Paranoid Neighbors

[Phantomreaper]

I have a neighbor who is basically out of her mind. She has had motion activated lights and an alarm system, wich I'm okay with,but lately she has gone alittle overboard with the home security her latest installments have been trip wires in her front and back yards, mannequins in every window of her house that for some reason look like Michael Jackson (that should be enough to scare anybody away) and a guard dog. Does anybody else think this is a little excessive? I haven't seen any odd activity in her house or anything, and quite frankly, she scares the hell outta me. Does anybody else have neighbors like this?

[Mythos Inibri]

there might be landmines too or something like that any barbed-wire?
I'd caution you to stay out of her yard.She might own a sniper rifle.

this crazy old guy used to complain about kids running in his yard and he put razor blades in his grass to keep them off his yard.His neighbors complained but they couldn't do anything about it.

[Lord Zombie]

I have a neighbor who is basically out of her mind. She has had motion activated lights and an alarm system, wich I'm okay with,but lately she has gone alittle overboard with the home security her latest installments have been trip wires in her front and back yards, mannequins in every window of her house that for some reason look like Michael Jackson (that should be enough to scare anybody away) and a guard dog. Does anybody else think this is a little excessive? I haven't seen any odd activity in her house or anything, and quite frankly, she scares the hell outta me. Does anybody else have neighbors like this?


Sounds like she is one of the true believers. Like me, she is preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Her preparations are good excpet for a few things. Trip wires are a waste of time, the mannequins will just attract the zombies ( though Michael Jackson might even scare the living dead ) and as for the guard dog, animals have an instinctual fear of the dead and will run away.

I wish I had neighbors like that! Any idea if she is single? :perv

[Phantomreaper]

I wish I had neighbors like that! Any idea if she is single? :perv
No, believe it or not she is married.

[Creeperette]

sounds like a fucking wack-job

[Lord Zombie]

No, believe it or not she is married.



Damn! :rotfl

[Mark Carras]

We have a guy like that down our street. He thinks that people are tossing KFC shit over his fence from the KFC. I know it can't be from the KFC parking lot because I am directly behind them and we never get anything. He is about four houses down from being behind them, so I think it is all in his mind. Fucking wack job! :rotfl

[Mythos Inibri]

Yeah theres this fuckhead that lives beneath me that called my landlord complaining about banging on the floor late at night.The other day he told my girlfriend that after she left he heard all kinds of banging up here and noone was fucking even home.I was at work.Then he tries to be nice to me when he sees me after talking shit behind my back..Fucking Loser:splats

[Vish]

i would be more scared of her stockpile of blackmarket shoulder rocket launchers and automatic weapons in her basement.

[MagusMainyu]

I have a 60 year old single motherfucker right across me that acts like an old hag. He sits all day long behind his door watching who's in the hallway and who is coming to me and stuff like that. He once called the grandma of my girlfriend and told her that we ordered some pizza. WTF?!? That's not all....you should all see his door and his locks. He's hilarious. He has a big fucken metal door with 3 locks. the first lock, you have to rotate the key 4 times. the second lock, 6 times and the last lock....only 9 times. Man, when he's coming home, everybody knows that he has arrived. It takes him about 5 minutes to enter his house. Oh, and to be certain that everybody knows that he's home (so nobody would try to break in), after 7-8 pm he just turns on the volume to the max of his tv. So I can take a shit in my bath and hear the news. Fucken weirdo!!!

[Phantomreaper]

I have a 60 year old single...

Holy shit, maybe I should sneak over and count her locks.:hmmm

[old waldorf]

This reminds me of an old girlfriend....:dogstyle


She lived with me for thirteen days!...:bj



Yeah...thirteen days?....:perv





......then she chewed through the duct tape....

:rotfl

[Phantomreaper]

This reminds me of an old girlfriend....

Dude, your supposed to stuff their mouth with a sock or something (before you put the tape on) so they can't close it all the way.:rotfl