Ghetto Survey for my Bitches

[Schatzi]

Have you ever lived in a ghetto?

What does pops do?

What does moms do?

WHICH ONE:

french fries/ tater tots

kool aid/ grape soda

KFC/ Popeyes

Tropicana/ Sunny D

Watermelon/ collard greens

did you ever have to duct tape a handle to your kitchen drawer?

did you ever buy new floor tiles for your kitchen at the dollar store?

do you even shop at the dollar store?

do you get WIC checks?

unemployment?

food stamps?

do you appreciate graffiti as 'real' art?

do you like big butts?

do you shop at Walmart?

can u take a walk in the hood without being shot?

do you know anyone named Jose, Keee Keee or Shaquinda?

do your children color with crayons on the wall?

ever had to wash clothes with dish detergent?

do you work for a fast food resturant?

do you have more than 5 people living in your house?

have you ever got jumped?

what's your zodiac sign?

[Hairdresser on Acid]

Have you ever lived in a ghetto?
pretty close

What does pops do?
push up daisys

What does moms do?
shes a teach, in the ghetto

WHICH ONE:

french fries/ tater tots
fries

kool aid/ grape soda
cool aid

KFC/ Popeyes
kfc

Tropicana/ Sunny D
Raro

Watermelon/ collard greens
we couldnt afford watermellon!

did you ever have to duct tape a handle to your kitchen drawer?
yeah

did you ever buy new floor tiles for your kitchen at the dollar store?
yeah, it was grass mat

do you even shop at the dollar store?
yeah

do you get WIC checks?
yeah

unemployment?
yeah

food stamps?
food bank, yeah

do you appreciate graffiti as 'real' art?
ahahaah yeah

do you like big butts?
medium

do you shop at Walmart?
not if i can help it

can u take a walk in the hood without being shot?
probably

do you know anyone named Jose, Keee Keee or Shaquinda?
ahahaahah, yes

do your children color with crayons on the wall?
ahahahahahahaah yes

ever had to wash clothes with dish detergent?
yes, bar soap

do you work for a fast food resturant?
no thank goodness

do you have more than 5 people living in your house?
no

have you ever got jumped?
once, me and my best friend got matching black eyes, bastards...

what's your zodiac sign?
peacedog

[Schatzi]

Have you ever lived in a ghetto?
one time when i lived near Front Street in Plainfield

What does pops do?
he orders airplane parts

What does moms do?
she cleans houses

WHICH ONE:

french fries/ tater tots
mmmm tater tots

kool aid/ grape soda
kool aid

KFC/ Popeyes
Popeyes...by far

Tropicana/ Sunny D
I fucking love Sunny D

Watermelon/ collard greens
watermelon

did you ever have to duct tape a handle to your kitchen drawer?
yes, oh my god i had to duct tape the whole bottom of the drawer actually...katchala :rotfl

did you ever buy new floor tiles for your kitchen at the dollar store?
no, but my floor was chipping and peeling in a million places. Oh and the floor was buckled.

do you even shop at the dollar store?
We used to walk downtown and buy most of our stuff there...god i hated that.

do you get WIC checks?
I had them once.

unemployment?
never

food stamps?
no

do you appreciate graffiti as 'real' art?
sometimes...if something is done really well

do you like big butts?

do you shop at Walmart?
yes, the Walmart where I live isn't too ghetto.

can u take a walk in the hood without being shot?
my homies wouln't have shot me.

do you know anyone named Jose, Keee Keee or Shaquinda?
no

do your children color with crayons on the wall?
i don't have kids and they would get their crayons broken if they did something like that.

ever had to wash clothes with dish detergent?
no, i just wore the dirty clothes till i could afford the soap. :rotfl

do you work for a fast food resturant?
never

do you have more than 5 people living in your house?
used to have 4

have you ever got jumped?
yes a long time ago. these two girls pulled me and my best friend out of the car by our hair and beat the crap out of us. we were just coming home from a party and were too drunk to do anything about it.

what's your zodiac sign?
Lovely Libra

[Lord Zombie]

Have you ever lived in a ghetto? no

What does pops do? retired due to medical reasons

What does moms do? secretary for aneye doctor

WHICH ONE:

french fries/ tater tots both

kool aid/ grape soda haven't had Kool aid in forever

KFC/ Popeyes KFC

Tropicana/ Sunny D Sunny D California style

Watermelon/ collard greens BBQ watermelon ( inside joke )

did you ever have to duct tape a handle to your kitchen drawer? no

did you ever buy new floor tiles for your kitchen at the dollar store? no

do you even shop at the dollar store? mywife and kids do, I hate he dollar store

do you get WIC checks? no

unemployment? no

food stamps? no

do you appreciate graffiti as 'real' art? no I think it is a waste of time

do you like big butts? depends on your definition of big

do you shop at Walmart? not by choice

can u take a walk in the hood without being shot?

do you know anyone named Jose, Keee Keee or Shaquinda? Jose

do your children color with crayons on the wall? no

ever had to wash clothes with dish detergent? no

do you work for a fast food resturant? I did 11 years ago

do you have more than 5 people living in your house? no

have you ever got jumped? no

what's your zodiac sign? Gemini

[Mythos Inibri]

Have you ever lived in a ghetto?-nah..

What does pops do?-deals drugs

What does moms do?-prostitute

WHICH ONE:

french fries/ tater tots - soggy fries

kool aid/ grape soda - kool aid and pop rocks

KFC/ Popeyes-Poopeyes

Tropicana/ Sunny D-Tropicana

Watermelon/ collard greens-chitlins

did you ever have to duct tape a handle to your kitchen drawer?-if duct tape can't fix it nothing will

did you ever buy new floor tiles for your kitchen at the dollar store?-bought my house there

do you even shop at the dollar store?-usually I shoplift there

do you get WIC checks?-no,but I'm taking them to court about it

unemployment?-yeah

food stamps?-yeah but I trade them for drugs

do you appreciate graffiti as 'real' art?-yes

do you like big butts?-yeah,big fat stinky ones

do you shop at Walmart?-no I'm too poor for that upclass place

can u take a walk in the hood without being shot?-no

do you know anyone named Jose, Keee Keee or Shaquinda?-they are my homies

do your children color with crayons on the wall?-can't afford crayons so they smear dirt and dog poo on the walls

ever had to wash clothes with dish detergent?-no it's too expensive

do you work for a fast food resturant?-tried to but they wouldn't hire me

do you have more than 5 people living in your house?-no I live in a remodeled closet so they wouldn't fit

have you ever got jumped?-yeah,by David Lee Roth..it was scary

what's your zodiac sign? can't afford one:cry

[Phantomreaper]

Have you ever lived in a ghetto?
No, but I live about 2 blocks from 1
What does pops do?
Drive an 18 wheeler
What does moms do?
School Librarian
WHICH ONE:

french fries/ tater tots
tater tots
kool aid/ grape soda
kool aid
KFC/ Popeyes
KFC
Tropicana/ Sunny D
I like them both equaly
Watermelon/ collard greens
watermelon
did you ever have to duct tape a handle to your kitchen drawer?
no
did you ever buy new floor tiles for your kitchen at the dollar store?
no
do you even shop at the dollar store?
every once in awhile
do you get WIC checks?
no
unemployment?
no
food stamps?
no
do you appreciate graffiti as 'real' art?
sometimes
do you like big butts?
I'm more of a proportional kind of guy.
do you shop at Walmart?
sometimes
can u take a walk in the hood without being shot?
yes
do you know anyone named Jose, Keee Keee or Shaquinda?
no
do your children color with crayons on the wall?
no
ever had to wash clothes with dish detergent?
no
do you work for a fast food resturant?
no
do you have more than 5 people living in your house?
no
have you ever got jumped?
yes
what's your zodiac sign?
sagittarius

[Lord Zombie]

Have you ever lived in a ghetto? no

What does pops do? retired due to medical reasons

What does moms do? secretary for an eye doctor

WHICH ONE:

french fries/ tater tots both

kool aid/ grape soda kool aid

KFC/ Popeyes KFC

Tropicana/ Sunny D Sunny D

Watermelon/ collard greens watermelon

did you ever have to duct tape a handle to your kitchen drawer? no

did you ever buy new floor tiles for your kitchen at the dollar store? not sure where the wife bought them

do you even shop at the dollar store? no but the wife and kids do

do you get WIC checks? no

unemployment? no

food stamps? no

do you appreciate graffiti as 'real' art? not really

do you like big butts? depends on the person

do you shop at Walmart? yes

can u take a walk in the hood without being shot? there is no hood where I live

do you know anyone named Jose, Keee Keee or Shaquinda? Jose

do your children color with crayons on the wall? no

ever had to wash clothes with dish detergent? no

do you work for a fast food resturant? used to

do you have more than 5 people living in your house? no

have you ever got jumped? no

what's your zodiac sign? gemini

[Mark Carras]

Have you ever lived in a ghetto? Yes Paramount CA (right next to Compton)

What does pops do? Dead

What does moms do? Don't speak

WHICH ONE:

french fries/ tater tots-both

kool aid/ grape soda-neither

KFC/ Popeyes-KFC costs too much and we don't have Popeyes in this area

Tropicana/ Sunny D-Tropican because shortening your name is the gay

Watermelon/ collard greens-Never had collard greens as far as I know and I'm not a big fan of watermelon

did you ever have to duct tape a handle to your kitchen drawer?-Hell yeah

did you ever buy new floor tiles for your kitchen at the dollar store?-Yup

do you even shop at the dollar store?-Yup

do you get WIC checks?-Not now

unemployment?-Not now

food stamps?-Not anymore

do you appreciate graffiti as 'real' art?-Sometimes

do you like big butts?-Nope, hate the fat ass

do you shop at Walmart?-Fuck no!

can u take a walk in the hood without being shot?-Haven't for almost two decades

do you know anyone named Jose, Keee Keee or Shaquinda?-nope

do your children color with crayons on the wall?-No kids

ever had to wash clothes with dish detergent?-yup

do you work for a fast food resturant?-Have many times

do you have more than 5 people living in your house?-Only if you include cats?

have you ever got jumped?-Yeah

what's your zodiac sign?-Rock You Like A Hurricane 'cause I'm a Scorpion!