Clerks vs. Clerks 2

[Vish]

Which do you prefer?

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

The first one....the second had some "chuckle chuckle ha ha" moments but was far more....Meh than part 1. The first also had a much more intellectual aspect than the second....on the other hand the second had a very disturbing inter-species erotica moment. :p

[Mark Carras]

2 was funny, but it was way too dependent on low brow jokes that have been way over done. You could tell it was a cash out. Very good for a cash out, but a cash out still the same.

[Vish]

i havent seen clerks for 10 years until last night. i had never seen clerks 2 til last night... so watching them back-to-back was kinda cool. anyways, im not sure which one i liked more. if it were to come to in depth conversations about Starwars or LOTR, they were both awesome.

i thought both were pretty damn good, but clerks 2 had the extremely hot black chick.... ooh! and PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE... damn, i just dont know.

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE...

Hahahahahaha..."It's cool man, I'm taking it back" And which hot black chick are you reffering to? I don't recall one.....

[Vish]

the chick that dante ends up getting with in the end... the pregnant one. she looks black to me, anyways.

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

the chick that dante ends up getting with in the end... the pregnant one. she looks black to me, anyways.

Oh, Rosario Dawson is hispanic, bro. :) And QUITE nice looking... :monkeyspank

[Vish]

she's fucking bonerriffic. besides redheads, latinas totally do it for me.

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

latinas totally do it for me.

Same here, and this city is FULL of them. :headbanger :headbanger

[Mark Carras]

she's fucking bonerriffic. besides redheads, latinas totally do it for me.

Same here, and this city is FULL of them. :headbanger :headbanger

When I was in my 20's I had this secret goal of fucking every "flavor" I could get my 'hands' on. I was a total pig. Female and willing pretty much was all it took. :drool

[Amon]

Heh I thought she was black as well. If you like Rosario Dawson check out Grindhouse. She has a major part in Death Proof. I personally don't think she's attractive.

Clerks II was great but lost due to the stupid "fun" moments where they were riding the go carts and also for her singing that song scene.

Clerks I was flawless!

[Vish]

as much as i think rosario dawson is a hot broad... there is no way i will check out grindhouse. from what i hear, it is a tarrantino flick.

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

When I was in my 20's I had this secret goal of fucking every "flavor" I could get my 'hands' on. I was a total pig. Female and willing pretty much was all it took. :drool

Heh, can't say I can blame you on that one, man. I went through that phase as well...now that I've been married for awhile I don't even think about sex often....interesting how that works, lol.

[Lord Zombie]

Clerks I was flawless!


Says it all right there! :D

[Mythos Inibri]

I've only seen Clerks 2 so I didn't vote.
Jay and Silent Bob Rule! King Diamond too:headbanger

[Amon]

as much as i think rosario dawson is a hot broad... there is no way i will check out grindhouse. from what i hear, it is a tarrantino flick.


Grindhouse is a double feature. The first movie is directed by Robert Rodriguez and is called planet Terror. The second movie, Death proof, is the Tarantino movie starring Kurt Russel. I dug it. :P

[Vish]

doesnt matter. i dont want to mess with anything touched by tarrantino... i think i might get AIDS

[BonescrewsRoadie]

Clerks 1 quote

Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!


Clerks 2 quote

Randal Graves: Before he was the Mad Ducats guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. See, freshman year, the seniors put us through what they called "initiations." They'd stuff us into lockers or throw us naked into the girl's locker room, but Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors pulled his pants down, shoved a pickle up his ass, and made him walk ten feet. If the pickle fell out before the ten-foot mark, he'd have to take a bite out of it, re-insert it, and walk again.
Elias: Ewwwwww...
Randal Graves: Don't worry. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance Dowds: I bet you're the only guy in the world who still remembers that, Graves.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm sure you still remember it pretty vividly, Pickle Fucker.

I love both kinda hard to choose

[Vish]

Clerks 1 quote

Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!


Clerks 2 quote

Randal Graves: Before he was the Mad Ducats guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. See, freshman year, the seniors put us through what they called "initiations." They'd stuff us into lockers or throw us naked into the girl's locker room, but Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors pulled his pants down, shoved a pickle up his ass, and made him walk ten feet. If the pickle fell out before the ten-foot mark, he'd have to take a bite out of it, re-insert it, and walk again.
Elias: Ewwwwww...
Randal Graves: Don't worry. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance Dowds: I bet you're the only guy in the world who still remembers that, Graves.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm sure you still remember it pretty vividly, Pickle Fucker.

I love both kinda hard to choose

i was dying from laughter from both of those parts.

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

she's fucking bonerriffic. besides redheads, latinas totally do it for me.

Woops...just found this at her fansite, so I guess we're both right:

Ethnicity: Of Afro-Cuban, Irish & Native American decent

[Vertigo]

I voted for Clerks.

Clerks 2 just didn't have quite the same dialogue appeal. I mean, yeah it was funny. But the first one is classic.

I also don't get as much of a kick out of the humor that was obviously inserted for the 12 year olds. As well as the stupid donkey scene. Give me a break.

[Vish]

Woops...just found this at her fansite, so I guess we're both right:

Ethnicity: Of Afro-Cuban, Irish & Native American decent

whoa... IRISH AND LATINA!?!?!?! :dogstyle :dogstyle

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

whoa... IRISH AND LATINA!?!?!?! :dogstyle :dogstyle

Hahaha...knew you'd dig that. :fsm2

[Bradzilla]

Both are too different to really compare. I love the original, but there's something about the sequel too. Tough call, but I'd have to go with the original.

[Mythos Inibri]

I finally saw the first one...I liked Clerks 2 better.
Wow,that's weird I'm the only one that voted Clerks 2.

You all suck:finger








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[Postman]

I haven't even seen Clerks 2 and the answer is obvious