Where exactly does the green grass grow?

[Schatzi]

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Do you iron your jeans?

What time do you eat dinner?

Do you or your significant other cook?

If you could have any job, and money wasn't an issue what would it be?

Do you know the "Hat Hat" song?

Favorite "junk" food?

Favorite present ever recieved?

From who?

Who is the person(s) that has the most influence on your life? Explain

What was the most tramatic experience in your life?

Who helped you through?

Favorite line from a song?

Favorite line from a movie?

How do you eat an Oreo?

Favorite cereal?

Do you feel old for your age?

Are you truly or ever been in love?

What is your biggest regret?

If I say "asshole"...you say?

Do you belive they should raise the marriage age to 25?

Who was you high school sweetheart? Do you still talk to that person?

Do you own any "weird" pets?

Describe your "craziest" relative.

Do you "really" like your family? All of them!

Who is your favorite person? Name one thing that drives you crazy.

who is the person you dislkie the most? Name one good thing about them.

What is one thing your hear/do on a daily basis that drives you insane?

How could your life be better?

Do you have "real" friends? Name 2

How many lovers have you had?

Have you ever called a new boyfriend/girlfriend your ex's name?

When you get stressed what is something that your friends do to help?

Tell something that only one other person is going to understand.

Big turn on?

Big turn off?

Most obnoxious ring tone you have ever heard?

What did you want to be when you were little?

Do you know who Raffi is?

Have you ever been proposed to?

How many times have you been married?

Do you belive ex's can still be friends?

How do you like your eggs?

1%, 2%, Skim or Whole?

Do you support the soldiers?

How much did you spend the last time you filled your tank?

How long does a full tank last in your vehicle?

Do you still talk to your friends from kindergarten?

Name one power tool you KNOW how to use correctly.

Have you ever hit someone with a car?

Would you like to? Who?

If your friends could only chose one word to describe you what would it be?

Pick one word to describe them.

Do your friends really know you?

Have you ever written something about someone on a bathroom stall?

Did you like gym in school?

What are your feeling on socks?

Favorite childhood toy?

Did you anwser all questions *HONESTLY*?

[Schatzi]

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
butter and salt

Do you iron your jeans?
no

What time do you eat dinner?
whenever I'm hungry

Do you or your significant other cook?
no, once in a while

If you could have any job, and money wasn't an issue what would it be?
band manager

Do you know the "Hat Hat" song?
no

Favorite "junk" food?
Egee's ranch fries

Favorite present ever recieved?
a tv

From who?
my dad

Who is the person(s) that has the most influence on your life? Explain
Alex, he tells me to go for what i want.

What was the most tramatic experience in your life?
when my sister died.

Who helped you through?
friends/family

Favorite line from a song?
I know her sign it's just ill with Gemini, you tell me why...

Favorite line from a movie?
Hey, youre not allowed to rent here anymore..yeah

How do you eat an Oreo?
normally. i don't really eat oreos

Favorite cereal?
organic crunch cereals with fruit

Do you feel old for your age?
nah

Are you truly or ever been in love?
probably was at the time, but my ideas about love have since changed.

What is your biggest regret?
oh god not this questiuon again.

If I say "asshole"...you say?
lick it.

Do you belive they should raise the marriage age to 25?
no

Who was you high school sweetheart? Do you still talk to that person?
Hammered...and yes.

Do you own any "weird" pets?
just a bird if you consider that wierd.

Describe your "craziest" relative.
My mom's cousin. He's a lot younger than her. He's fucking crazy.

Do you "really" like your family? All of them!
I like my mom's side. My dad's side are a bunch of rich greedy bastards.

Who is your favorite person? Name one thing that drives you crazy.
Alex is my favoirte person. Everything about him drives me crazy.

who is the person you dislkie the most? Name one good thing about them.
I don't know.

What is one thing your hear/do on a daily basis that drives you insane?
stupid drivers

How could your life be better?
if i had a boyfriend and a guitar.

Do you have "real" friends? Name 2
Karen, Alex

How many lovers have you had?
a lot

Have you ever called a new boyfriend/girlfriend your ex's name?
maybe once almost

When you get stressed what is something that your friends do to help?
make me laugh

Tell something that only one other person is going to understand.
Chantelle and Johnny went to the beach at night...

Big turn on?
I like accents. Not southern accents, though.

Big turn off?
when guys don't let me say one word. Like my LAST boyfriend. He believes women should be silent or something ...i dunno...stupid.

Most obnoxious ring tone you have ever heard?
probably a song by Beyonce or something.

What did you want to be when you were little?
a veterinarian

Do you know who Raffi is?
um

Have you ever been proposed to?
no

How many times have you been married?
0

Do you belive ex's can still be friends?
somewhat as long as they don't flirt.

How do you like your eggs?
over easy

1%, 2%, Skim or Whole?
1 or 2 is fine

Do you support the soldiers?
of course

How much did you spend the last time you filled your tank?
about 20 dollars

How long does a full tank last in your vehicle?
depends

Do you still talk to your friends from kindergarten?
no

Name one power tool you KNOW how to use correctly.
a drill

Have you ever hit someone with a car?
no

Would you like to? Who?
no

If your friends could only chose one word to describe you what would it be?
goofy

Pick one word to describe them.
comical

Do your friends really know you?
yes

Have you ever written something about someone on a bathroom stall?
maybe once or twice

Did you like gym in school?
hated it

What are your feeling on socks?
i don't like wearing them much during a hot summer day.

Favorite childhood toy?
my red bunny

Did you anwser all questions *HONESTLY*?
yep

[Lord Zombie]

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Kettle Corn

Do you iron your jeans? no

What time do you eat dinner? 8 pm

Do you or your significant other cook? my wife does the cooking

If you could have any job, and money wasn't an issue what would it be? I would work for a record store or a bookstore or a combination of both

Do you know the "Hat Hat" song? no

Favorite "junk" food? Kik Kat

Favorite present ever recieved? VHS copy of Enter The Dragon

From who? my Mom

Who is the person(s) that has the most influence on your life? Explain my kids: they have changed the way I look at things

What was the most tramatic experience in your life? my 1st wife killing herself

Who helped you through? friends and family

Favorite line from a song? "" Raise your fist up to the sky, Satan's laughing as you die, demon's grab your balls and make you scream" Reverend " Remission "

Favorite line from a movie? " You have offended my family and you have offended a Shaolin temple " Enter The Dragon

How do you eat an Oreo? one bite at a time

Favorite cereal? Life

Do you feel old for your age? no I feel older

Are you truly or ever been in love? yes

What is your biggest regret?

If I say "asshole"...you say? I know you are, but what am I?

Do you belive they should raise the marriage age to 25? no

Who was you high school sweetheart? Do you still talk to that person? Jennie no

Do you own any "weird" pets? nope, just my kids

Describe your "craziest" relative. I think of myself as the craziest one

Do you "really" like your family? All of them! yes

Who is your favorite person? Name one thing that drives you crazy. Gloria, the way she asks me about a tv show or a movie that I have never sen before

who is the person you dislkie the most? Name one good thing about them. Don I don't work with him anymore

What is one thing your hear/do on a daily basis that drives you insane? drive to work

How could your life be better? be independently wealthy

Do you have "real" friends? Name 2 Jim and Rick

How many lovers have you had? 4

Have you ever called a new boyfriend/girlfriend your ex's name? no

When you get stressed what is something that your friends do to help? make me laugh

Tell something that only one other person is going to understand. the need to prepare for the zombie invasion

Big turn on? my wife

Big turn off? kids making noise in the background

Most obnoxious ring tone you have ever heard? rap and r&b ringtones

What did you want to be when you were little? a cowboy

Do you know who Raffi is? nope

Have you ever been proposed to? no

How many times have you been married? twice

Do you belive ex's can still be friends? no

How do you like your eggs? scrambled or fried

1%, 2%, Skim or Whole? 2%

Do you support the soldiers? I support them, but not the reason they are over there for

How much did you spend the last time you filled your tank? close to $40

How long does a full tank last in your vehicle? not long enough

Do you still talk to your friends from kindergarten? a few of them

Name one power tool you KNOW how to use correctly. drill

Have you ever hit someone with a car? not yet, but it is still early

Would you like to? Who? yes stupid people

If your friends could only chose one word to describe you what would it be? different

Pick one word to describe them. different

Do your friends really know you? yes

Have you ever written something about someone on a bathroom stall? no

Did you like gym in school? no

What are your feeling on socks? I wear them for comfort not fashion

Favorite childhood toy? He-Man toys

Did you anwser all questions *HONESTLY*? yes

[Phantomreaper]

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
cheese
Do you iron your jeans?
no
What time do you eat dinner?
between 5 and 6:30
Do you or your significant other cook?
me
If you could have any job, and money wasn't an issue what would it be?
auto body repairman
Do you know the "Hat Hat" song?
no
Favorite "junk" food?
Cheetos puffs
Favorite present ever recieved?
M 14 foot trampoline
From who?
mom
Who is the person(s) that has the most influence on your life? Explain
I don't know :hmmm
What was the most tramatic experience in your life?
When I was like 3 or 4 I whent to the hospital for 3 days for severe dehydration.
Who helped you through?
My parents
Favorite line from a song?
I had a great time at the zoo. -Fucking an Animal by GWAR
Favorite line from a movie?
Without their heads, they're powerless. -Scary Movie 3
How do you eat an Oreo?
Usually in one bite.
Favorite cereal?
Honey Nut Cheerios
Do you feel old for your age?
Old no, mature yes.
Are you truly or ever been in love?
no
What is your biggest regret?
I have none.
If I say "asshole"...you say?
:finger
Do you belive they should raise the marriage age to 25?
meh
Who was you high school sweetheart? Do you still talk to that person?
never had one
Do you own any "weird" pets?
no
Describe your "craziest" relative.
Old, senile, lonely.
Do you "really" like your family? All of them!
Depends on what you mean by "really."
Who is your favorite person? Name one thing that drives you crazy.
Dunno, critics
who is the person you dislkie the most? Name one good thing about them.
Too many choose from, they draw attention away from me.
What is one thing your hear/do on a daily basis that drives you insane?
hip hop music from next door.
How could your life be better?
dunno
Do you have "real" friends? Name 2
Uhhhh...
How many lovers have you had?
none
Have you ever called a new boyfriend/girlfriend your ex's name?
no
When you get stressed what is something that your friends do to help?
--
Tell something that only one other person is going to understand.
uhhhh...
Big turn on?
Quiet, normal.
Big turn off?
Being similar to Rachel Ray.
Most obnoxious ring tone you have ever heard?
Generic Nokia tone.
What did you want to be when you were little?
wrestler
Do you know who Raffi is?
yes
Have you ever been proposed to?
no
How many times have you been married?
none
Do you belive ex's can still be friends?
yes
How do you like your eggs?
on toast with strawberry jam
1%, 2%, Skim or Whole?
2% or whole
Do you support the soldiers?
more or less
How much did you spend the last time you filled your tank?
80 something.
How long does a full tank last in your vehicle?
about a week
Do you still talk to your friends from kindergarten?
no
Name one power tool you KNOW how to use correctly.
electric skrewdriver
Have you ever hit someone with a car?
no
Would you like to? Who?
:wtf
If your friends could only chose one word to describe you what would it be?
quiet
Pick one word to describe them.
uhhh...
Do your friends really know you?
no
Have you ever written something about someone on a bathroom stall?
no
Did you like gym in school?
meh
What are your feeling on socks?
they're all right
Favorite childhood toy?
transformer action figure
Did you anwser all questions *HONESTLY*?
yes

[Lord Zombie]

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Kettle Corn

Do you iron your jeans? no

What time do you eat dinner? BBQ chicken and mashed potatoes

Do you or your significant other cook? she does the cooking

If you could have any job, and money wasn't an issue what would it be? I would work in a record store or a book store

Do you know the "Hat Hat" song? no

Favorite "junk" food? Caramello

Favorite present ever recieved? my copy of Enter The Dragon on VHS

From who? my mom

Who is the person(s) that has the most influence on your life? Explain my kids. they just make my life that much better

What was the most tramatic experience in your life? my 1st wife shooting herself

Who helped you through? friends and family

Favorite line from a song? "You thought it was over, it's not over, I came back, I brought my axe" Cannibal Corpse: The Pick-Axe Murders

Favorite line from a movie? "You have offened my family and you have offended a Shaolin temple" Enter The Dragon

How do you eat an Oreo? one bite at a time

Favorite cereal? Life

Do you feel old for your age? older

Are you truly or ever been in love? yes

What is your biggest regret? dating the bitch I was with before I met my wife

If I say "asshole"...you say? yes I am

Do you belive they should raise the marriage age to 25? no

Who was you high school sweetheart? Do you still talk to that person? Jennie no

Do you own any "weird" pets? no

Describe your "craziest" relative. she talks to animals, by making the same sounds that they make and the scary part is that they listen to her

Do you "really" like your family? All of them! I like them better, now that we don't live together

Who is your favorite person? Name one thing that drives you crazy. Jim. He is paranoid about everything

who is the person you dislkie the most? Name one good thing about them. Ron. I haven't seen him in quite a few years and that is a good thing

What is one thing your hear/do on a daily basis that drives you insane? drive to work

How could your life be better? if I could manage my temper a little better

Do you have "real" friends? Name 2 Jim and Rick

How many lovers have you had? 4

Have you ever called a new boyfriend/girlfriend your ex's name? no

When you get stressed what is something that your friends do to help? they let me deal with it by myself, it is safer that way

Tell something that only one other person is going to understand. I believe zombies will take over the world

Big turn on? a great smile

Big turn off? stupid people

Most obnoxious ring tone you have ever heard? rap music

What did you want to be when you were little? a cowboy

Do you know who Raffi is? nope

Have you ever been proposed to? no

How many times have you been married? twice

Do you belive ex's can still be friends? no

How do you like your eggs? fried

1%, 2%, Skim or Whole? 2%

Do you support the soldiers? I guess I do

How much did you spend the last time you filled your tank? probably close to $40

How long does a full tank last in your vehicle? not long enough

Do you still talk to your friends from kindergarten? no

Name one power tool you KNOW how to use correctly. drill

Have you ever hit someone with a car? not yet

Would you like to? Who? stupid people don't deserve to be named

If your friends could only chose one word to describe you what would it be? different

Pick one word to describe them. patient

Do your friends really know you? I think so

Have you ever written something about someone on a bathroom stall? no

Did you like gym in school? no

What are your feeling on socks? I wear them to keep my feet warm in the winter and for comfort in the summer

Favorite childhood toy? Godzilla action figure

Did you anwser all questions *HONESTLY*? yes

[Mythos Inibri]

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Poppycock

Do you iron your jeans? no

What time do you eat dinner? when I get hungry

Do you or your significant other cook? both

If you could have any job, and money wasn't an issue what would it be? sniper

Do you know the "Hat Hat" song? no

Favorite "junk" food? ice cream cones (drumsticks)

Favorite present ever recieved? my new comfortable queen sized for my 38th birthday

From who? Mom and Dad

Who is the person(s) that has the most influence on your life? Explain Anna,she is my soulmate

What was the most tramatic experience in your life? Thorazine treatment in Eastern State Hospital

Who helped you through? alcohol

Favorite line from a song? You're so ugly you deserve to die...Chris Barnes

Favorite line from a movie? I'll Be Back....Arnold Schwartzanegger

How do you eat an Oreo? with my mouth

Favorite cereal? Count Chocula

Do you feel old for your age? I have a bad back so yes a little

Are you truly or ever been in love? yes

What is your biggest regret? being Schizophrenic

If I say "asshole"...you say? Yeah...?

Do you belive they should raise the marriage age to 25? don't give a shit

Who was you high school sweetheart? Do you still talk to that person? never had one

Do you own any "weird" pets? just my lazy cat Alfred

Describe your "craziest" relative. My Aunt Chris..she has a really cool sense of humor

Do you "really" like your family? All of them! love them unconditionally

Who is your favorite person? Name one thing that drives you crazy. Anna...she gets to thinking I want to be with someone else and I really love her alot.Then I end up getting mad and swearing a little loudly until she realizes it is her I really want to be with and her only.

who is the person you dislkie the most? Name one good thing about them. God,..he's a fucking bastard

What is one thing your hear/do on a daily basis that drives you insane? wake up

How could your life be better? if I could drink like a normal person:evil

Do you have "real" friends? Name 2 Chuck,Vern,and John(had to add my bass player buddy)

How many lovers have you had? 1...the others were only sex

Have you ever called a new boyfriend/girlfriend your ex's name? no

When you get stressed what is something that your friends do to help? tell me how they fucked up and got over it

Tell something that only one other person is going to understand. pinocchio

Big turn on?

Big turn off?

Most obnoxious ring tone you have ever heard? some funky shit that sounded dumb

What did you want to be when you were little? in a motorcycle gang

Do you know who Raffi is? no

Have you ever been proposed to? no

How many times have you been married? don't believe in it

Do you belive ex's can still be friends? not really

How do you like your eggs? fried

1%, 2%, Skim or Whole? whole

Do you support the soldiers? don't care much

How much did you spend the last time you filled your tank? 35

How long does a full tank last in your vehicle? 3 weeks or so

Do you still talk to your friends from kindergarten? lol..no

Name one power tool you KNOW how to use correctly. drill

Have you ever hit someone with a car? no

Would you like to? Who? not really I'd rather use my baton

If your friends could only chose one word to describe you what would it be? okay

Pick one word to describe them. cool

Do your friends really know you? yes,definitely

Have you ever written something about someone on a bathroom stall? no

Did you like gym in school? not really

What are your feeling on socks? keep them clean

Favorite childhood toy? pocket knife

Did you anwser all questions *HONESTLY*? You callin' me a liar??:pinky

[Mythos Inibri]

Favorite line from a song? "" Raise your fist up to the sky, Satan's laughing as you die, demon's grab your balls and make you scream" Reverend " Remission "



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