Would you rather...

[Schatzi]

fight jackie chan to the death or have there be 100 clones of oprah?

like to be eaten by ants or hannibal letchter?

like to find your parents having sex or have them find you having sex?

fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh?

marry an ugly, emotionless billionaire or a poor guy thats perfect for you?

experience life like a video game or like a movie?

have the ability to fly or read everyone's thoughts?

piss a whole lemon or shit a bowling ball?

fight mike tyson or talk like him?

be three feet tall or nine feet tall?

be invisible or able to teleport anywhere at anytime?

have lice or athlete's foot?

your child be a genius/socially retarded or do ok in school/social butrfly?

live by the ocean or in the mountains?

have a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotemy?

wear a life vest for the rest of your life or parachute pants?

be trapped in a cage for 10 min. with 1000 snakes or spiders?

be forced to watch the tyra banks show for 72 hours or full house?

chop off your own foot or your mother's?

go to the olympics for curling or for syncronized swimming?

have a leg rediculously shorter than the other or an arm that doesnt bend?

drive your car off a bridge or star in the next jackass movie?

stick your hand into acid or stick your hand into liquid nitrogen?

have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?

give up bjs/cunaligus 4ever or give up alcohol and watching sports 4ever?

always feel hungry or always have to pee?

crap your pants or puke on yourself in public

eat nasty taco cabana leftovers or drink 3 liters of really flat soda

give up drinking or give up driving (this means riding the bus or walking)

have an arm or a leg amputated

have a lazy eye or a huge birthmark (3+ inches in diameter)

eat ramen or instant mashed potatoes for a month

have sex with someone really fat (60+ BMI) or really ugly (like, ugly ugly)

run over a dog (fatal) or hit a child (fuck 'em up real good just not dead)

suck a dick (if you don't normally) or fuck a dude in the ass

blind vs. paralyzed?

spend two weeks in jail or a month with your least favorite person

get dumped for being a lousy lover or be cheated on and find out much later

aids or leukemia

rich & lonely or poor & popular

Be stabbed in the back by a friend / Be stabbed in the heart by an enemy?

Wreck your car / Wreck someone else's car?

Hear voices in your head / Have imaginary friends?

Wash your hands repeatedly / Check the stove repeatedly?

Love and lose / Never love at all?

Write a masterpiece no one ever reads / Write a mediocre bestseller?

Be a one hit wonder / Have a cult following?

Be funny / Be brilliant?

Be a model / Be a photographer?

Get high / Get drunk?

Fuck a minor / Fuck a senior citizen?

Go blind / Go deaf?

too mean or too nice?

too emotional or too apathetic?

too logical or too ecsentric?

too fat or too thin?

too tall or too short?

too dressed up or too underdressed?

too bossy or too much of a push over?

too mistrusting or too naive?

too predictable or too unpredictable?

too mysterious or too obvious?

too hyper or too calm?

too friendly or too rude?

too forgiving or too unforgiving?

too slutty or too frigid?

too confindent or too insecure?

too hungry or too full?

too careful or too dangerous?

too scared or too brave?

too happy or too sad?

too earthy or too worldly?

too crazy or too sane?

too quiet or too loud?

too honest or too dishonest?

too messy or too neat?

too extroverted or too introverted?

too judgmental or too much of a lack of opinion?

too punctual or too late?

too ugly or too sexy?

too sensative or too insensitive?

too wild or too tame?

too hot or too cold?

too childish or too mature?

too bubbley or too dark?

too proper or too inapropriate?

Bite into a piece of chocolate and find it filled with maggots OR pus

Be constantly depressed OR afraid

Make your living by manufacturing sex toys OR guns

Chew a mole off someones neck OR drink half a cup of blood

Show up noticeably drunk on national tv OR trashed at your childs grad.

Get poison ivy up inside your nose OR inside your ear

Always spit when you talk OR always be spit on when spoken to

Spend a week at school in your underwear OR attend 2 classes naked

Eat 1 small hotel bar of soap OR 6 sticks of butter

Eat your entire diet cold OR overcooked

Have to learn sword swallowing OR fire eating

Work for your sibling OR your best friend

Eat a cooked beaver tail OR a cooked cow udder

Always almost have to sneeze OR hit your funny bone every 15 minutes

Have brown teeth OR a hairline just above your eyebrows

Live in a world without grass OR roads

Have a butt full of worms OR a mouthful of ticks

Super glue your eyes shut OR super glue them open

Age only from the neck up OR only from the neck down

Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty mans foot OR lick his armpit

Have no short term memory OR no long term memory

Never look healthy OR never feel healthy

Stutter badly OR drool noticeably

Be incapable of love OR honesty

While drunk, go rock climbing OR learn how to surf

Not eat for 3 days OR not sleep for 3 days

Drink a glass of your own day-old spit OR your own sweat

Always be tired OR always be tense?

Eat an uncooked but thawed tv dinner OR a can of cold beef chili

Have double vision OR hear a constant echo

Live in a home without electricity OR without running water

Eat poison ivy OR a handful of bumble bees

Pee out of your nose OR poop out of your ear

Have sex with someone with no arms OR no legs

[Mythos Inibri]

fight jackie chan to the death or have there be 100 clones of oprah? I'd slap Jackie Chan around like a little bitch

like to be eaten by ants or hannibal letchter? I like chocolate covered ants

like to find your parents having sex or have them find you having sex? we had a threesome

fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? fly when I fart lol

marry an ugly, emotionless billionaire or a poor guy thats perfect for you? I'm already taken

experience life like a video game or like a movie? movie

have the ability to fly or read everyone's thoughts? read thoughts

piss a whole lemon or shit a bowling ball? shit a bowling ball...my dick is more important than my ass

fight mike tyson or talk like him? I'd beat Mike Tysons ass and steal his crack-pipe

be three feet tall or nine feet tall? somewhere inbetween

be invisible or able to teleport anywhere at anytime? invisible

have lice or athlete's foot? I guess it's better than athletes penis

your child be a genius/socially retarded or do ok in school/social butrfly? be a drunk

live by the ocean or in the mountains? mountains

have a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotemy? get drunk

wear a life vest for the rest of your life or parachute pants? parachute pants

be trapped in a cage for 10 min. with 1000 snakes or spiders? snakes

be forced to watch the tyra banks show for 72 hours or full house? full house

chop off your own foot or your mother's? my moms:rotfl

go to the olympics for curling or for syncronized swimming? curling

have a leg rediculously shorter than the other or an arm that doesnt bend? lol weird question..shorter leg

drive your car off a bridge or star in the next jackass movie? star in jackass

stick your hand into acid or stick your hand into liquid nitrogen? acid

have toes for fingers or fingers for toes? fingers for toes would be cool

give up bjs/cunaligus 4ever or give up alcohol and watching sports 4ever?
I love getting blowjobs

always feel hungry or always have to pee? have to pee

crap your pants or puke on yourself in public already did it

eat nasty taco cabana leftovers or drink 3 liters of really flat soda flat soda

give up drinking or give up driving (this means riding the bus or walking) already did

have an arm or a leg amputated leg

have a lazy eye or a huge birthmark (3+ inches in diameter) birthmark

eat ramen or instant mashed potatoes for a month ramen...already did but rice is better

have sex with someone really fat (60+ BMI) or really ugly (like, ugly ugly) fat chicks are good fucks

run over a dog (fatal) or hit a child (fuck 'em up real good just not dead) i'd hit a dog and fucking kill it

suck a dick (if you don't normally) or fuck a dude in the ass I'd rather fuck him in the ass

blind vs. paralyzed? blind

spend two weeks in jail or a month with your least favorite person month with an idiot

get dumped for being a lousy lover or be cheated on and find out much later get dumped

aids or leukemia aids

rich & lonely or poor & popular rich

Be stabbed in the back by a friend / Be stabbed in the heart by an enemy? heart

Wreck your car / Wreck someone else's car? someone elses..duh...

Hear voices in your head / Have imaginary friends? already have both and they are cool

Wash your hands repeatedly / Check the stove repeatedly? check stove

Love and lose / Never love at all? love and lose

Write a masterpiece no one ever reads / Write a mediocre bestseller? wrote a few masterpieces already

Be a one hit wonder / Have a cult following? cult

Be funny / Be brilliant? funny

Be a model / Be a photographer? photographer

Get high / Get drunk? shit faced drunk and kick your ass

Fuck a minor / Fuck a senior citizen? minors are hotter

Go blind / Go deaf? both would suck but i'd choose deaf

too mean or too nice? too mean

too emotional or too apathetic? apathetic

too logical or too ecsentric? eccentric

too fat or too thin? thin

too tall or too short? short

too dressed up or too underdressed? undressed

too bossy or too much of a push over? push over

too mistrusting or too naive? mistrusting

too predictable or too unpredictable? unpredictable

too mysterious or too obvious? mysterious

too hyper or too calm? calm

too friendly or too rude? rude

too forgiving or too unforgiving? forgiving

too slutty or too frigid? frigid

too confindent or too insecure? insecure

too hungry or too full? hungry

too careful or too dangerous? careful

too scared or too brave? brave

too happy or too sad? happy

too earthy or too worldly? worldly

too crazy or too sane? sane

too quiet or too loud? quiet

too honest or too dishonest? honest..you can never be too honest

too messy or too neat? neat

too extroverted or too introverted? extroverted

too judgmental or too much of a lack of opinion? judgemental

too punctual or too late? punctual

too ugly or too sexy? sexy

too sensative or too insensitive?

too wild or too tame?

too hot or too cold? cold

too childish or too mature? mature

too bubbley or too dark? dark

too proper or too inapropriate? proper

Bite into a piece of chocolate and find it filled with maggots OR pus maggots

Be constantly depressed OR afraid depressed

Make your living by manufacturing sex toys OR guns guns

Chew a mole off someones neck OR drink half a cup of blood blood

Show up noticeably drunk on national tv OR trashed at your childs grad. drunk on tv

Get poison ivy up inside your nose OR inside your ear nose

Always spit when you talk OR always be spit on when spoken to spit on others

Spend a week at school in your underwear OR attend 2 classes naked naked

Eat 1 small hotel bar of soap OR 6 sticks of butter butter

Eat your entire diet cold OR overcooked overcooked

Have to learn sword swallowing OR fire eating fire eating

Work for your sibling OR your best friend best friend..my siblings are younger than me

Eat a cooked beaver tail OR a cooked cow udder cow udder

Always almost have to sneeze OR hit your funny bone every 15 minutes sneeze

Have brown teeth OR a hairline just above your eyebrows teeth can be cleaned

Live in a world without grass OR roads roads

Have a butt full of worms OR a mouthful of ticks worms

Super glue your eyes shut OR super glue them open shut

Age only from the neck up OR only from the neck down down

Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty mans foot OR lick his armpit armpit

Have no short term memory OR no long term memory long term

Never look healthy OR never feel healthy i never feel healthy anyways

Stutter badly OR drool noticeably drool

Be incapable of love OR honesty love is overrated

While drunk, go rock climbing OR learn how to surf rock climbing

Not eat for 3 days OR not sleep for 3 days not eat...already did

Drink a glass of your own day-old spit OR your own sweat spit

Always be tired OR always be tense? tired

Eat an uncooked but thawed tv dinner OR a can of cold beef chili cold chili

Have double vision OR hear a constant echo echo's are cool

Live in a home without electricity OR without running water no electricity

Eat poison ivy OR a handful of bumble bees bumble bees

Pee out of your nose OR poop out of your ear pee out my nose

Have sex with someone with no arms OR no legs no arms

many of these I have already experienced

[Dot2]

:evilfight jackie chan to the death or have there be 100 clones of oprah?

Chan.

like to be eaten by ants or hannibal letchter? Hmmm, probably letchter. he'd serve a nice chianti

like to find your parents having sex or have them find you having sex?

I've caught my parents..

fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh?

Fly

marry an ugly, emotionless billionaire or a poor guy thats perfect for you? Poor guy

experience life like a video game or like a movie? Depends.

have the ability to fly or read everyone's thoughts? Fly

piss a whole lemon or shit a bowling ball? Where do you come up with this?

fight mike tyson or talk like him? Fight

be three feet tall or nine feet tall? ups and down's to both.
be invisible or able to teleport anywhere at anytime? TELEPORT

have lice or athlete's foot? UGH, athletes foot. lice are a bitch.
your child be a genius/socially retarded or do ok in school/social butrfly? a decent mix
live by the ocean or in the mountains? mountains

have a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotemy? bottle

wear a life vest for the rest of your life or parachute pants? pants. :P
be trapped in a cage for 10 min. with 1000 snakes or spiders? snakes
be forced to watch the tyra banks show for 72 hours or full house? full house
chop off your own foot or your mother's? hm

go to the olympics for curling or for syncronized swimming? swimming
have a leg rediculously shorter than the other or an arm that doesnt bend? the arm to piss off my boss :fire

drive your car off a bridge or star in the next jackass movie? depends
stick your hand into acid or stick your hand into liquid nitrogen? dunno.

have toes for fingers or fingers for toes? fingers/toes

give up bjs/cunaligus 4ever or give up alcohol and watching sports 4ever?alcohol/sports

always feel hungry or always have to pee?pee

crap your pants or puke on yourself in public puke
eat nasty taco cabana leftovers or drink 3 liters of really flat soda soda

give up drinking or give up driving (this means riding the bus or walking) drinking

have an arm or a leg amputated leg, i'd whittle a new one

have a lazy eye or a huge birthmark (3+ inches in diameter) lazy eye

eat ramen or instant mashed potatoes for a month ramen.
have sex with someone really fat (60+ BMI) or really ugly (like, ugly ugly) fat

run over a dog (fatal) or hit a child (fuck 'em up real good just not dead) dog.

suck a dick (if you don't normally) or fuck a dude in the ass dude/ass :fire
blind vs. paralyzed? blind

spend two weeks in jail or a month with your least favorite person jail
get dumped for being a lousy lover or be cheated on and find out much later
i've gotten both, (jerks)

aids or leukemia leukemia

rich & lonely or poor & popular got me.

Be stabbed in the back by a friend / Be stabbed in the heart by an enemy? heart/enemy

Wreck your car / Wreck someone else's car? mine

Hear voices in your head / Have imaginary friends? [COLOR="plum"]imaginary friends

Wash your hands repeatedly / Check the stove repeatedly? stove

Love and lose / Never love at all? love/lose

Write a masterpiece no one ever reads / Write a mediocre bestseller? masterpiece

Be a one hit wonder / Have a cult following? One hit wonder

Be funny / Be brilliant? funny

Be a model / Be a photographer? photographer

Get high / Get drunk? drunk

Fuck a minor / Fuck a senior citizen? I dunno

Go blind / Go deaf? go deaf, I know some sign language

too mean or too nice? mean

too emotional or too apathetic? i'd rather be apathetic

too logical or too ecsentric?ecsentric

too fat or too thin? too thin.

too tall or too short? too tall

too dressed up or too underdressed? too dressed up

too bossy or too much of a push over? too bossy

too mistrusting or too naive? mistrusting

too predictable or too unpredictable? unperdictable

too mysterious or too obvious?already too obvious :P

too hyper or too calm? calm

too friendly or too rude? friendly
too forgiving or too unforgiving? unforgiving

too slutty or too frigid? been accused of the first

too confindent or too insecure? confident

too hungry or too full? full

too careful or too dangerous? careful

too scared or too brave? brave

too happy or too sad? happy

too earthy or too worldly? earthy

too crazy or too sane? crazy

too quiet or too loud? loud

too honest or too dishonest?
honest
too messy or too neat? neat

too extroverted or too introverted? extroverted

too judgmental or too much of a lack of opinion? judgemental

too punctual or too late? punctual

too ugly or too sexy? sexy

too sensative or too insensitive? sensitive

too wild or too tame? wild

too hot or too cold? hot

too childish or too mature? mature

too bubbley or too dark? bubbly

too proper or too inapropriate? *snort* i'm already too inappropriate lol

Bite into a piece of chocolate and find it filled with maggots OR pus fuck you.
depressed OR afraid be afraid.

Make your living by manufacturing sex toys OR guns sex toys

Chew a mole off someones neck OR drink half a cup of blood i'll go with the mole because you could *theorhetically* do that trying to give a hicky LOL
Show up noticeably drunk on national tv OR trashed at your childs grad. TV

Get poison ivy up inside your nose OR inside your ear EAR

Always spit when you talk OR always be spit on when spoken to spitter

Spend a week at school in your underwear OR attend 2 classes naked underwear

Eat 1 small hotel bar of soap OR 6 sticks of butter soap

Eat your entire diet cold OR overcooked cold

Have to learn sword swallowing OR fire eating fire

Work for your sibling OR your best friend probably my best friend.
Eat a cooked beaver tail OR a cooked cow udder beaver I guess

Always almost have to sneeze OR hit your funny bone every 15 minutes sneeze

Have brown teeth OR a hairline just above your eyebrows hairline
Live in a world without grass OR roads without roads

Have a butt full of worms OR a mouthful of ticks christ, buttful of worms, i spoze
Super glue your eyes shut OR super glue them open shut~~I'd get more Z's lol

Age only from the neck up OR only from the neck down UP

Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty mans foot OR lick his armpit lick~it'd be over faster
Have no short term memory OR no long term memory no short term

Never look healthy OR never feel healthy never look it

Stutter badly OR drool noticeably stutter

Be incapable of love OR honesty uh, love, i guess

While drunk, go rock climbing OR learn how to surf learn to surf

Not eat for 3 days OR not sleep for 3 days Uh, eat

Drink a glass of your own day-old spit OR your own sweat god, i gagged just reading that. neither.
Always be tired OR always be tense? shit, i'm both. i think i'd rather always be tense. it doesn't make me bitchy like lack of sleep.
Eat an uncooked but thawed tv dinner OR a can of cold beef chili Chili

Have double vision OR hear a constant echo *giggle* double vision.

Live in a home without electricity OR without running water electricity

Eat poison ivy OR a handful of bumble bees bumble bees
Pee out of your nose OR poop out of your ear poop out my ear

Have sex with someone with no arms OR no legs no legs

[fuzzay crisis]

fight jackie chan to the death or have there be 100 clones of oprah?
jackie chan

like to be eaten by ants or hannibal letchter?
hannibal. at least he'd amuse me with conversation.

like to find your parents having sex or have them find you having sex?
both have happend.

fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh?
FLY WHEN I FART. hands down.

marry an ugly, emotionless billionaire or a poor guy thats perfect for you?
poor guy.

experience life like a video game or like a movie?
video game. i'll never die and i get to fuck shit up.

have the ability to fly or read everyone's thoughts?
read thoughts.

piss a whole lemon or shit a bowling ball?
bowling ball.

fight mike tyson or talk like him?
haha talk like him.

be three feet tall or nine feet tall?
nine feel tall.

be invisible or able to teleport anywhere at anytime?
invisible.

have lice or athlete's foot?
athlete's foot.

your child be a genius/socially retarded or do ok in school/social butrfly?
who cares.

live by the ocean or in the mountains?
mountains.

have a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotemy?
both.

wear a life vest for the rest of your life or parachute pants?
parachute pants.

be trapped in a cage for 10 min. with 1000 snakes or spiders?
snakes.

be forced to watch the tyra banks show for 72 hours or full house?
full house.

chop off your own foot or your mother's?
ha.

go to the olympics for curling or for syncronized swimming?
syncronized swimming.

have a leg rediculously shorter than the other or an arm that doesnt bend?
arm that doesn't bend.

drive your car off a bridge or star in the next jackass movie?
jackass.

stick your hand into acid or stick your hand into liquid nitrogen?
acid.

have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
fingers for toes would be fucking awsome. i'd be like a monkey.

give up bjs/cunaligus 4ever or give up alcohol and watching sports 4ever?
the sports, but not the alcohol.

always feel hungry or always have to pee?
hungry.

crap your pants or puke on yourself in public
puke.

eat nasty taco cabana leftovers or drink 3 liters of really flat soda
soda.

give up drinking or give up driving (this means riding the bus or walking)
driving.

have an arm or a leg amputated
leg.

have a lazy eye or a huge birthmark (3+ inches in diameter)
birthmark.

eat ramen or instant mashed potatoes for a month
either is fine.

have sex with someone really fat (60+ BMI) or really ugly (like, ugly ugly)
looks don't matter.

run over a dog (fatal) or hit a child (fuck 'em up real good just not dead)
the dog because it can't sue me.

suck a dick (if you don't normally) or fuck a dude in the ass
dick.

blind vs. paralyzed?
blind.

spend two weeks in jail or a month with your least favorite person.
jail.

get dumped for being a lousy lover or be cheated on and find out much later
dumped.

aids or leukemia
they're pretty much the same thing.

rich & lonely or poor & popular
rich ..

Be stabbed in the back by a friend / Be stabbed in the heart by an enemy?
heart.

Wreck your car / Wreck someone else's car?
mine

Hear voices in your head / Have imaginary friends?
voices

Wash your hands repeatedly / Check the stove repeatedly?
hands

Love and lose / Never love at all?
never love

Write a masterpiece no one ever reads / Write a mediocre bestseller?
bestseller

Be a one hit wonder / Have a cult following?
cult following

Be funny / Be brilliant?
funny

Be a model / Be a photographer?
photographer

Get high / Get drunk?
both. NOW

Fuck a minor / Fuck a senior citizen?
ew and ew.

Go blind / Go deaf?
blind

too mean or too nice?
mean

too emotional or too apathetic?
apathetic

too logical or too ecsentric?
logical

too fat or too thin?
thin

too tall or too short?
tall

too dressed up or too underdressed?
underdressed

too bossy or too much of a push over?
bossy

too mistrusting or too naive?
mistrusting

too predictable or too unpredictable?
unpredictable

too mysterious or too obvious?
obvious

too hyper or too calm?
calm

too friendly or too rude?
friendly

too forgiving or too unforgiving?
unforgiving

too slutty or too frigid?
frigid???

too confindent or too insecure?
confident

too hungry or too full?
full

too careful or too dangerous?
dangerous

too scared or too brave?
brave

too happy or too sad?
happy

too earthy or too worldly?
huh

too crazy or too sane?
sane

too quiet or too loud?
loud

too honest or too dishonest?
honest

too messy or too neat?
neat

too judgmental or too much of a lack of opinion?
lack of opinion

too punctual or too late?
punctual

too ugly or too sexy?
sexy

too sensative or too insensitive?
sensative

too wild or too tame?
wild

too hot or too cold?
cold

too childish or too mature?
mature

too bubbley or too dark?
dark

too proper or too inapropriate?
inapropriate

Bite into a piece of chocolate and find it filled with maggots OR pus
fucking gross

Be constantly depressed OR afraid
depressed

Make your living by manufacturing sex toys OR guns
BOTH

Chew a mole off someones neck OR drink half a cup of blood
blood

Show up noticeably drunk on national tv OR trashed at your childs grad.
tv

Get poison ivy up inside your nose OR inside your ear
nose

Always spit when you talk OR always be spit on when spoken to
spit when i talk

Spend a week at school in your underwear OR attend 2 classes naked
naked

Eat 1 small hotel bar of soap OR 6 sticks of butter
butter

Eat your entire diet cold OR overcooked
overcooked

Have to learn sword swallowing OR fire eating
fire

Work for your sibling OR your best friend
best friend

Eat a cooked beaver tail OR a cooked cow udder
gross

Always almost have to sneeze OR hit your funny bone every 15 minutes
funny bone

Have brown teeth OR a hairline just above your eyebrows
hahahaha to the second one

Live in a world without grass OR roads
roads

Have a butt full of worms OR a mouthful of ticks
fucking gross

Super glue your eyes shut OR super glue them open
closed

Age only from the neck up OR only from the neck down neck down

Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty mans foot OR lick his armpit
armpit

Have no short term memory OR no long term memory
short term

Never look healthy OR never feel healthy
never look healthy

Stutter badly OR drool noticeably
stutter

Be incapable of love OR honesty
neither

While drunk, go rock climbing OR learn how to surf
i've done both while drunk so i can't answer this

Not eat for 3 days OR not sleep for 3 days
not eat

Drink a glass of your own day-old spit OR your own sweat
spit

Always be tired OR always be tense?
neither

Eat an uncooked but thawed tv dinner OR a can of cold beef chili
chili

Have double vision OR hear a constant echo
double vision

Live in a home without electricity OR without running water
running water

Eat poison ivy OR a handful of bumble bees
no

Pee out of your nose OR poop out of your ear
HAHAHAH. poo out my ear!

Have sex with someone with no arms OR no legs
either

[Mythos Inibri]

I'd rather take on CHUCK NORRIS with a BB Gun:rotfl

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