Oh deathboy!

[Evil Red]

*sniff sniff*

Mmmmm... around here smells just like the death metal Grandma used to make!

I wanted you to know I finally wandered into your backyard and I brought you a gift I know you can appreciate. Cheers.

http://www.gardenvisit.com/garden-tools/images/shovel.jpg

[-deathboy-]

there's my girl!
thanks for the gift, i think we can put that to proper usage up in here. i have to say you have made me a proud poppa with your new found innerwub celebrity. it was good to see you saturday night hon.
*beeps you nose*