the deranged survey for weirdos

[Mythos Inibri]

1) Are you spasmatic?

2) Ever sneeze while you're taking a piss?

3) Did you ever smell real stinky feet and like it?

4) Would you eat a McDonalds burger from the garbage if it were still wrapped?

5) Do you sniff your fingers often?

6) Do you own a crucifix necklace?

7) Do you think Ozzy is cool?

8) How many times do you wear your pants before you wash them?

9) What is your favorite cereal?

10) Is watching cartoons better after a smoking a fat joint and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal?

11) What is your favorite song by Black Sabbath?

12) Do you have posters in your house? What are they of?

13) Name something you do that is very Metal.

14) What song is playing as you fill this out?

15) Does the smell of burning tobacco bother you?

16) Do you love a piping hot cup of coffee when you awaken?

17) What do you usually order at an espresso stand?

[Lord Zombie]

1) Are you spasmatic? no

2) Ever sneeze while you're taking a piss? yes

3) Did you ever smell real stinky feet and like it? no

4) Would you eat a McDonalds burger from the garbage if it were still wrapped? no, but I would kill and eat the rat that was about to eat it

5) Do you sniff your fingers often? no

6) Do you own a crucifix necklace? used to

7) Do you think Ozzy is cool? he used to be cool as hell

8) How many times do you wear your pants before you wash them? twice

9) What is your favorite cereal? Life

10) Is watching cartoons better after a smoking a fat joint and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal? I don't smoke pot

11) What is your favorite song by Black Sabbath? paranoid

12) Do you have posters in your house? What are they of? yes, Grim Reaper, Lady Death, dragons

13) Name something you do that is very Metal. Head Bang

14) What song is playing as you fill this out? not listening to anyhting at the moment

15) Does the smell of burning tobacco bother you? no

16) Do you love a piping hot cup of coffee when you awaken? no

17) What do you usually order at an espresso stand? don't go to espresso shops

[Phantomreaper]

1) Are you spasmatic?
no
2) Ever sneeze while you're taking a piss?
yes
3) Did you ever smell real stinky feet and like it?
no
4) Would you eat a McDonalds burger from the garbage if it were still wrapped?
no
5) Do you sniff your fingers often?
no
6) Do you own a crucifix necklace?
no
7) Do you think Ozzy is cool?
yes
8) How many times do you wear your pants before you wash them?
2 or 3
9) What is your favorite cereal?
dunno
10) Is watching cartoons better after a smoking a fat joint and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal?
duhh
11) What is your favorite song by Black Sabbath?
Paranoid
12) Do you have posters in your house? What are they of?
SFU posters
13) Name something you do that is very Metal.
Watch HBB
14) What song is playing as you fill this out?
Fuckin' an Animal- GWAR
15) Does the smell of burning tobacco bother you?
no
16) Do you love a piping hot cup of coffee when you awaken?
no
17) What do you usually order at an espresso stand?
don't really go to them

[Schatzi]

1) Are you spasmatic?
no

2) Ever sneeze while you're taking a piss?
i don't recall

3) Did you ever smell real stinky feet and like it?
no

4) Would you eat a McDonalds burger from the garbage if it were still wrapped?
I try not to eat McDonald's burgers from anywhere.

5) Do you sniff your fingers often?
hha no

6) Do you own a crucifix necklace?
no

7) Do you think Ozzy is cool?
yes he's a cool old man

8) How many times do you wear your pants before you wash them?
depends on how long i wore them for that day...like just running out to the store...

9) What is your favorite cereal?
I LOVE cinnamon toast crunch, but i never buy it. I don't eat cereal that much but when i buy it it's usually from the health/organic section of the store

10) Is watching cartoons better after a smoking a fat joint and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal?
i don't smoke pot

11) What is your favorite song by Black Sabbath?
I have a few favorites, but Syptom of the Universe is standing out right now.

12) Do you have posters in your house? What are they of?
I have posters inside of my closet...mostly Prong posters, Clutch stickers, Lowbrow, Six Feet Under.

13) Name something you do that is very Metal.
I still use hairspray?

14) What song is playing as you fill this out?
nothing

15) Does the smell of burning tobacco bother you?
sorta

16) Do you love a piping hot cup of coffee when you awaken?
i drink tea now

17) What do you usually order at an espresso stand?
coffee, but next time i go i will probably order a chai tea

[Mythos Inibri]

1) Are you spasmatic? not usually

2) Ever sneeze while you're taking a piss? yeah it ruined my aim

3) Did you ever smell real stinky feet and like it? yes

4) Would you eat a McDonalds burger from the garbage if it were still wrapped? if I were hungry enough

5) Do you sniff your fingers often? not real often

6) Do you own a crucifix necklace? no it's a Baphomet I wear all the time

7) Do you think Ozzy is cool? Fuck Yeah!!:metal

8) How many times do you wear your pants before you wash them? until they stink bad enough

9) What is your favorite cereal? Captain Crunch or Count Chocula

10) Is watching cartoons better after a smoking a fat joint and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal? probaby yes,but I haven't done that in a very long time:rolleyes

11) What is your favorite song by Black Sabbath? Lord Of This World

12) Do you have posters in your house? What are they of? 1 dragon 3 Six Feet Under 1 Darkthrone...I'll be buying alot of Black Sabbath ones soon and put them in nice expensive frames

13) Name something you do that is very Metal. play my guitar and swear

14) What song is playing as you fill this out? Cannibal Corpse - Covered With Sores

15) Does the smell of burning tobacco bother you? no,I smoke all the time

16) Do you love a piping hot cup of coffee when you awaken? Definitely

17) What do you usually order at an espresso stand? Double Short Americana

[fuzzay crisis]

1) Are you spasmatic?
no

2) Ever sneeze while you're taking a piss?
haha yea. and it shoots out like WHOOSH!

3) Did you ever smell real stinky feet and like it?
no

4) Would you eat a McDonalds burger from the garbage if it were still wrapped?
no

5) Do you sniff your fingers often?
no

6) Do you own a crucifix necklace?
no

7) Do you think Ozzy is cool?
eh

8) How many times do you wear your pants before you wash them?
depends on how clean they stay

9) What is your favorite cereal?
lucky charms

10) Is watching cartoons better after a smoking a fat joint and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal?
YES

11) What is your favorite song by Black Sabbath?
eh

12) Do you have posters in your house? What are they of?
mostly pirate flags...everywhere...and some bodom

13) Name something you do that is very Metal.
everything is do is very metal

14) What song is playing as you fill this out?
"blood of faith stains my hands" by eternal tears of sorrow

15) Does the smell of burning tobacco bother you?
nope

16) Do you love a piping hot cup of coffee when you awaken?
nah

17) What do you usually order at an espresso stand?
i don't drink coffee