Smarty Pants

[Schatzi]

What's the purpose of your life? if there's any...

What are you goin to do with your life?

Who's you favorite comedian?

How well do you know your body?

Do you know what a clitoris is?

What if planet earth strayed further than pluto?

what are your thoughts on Pluto?

Do you go to church?

What's your religion?

What's your definition of 'love'?

Are you capable of loving others?

What do you think your mom would like for you to do for her?

Will you do it for her right now?

Do you know what pocket-rockets are?

What continent do you live in?

How many eiffel towers are there?

Did you know that Chinese were the actual inventors of pizza?

What are your thoughts on immigration?

Which country do you think we should attack next?

Do you like the Wonder years?

What are your thoughts on antibiotics?

Did you know they're only to get rid of bacteria and NOT a virus?

What habits do you have?

What color is your hair?

..your eyes?

...your skin?

Do you like optical illusions?

Did you know that 25% of the population in China has da highest IQ?

Did you know that is greater than the total population of North America?

Did you know that in India its 28%?

Did you know that they have more honor roll students than Americans?

Did you know that during the course of this survey 60 babies will be born?

244 in China?

351 in India?

Are you getting annoyed because your stupid & didn't know this?

Did you know that America's preparing us for jobs that don't exsist yet?

Did you know there's more than 160 million myspace users?

If myspace were a country you would?

did you know that the average myspace page is visited 30 times a day?

You kno that the # of text-messages sent & recieved exceed da population?

[Schatzi]

What's the purpose of your life? if there's any...
i don't think theres actually a purpose...hmmm

What are you goin to do with your life?
enjoy it?

Who's you favorite comedian?
i'm not big into comedians really, even though my ex boyfriend used to work at a comedy club and i got to meet a bunch.

How well do you know your body?
very well

Do you know what a clitoris is?
uhm, yeah, i have one of those

What if planet earth strayed further than pluto?
we would all explode and die

what are your thoughts on Pluto?
well, it being the planet of the underworld, sex, death and transformative birth and ruled by Scorpio, it's my favorite.

Do you go to church?
hell NO


What's your religion?
do you actually care?

What's your definition of 'love'?
feeling extremely passionate and obsessed about someone.

Are you capable of loving others?
yes

What do you think your mom would like for you to do for her?
stay on 'medicine" for the rest of my life. she thinks i have mental problems or something, but it's funny becauese she's on 40 milligrams of Prozac .... :rolleyes

Will you do it for her right now?
fuck no, i'm trying to be on as least amount of that as possible

Do you know what pocket-rockets are?
uh huh

What continent do you live in?
The one that's shaped funnny

How many eiffel towers are there?
uno?

Did you know that Chinese were the actual inventors of pizza?
sounds familiar

What are your thoughts on immigration?
we're full, thank you have a nice day

Which country do you think we should attack next?
that's not even slightly funny

Do you like the Wonder years?
i used to watch that show

What are your thoughts on antibiotics?
penecillin smells funny

Did you know they're only to get rid of bacteria and NOT a virus?
yes, sir

What habits do you have?
it used to be coffe, but now its tea first thing when i wake up

What color is your hair?
red

..your eyes?
blue

...your skin?
pale

Do you like optical illusions?
uh

Did you know that 25% of the population in China has da highest IQ?
i figured as much

Did you know that is greater than the total population of North America?
i did not

Did you know that in India its 28%?
nope

Did you know that they have more honor roll students than Americans?
i would have guessed

Did you know that during the course of this survey 60 babies will be born?
wow, cool

244 in China?

351 in India?
whoa

Are you getting annoyed because your stupid & didn't know this?
no

Did you know that America's preparing us for jobs that don't exsist yet?
more jobs are gonna be created? hmmmm...

Did you know there's more than 160 million myspace users?
that's alot~

If myspace were a country you would?
this makes no sense

did you know that the average myspace page is visited 30 times a day?
mine isn't . thanks a lot :cry

You kno that the # of text-messages sent & recieved exceed da population?
WOW

[Mythos Inibri]

What's the purpose of your life? if there's any... to amuse a twisted God

What are you goin to do with your life? probably find out as I keep going

Who's you favorite comedian? George Carlin

How well do you know your body? better than anyone else

Do you know what a clitoris is? yes

What if planet earth strayed further than pluto? we'd get cold

what are your thoughts on Pluto? it's frozen

Do you go to church? no

What's your religion? don't like it,especially Christianity

What's your definition of 'love'? caring very very much

Are you capable of loving others? yeah

What do you think your mom would like for you to do for her? call her to talk

Will you do it for her right now? no,she's sleeping

Do you know what pocket-rockets are? yeah

What continent do you live in? North America

How many eiffel towers are there? 1

Did you know that Chinese were the actual inventors of pizza? wrong Americans invented it

What are your thoughts on immigration? I don't care

Which country do you think we should attack next? Heaven and kill that God motherfucker

Do you like the Wonder years? no Fred Savage should be shot

What are your thoughts on antibiotics? good stuff for infections

Did you know they're only to get rid of bacteria and NOT a virus? oh

What habits do you have? smoking

What color is your hair? brownish black with a little grey

..your eyes? hazel

...your skin? white

Do you like optical illusions? a little but they make me kind of dizzy

Did you know that 25% of the population in China has da highest IQ? oh

Did you know that is greater than the total population of North America? good

Did you know that in India its 28%? oh

Did you know that they have more honor roll students than Americans? oh

Did you know that during the course of this survey 60 babies will be born? poor kids..

244 in China? oh

351 in India? oh

Are you getting annoyed because your stupid & didn't know this? don't care much about it

Did you know that America's preparing us for jobs that don't exsist yet? cool

Did you know there's more than 160 million myspace users? never really use myspace it's kinda dumb

If myspace were a country you would? attack it

did you know that the average myspace page is visited 30 times a day? that's nice

You kno that the # of text-messages sent & recieved exceed da population? groovy

:)

[Phantomreaper]

What's the purpose of your life? if there's any...
dunno
What are you goin to do with your life?
I'm gonna be a master auto body repairman
Who's you favorite comedian?
The Amazing Jonathan
How well do you know your body?
no comment
Do you know what a clitoris is?
yes
What if planet earth strayed further than pluto?
life would cease to exist
what are your thoughts on Pluto?
blow it up
Do you go to church?
no
What's your religion?
Jewish, can't believe it can you?
What's your definition of 'love'?
don't have one.
Are you capable of loving others?
no
What do you think your mom would like for you to do for her?
clean the house
Will you do it for her right now?
no
Do you know what pocket-rockets are?
I know of 3 kinds
What continent do you live in?
North America
How many eiffel towers are there?
one original and many replicas
Did you know that Chinese were the actual inventors of pizza?
yes
What are your thoughts on immigration?
I hate illegal immigrants, other than that it's cool
Which country do you think we should attack next?
canada or france
Do you like the Wonder years?
no
What are your thoughts on antibiotics?
bullshit
Did you know they're only to get rid of bacteria and NOT a virus?
yes
What habits do you have?
biting my nails
What color is your hair?
brown
..your eyes?
hazel
...your skin?
race wise, white, forgot the actual colors that make up white skin.
Do you like optical illusions?
when i'm really tired
Did you know that 25% of the population in China has da highest IQ?
no
Did you know that is greater than the total population of North America?
coulda guessed it
Did you know that in India its 28%?
no
Did you know that they have more honor roll students than Americans?
no
Did you know that during the course of this survey 60 babies will be born?
no
244 in China?
no
351 in India?
no
Are you getting annoyed because your stupid & didn't know this?
no
Did you know that America's preparing us for jobs that don't exsist yet?
yes
Did you know there's more than 160 million myspace users?
no
If myspace were a country you would?
...shoot myself
did you know that the average myspace page is visited 30 times a day?
no
You kno that the # of text-messages sent & recieved exceed da population?
doesn't surprise me.

[Lord Zombie]

What's the purpose of your life? if there's any... to work

What are you goin to do with your life? work

Who's you favorite comedian? Ron White and Bill Engvall

How well do you know your body? very well

Do you know what a clitoris is? it is a mythical part of the female anatomy

What if planet earth strayed further than pluto? we would freeze

what are your thoughts on Pluto? I prefer Mars

Do you go to church? not by choice

What's your religion? Protestant

What's your definition of 'love'? being with the person that you love

Are you capable of loving others? yes

What do you think your mom would like for you to do for her? visit her

Will you do it for her right now? no

Do you know what pocket-rockets are? nope

What continent do you live in? North America

How many eiffel towers are there? 1

Did you know that Chinese were the actual inventors of pizza? nope

What are your thoughts on immigration? never thought about it

Which country do you think we should attack next? here is an idea leave everyone the fuck alone and let them run their own country

Do you like the Wonder years? no

What are your thoughts on antibiotics? they are a good thing

Did you know they're only to get rid of bacteria and NOT a virus? nope

What habits do you have? to many bad ones to list

What color is your hair? brown

..your eyes? brown

...your skin? got a tan

Do you like optical illusions? yes

Did you know that 25% of the population in China has da highest IQ? nope

Did you know that is greater than the total population of North America? nope

Did you know that in India its 28%? nope

Did you know that they have more honor roll students than Americans? nope

Did you know that during the course of this survey 60 babies will be born? I feel sorry for them being born into this shitty world

244 in China? see above answer

351 in India? people just don't know when to stop fucking do they?

Are you getting annoyed because your stupid & didn't know this? not yet

Did you know that America's preparing us for jobs that don't exsist yet? shocking :drool

Did you know there's more than 160 million myspace users? cool

If myspace were a country you would? lol

did you know that the average myspace page is visited 30 times a day? awesome

You kno that the # of text-messages sent & recieved exceed da population? that's because people are lazy and can't just call someone

[Leto]

What's the purpose of your life? if there's any...To do something that's gonna help the helpless

What are you goin to do with your life? It's what the powers that be decide to do with my life, hah hah.

Who's you favorite comedian? Bill Hicks

How well do you know your body? well enough. I just don't wanna see the inside of my lungs.

Do you know what a clitoris is? Yeah sure i get along really well with them.

What if planet earth strayed further than pluto? W'ed freeze to death long before that happened. Whoa

what are your thoughts on Pluto? It's blob of frreezing Ice and rock

Do you go to church? hah hah hah....no, not anymore. I don't condone child abuse at all.

What's your religion? I guess...Pagan. i think, old world anyway.

What's your definition of 'love'? Pure recognition, unconditional support for another soul.

Are you capable of loving others? Yes

What do you think your mom would like for you to do for her ? I ain't doin shit for her.

Will you do it for her right now? No, I'll do it for me.

Do you know what pocket-rockets are? Um...no.

What continent do you live in? australiasia

How many eiffel towers are there? None
Did you know that Chinese were the actual inventors of pizza? I'm not to sure abouit that. You got that shit mixed up with pasta ?

What are your thoughts on immigration? Increase it, with no restrictions. I don't like Nazism.

Which country do you think we should attack next? Yourselves. Or Canada.

Do you like the Wonder years? I used to watch of an aftrenoon

What are your thoughts on antibiotics? They usually don't work, docs don't seem to care whther you have a bacterial or viral infection.

Did you know they're only to get rid of bacteria and NOT a virus? Yes.

What habits do you have? Smoking

What color is your hair? Brown

..your eyes? Blue

...your skin? White

Do you like optical illusions? love them

Did you know that 25% of the population in China has da highest IQ? yes

Did you know that is greater than the total population of North America? yes

Did you know that in India its 28%? no

Did you know that they have more honor roll students than Americans?

Did you know that during the course of this survey 60 babies will be born?cool

244 in China? They could do with a cut in the number of babies

351 in India? ditto

Are you getting annoyed because your stupid & didn't know this? No

Did you know that America's preparing us for jobs that don't exsist yet?yes

Did you know there's more than 160 million myspace users? fuck

If myspace were a country you would? laugh

did you know that the average myspace page is visited 30 times a day?whoa

You kno that the # of text-messages sent & recieved exceed da population?No

[Dot2]

What's the purpose of your life? if there's any...


Raise my kids to be decent people

What are you goin to do with your life?

Did you read the last question?

Who's you favorite comedian?

Prolly Larry the Cable Guy :)


How well do you know your body?

What kinda perv asks a question like that? :P

Do you know what a clitoris is?

I would hope so, since I have one.

What if planet earth strayed further than pluto?

We'd be some cold motherfuckers

what are your thoughts on Pluto?

The dog or the planet?

Do you go to church?

Only if there's food



What's your religion?

I was raised mormon, but you see how well THAT worked out

What's your definition of 'love'?

complete understanding and acceptance

Are you capable of loving others?

yep

What do you think your mom would like for you to do for her?

Hmm, good question

Will you do it for her right now?

I dunno

Do you know what pocket-rockets are?

uh huh

What continent do you live in?

N. America

How many eiffel towers are there?

Only one "real" one

Did you know that Chinese were the actual inventors of pizza?

I think I did know that

What are your thoughts on immigration?

Do it legally or go the fuck home.

Which country do you think we should attack next?

Lets just be peaceful for christs sake.

Do you like the Wonder years?

fuck no

What are your thoughts on antibiotics?

I think they're useful, but likely overused

Did you know they're only to get rid of bacteria and NOT a virus?

yep


What habits do you have?

I bite my nails

What color is your hair? dark brown

..your eyes? green

...your skin? that color that grave yard workers turn LOL

Do you like optical illusions?

Sometimes

Did you know that 25% of the population in China has da highest IQ?

figures.

Did you know that is greater than the total population of North America?

Not surprising

Did you know that in India its 28%?

What the hell are you talking about Pring?


Did you know that they have more honor roll students than Americans?

Not surprising.

Did you know that during the course of this survey 60 babies will be born?

45 in mexico, I bet

244 in China? wow

351 in India? No shit.

Are you getting annoyed because your stupid & didn't know this?

fuck you pring. quit being a turd.:monkeyspank

Did you know that America's preparing us for jobs that don't exsist yet?

well, wouldn't that be dandy. Maybe the economy wouldn't SUCK.

Did you know there's more than 160 million myspace users?

And all of them are friends with that dickweed Tom.

If myspace were a country you would?

would what? finish your damn thoughts, hm?

did you know that the average myspace page is visited 30 times a day?

Mines below average then, because it's blocked by people who aren't my friends LOL

You kno that the # of text-messages sent & recieved exceed da population?

figures. i know a guy who's cell bill comes in a BOX thanks to the amount of texts his family sends.

[fuzzay crisis]

What's the purpose of your life? if there's any...
who the hell knows. if anything, i'd say destroying everything.

What are you goin to do with your life?
see above.

Who's you favorite comedian?
nick swardson, dave attel, lewis black.

How well do you know your body?
pretty damn well.

Do you know what a clitoris is?
a tiny female penis.

What if planet earth strayed further than pluto?
we'd be dead.

what are your thoughts on Pluto?
i'd love to live that far away...

Do you go to church?
no.

What's your religion?
none.

What's your definition of 'love'?
it's the worst and best thing ever.

Are you capable of loving others?
one other.

What do you think your mom would like for you to do for her?
do what?

Will you do it for her right now?
huh?

Do you know what pocket-rockets are?
haha.

What continent do you live in?
north america.

How many eiffel towers are there?
a bunch thanks to mini golf courses.

Did you know that Chinese were the actual inventors of pizza?
did you know only two of them have belly buttons?

What are your thoughts on immigration?
my illegal neighbors steal my water and internet. and i will eventually kill them.

Which country do you think we should attack next?
this one.

Do you like the Wonder years?
no.

What are your thoughts on antibiotics?
they give yeast infections and make me puke.

Did you know they're only to get rid of bacteria and NOT a virus?
yup.

What habits do you have?
many.

What color is your hair?
black.

..your eyes?
grey.

...your skin?
translucent.

Do you like optical illusions?
sure.

Did you know that 25% of the population in China has da highest IQ?
good for them not having lives.

Did you know that is greater than the total population of North America?
...

Did you know that in India its 28%?
...

Did you know that they have more honor roll students than Americans?
see above.

Did you know that during the course of this survey 60 babies will be born?
ok.

244 in China?
...

351 in India?
...

Are you getting annoyed because your stupid & didn't know this?
i'm getting annoyed because you're stupid and writing useless facts.

Did you know that America's preparing us for jobs that don't exsist yet?
good. maybe then i can get some fucking work.

Did you know there's more than 160 million myspace users?
wouldn't doubt it.

If myspace were a country you would?
i would what?

did you know that the average myspace page is visited 30 times a day?
k.

You kno that the # of text-messages sent & recieved exceed da population?
again, wouldn't doubt it.