Is there really THAT many guys with dick problems?

[Mark Carras]

I am getting so fucking sick of penis ads! Not just the spam, but on the tv as well. Now since I have a DVR, netflix, & tv show downloads, I avoid more then most probably. I hate to imagine how much I would get without those tools. Even with all of that, I still see an endless flow of these stupid fucking "E.D." commercials. Enough with calling it "E.D" too. If a guy is that sensitive about it, I don't think he is going to go to the public pharmacy to pick up his pecker picker upper. Ok sure, I know you can't call it "limp dick" on a tv commercial, but "E.D."? Who the hell thought that shit up?

Are there really that many guys with limp dicks? That many guys can't get it up? Hell, I touch a tit for two seconds and I am full mast. When I was in my teens and 20's my dick would get me into endless embarrassing situations. Imagine you are at a beach or a water park. Just hold a girls hand and the little guy is trying his best to Roto Rooter a hole through my shorts. I looked like I was about to bust a button in my swim trunks. When I was trying to be a good little Christian (teens), I would seriously pray to God that it would go down. Maybe this is part of the reason I doubt there is a god? Imagine trying to keep a good Christian girl with a constant hard on.

My point is this: if I had a problem with trying to keep Jr down, how many guys can there really be with the other problem? Isn't there a way to focus those ads so that the rest of us don't have to see them? They outlawed cigarette ads on tv once. I think we should let those back on tv and start banning penis pill commercials from tv. Let's face it, a guy with a limp dick is going to hunt down that shit. We don't need 20 commercials per tv show. I know I tried to hunt down something to create that effect for ten years! Now I just stay away from water parks and beaches. :perv

I hope my pain has at least entertained if not informed.

[Lord Zombie]

I feel your pain, I am tired of watching E.D. commercials and feminine hygiene products. No offense towards the ladies here, but is it really necessary to have so many tampon commercials?

[Mythos Inibri]

NEWS FLASH::

Elderly men broke into a pharmacy and stole two shipments of Viagra.
Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals.

[Phantomreaper]

I feel your pain to, I wish they would just pull all the commercials for those things, if you got a problem go to the doctor not the T.V.

[fuzzay crisis]

hahahaha mark, you are too funny. :rotfl

[Vertigo]

MEET BOB! :D *annoying whistle song*

You know what I hate is that after about 9 pm on Comedy Central EVERY SINGLE commercial break (and I am not exaggerating) has at least one penis problem commercial and at least one Girls Gone Wild commercial. No, really... EVERY SINGLE commercial break.

I get really tired of it too.

You know what else I get tired of? Penis problem emails in my inbox. I'm a chick, and I don't have penis problems.

Hell, I touch a tit for two seconds and I am full mast. :D
This is why I can't french kiss my husband unless we're home and alone. He just can't handle it.

[fuzzay crisis]

This is why I can't french kiss my husband unless we're home and alone. He just can't handle it.

haha same here. i just can't take my boyfriend anywhere!

[Mark Carras]

MEET BOB! :D *annoying whistle song*

You know what I hate is that after about 9 pm on Comedy Central EVERY SINGLE commercial break (and I am not exaggerating) has at least one penis problem commercial and at least one Girls Gone Wild commercial. No, really... EVERY SINGLE commercial break.

I've noticed that. In fact, that was part of what inspired this rant. Why get those Girls Gone Wild when there is REAL porn? I just don't get it.

[fuzzay crisis]

I've noticed that. In fact, that was part of what inspired this rant. Why get those Girls Gone Wild when there is REAL porn? I just don't get it.

did you know that there's "guys gone wild" now too? i saw the commercial a few times. looks uber ghey.

[Mark Carras]

did you know that there's "guys gone wild" now too? i saw the commercial a few times. looks uber ghey.

Just like Playgirl is mostly read by gay guys, this is bought by gay guys too. My wife took one look at one of those commercials and said,"Now that's pretty damn gay"! I just don't think women like that kind of thing. :rotfl

[fuzzay crisis]

Just like Playgirl is mostly read by gay guys, this is bought by gay guys too. My wife took one look at one of those commercials and said,"Now that's pretty damn gay"! I just don't think women like that kind of thing. :rotfl

i know. seriously. half naked dudes wrestling with each other in the sand and comparing cock sizes while giggling doesn't get my motor running.
now if they were beating the crap out of each other, or a drumset...that's a different story.

[Bonehead]

I think those "Meet Bob" commercials are the greatest. I love watching for all the subliminal messages that they put in them. Iain and I watch them and try to pick as many out as we can.

But about the Viagra.....I tried it once, but it got caught in my throat. Had a stiff neck for weeks! :rotfl

[tbhride]

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[Phantomreaper]

You know what I hate is that after about 9 pm on Comedy Central EVERY SINGLE commercial break (and I am not exaggerating) has at least one penis problem commercial and at least one Girls Gone Wild commercial.

That is mainly the reason I stopped watching comedy central. Now I just watch South Park, then hope there's a good cult movie on TCM.
I live like a rock star now that I have basic digital cable.:monkeybang

[MistressSpin]

No. But there are that many men out there with those type of insecurity issues. Same as weight loss commercials that are primarily geared toward women. Again, many with those types of insecurity issues. These companies make millions off of stupid people's insecurities every year.

I have a friend, a bum really, who spends the last dollar in his pocket for the newest "get rich quick" scams......this book tells you how to do it! This disc tells you how to do it! This video tells you how to do it! And there is no helpf for the degenerate; he is absolutely convinced that is the only way to get money...cuz working a day job is just not a feasible thing...it would most definitely interfere with his X-box and pot smoking... :rolleyes

If only I could get past my moral conscious...there are so many ways to make it off of people's stupidity

[Vish]

judging by the spike in std's in florida and arizona in retirement commnunities, i would say that, yes, there are a LOT of people that want penis pills.

[Mark Carras]

judging by the spike in std's in florida and arizona in retirement commnunities, i would say that, yes, there are a LOT of people that want penis pills.

Ok, so if I make it to 70 or 80 I might have to worry about getting it up. Fine. Advertise in AARP or something then. They should advertise on re-runs of Matlock then.

[Vish]

matlock boner ads :rotfl

[Mythos Inibri]

Ok, so if I make it to 70 or 80 I might have to worry about getting it up. Fine. Advertise in AARP or something then. They should advertise on re-runs of Matlock then.


:rotfl or Golden Girls

[fuzzay crisis]

judging by the spike in std's in florida and arizona in retirement commnunities, i would say that, yes, there are a LOT of people that want penis pills.

ewww. dirty old men.

[fuzzay crisis]

:rotfl or Golden Girls

hahaha all i have to say is www.lemonparty.com.

[Schatzi]

did anyone see the commercial for women? loss of sexual arousal? I was eating dinner with my parents and that commercial came on it was pretty embarrasing.

[Mark Carras]

ewww. dirty old men.

Hey now...I resemble that statement. :perv

[Amon]

I <3 my Tivo!

[Mark Carras]

I <3 my Tivo!

Yeah, I need a hard drive about four times the size though. :D