the scene in the movie CRANK in the asian marketplace

[Schatzi]

You would not believe what goes on in the chat room every night...and no it's not with Kaneko although we've had our fun in there....not my fault he is such and evasive cow. :tard :flash :tard :flash

[Schatzi]

I've had multiple orgasms in the chat room :rotfl

[Schatzi]

Oh, and I am so close to scoring with a 52 year old man from my AA group....just need to use a little more hair gel and make up and I will be off to the races..we're going to breakfast this Sauturday.keep yer fingerz crozzed for me I need to score :rotfl .....I have an obsession with men in their 50's....as my friend Hairdresser on Acid said, "50 is the new 40!"

[PublicAnimal#9]

dah-YAMMM, girl! Expect a red-hot Cristo coming your way tonight!!!!
:genn

[Schatzi]

I missed yer call tonight...perhaps you can call me tomorrow.

[Hammered]

Oh, and I am so close to scoring with a 52 year old man from my AA group 40!




http://www.karenhill.net/jok/jok-picts/jok-picts-bk02/fullimages/old_man_mardigras_f.jpg

[Schatzi]

My Pete is hot...he does SO not look like that! :p Did you ever see the New Evils video on my Myspace page? Bunch of hotties they are I'm tellin' ya!

In other news...did somebody say something about a Toyota? :confused:

[FuzZ]

either a corolla or a camry
in good condition
and you haven't banged pete
in the back seat

but no geo prizms
even if it is
essentially
the same

no hyundais either
kia krackheads
done with ford
unless you gotta stang

[Schatzi]

I will be sure to post when I bang Pete. :dogstyle

[Hammered]

I will be sure to post when I bang Pete.



http://www.port88.freeserve.co.uk/dirty-old-man.jpg

[FuzZ]

not to be
so hammered
cheap are those
who must use photos.

let pring doth
paint her picture
yee, nails
with words of erotica

as we wait
in the queue, tickets grasped
the curtain is rising
gallery ready for saturday lunch :movie

[Schatzi]

Breakfast went really well today. He even introduced me as his girlfriend -half kidding half serious.. I guess. Bob said "do you wanna sit next to her?" because he was sitting across from me and Pete said, "no I like it here so I can get a better look at her."

I think he likes me. I say two more times out to breakfast and if he doesn't ask me out I will invite him over to my house after breakfast. I WILL MAKE something happen THIS MONTH. I've waited long enough for some action. :perv

[Hammered]

Breakfast went really well today. He even introduced me as his girlfriend -half kidding half serious.. I guess. Bob said "do you wanna sit next to her?" because he was sitting across from me and Pete said, "no I like it here so I can get a better look at her."

I think he likes me. I say two more times out to breakfast and if he doesn't ask me out I will invite him over to my house after breakfast. I WILL MAKE something happen THIS MONTH. I've waited long enough for some action. :perv

http://www.midnightlace.net/badtushy/39/images/024.jpg

[Schatzi]

My plans are crushed. I just found out he's married tonight.

When will I ever meet someone?? It's been three years since I moved here and haven't even gone on a date! :pissed

[Mr. Kaneko]

Blink

[Schatzi]

Up yours, ya tard. :finger