the queen of crap

[fuzzay crisis]

yep. you guessed it. crappy things always happen to me so here i go again. not even 10 minutes ago i wake up to this huge crash in my room. you know those prongs that stick out of the wall you can put your guitar on? well, i've had the same one for years bolted in the same place on my wall. apparently it fucking ripped out of the wall, my guitar crashed on the ground, and not only fucked up my guitar...but it also fucked up my stereo and worst of all this glass casing shelf my aunt JUST bought me to hold my crystals in. you know, those cut crystals that are shaped like animals and such. yea. i collect those. i am so fucking upset right now.
and the most fucked up part is that i haven't slept in like 2 weeks and today i actually had off and had nothing to do. i planned on sleeping late. and this shit happens at 8 am.

[Vertigo]

That blows. That sounds like really not a lot of fun.

Know what I did a couple weeks ago? Well I was trying to find something to fill with drinking water so that we could have cold water in the fridge, so I find this old sun-tea jug that we haven't used in a while. It's one of those glass jar things with the plastic lid on top and the valve on the bottom.

So I set it in the sink and fill it up. It's probably a couple gallon jar. I pull it out of the sink and set it on the counter and walk away for just a minute. I come back and see that the valve is leaking water all over the counter. So I grab the pitcher we usually use for juice that just happened to be clean and empty at the time. Set that in the sink and grab the glass jar so I can save some of the water I just spent 5 minutes filling into the jar (when your purfilter on your faucet is old it takes a long time to fill things). About 2 seconds into pouring this water, the glass jar slips (because it's all wet and shit on the outside from being leaky) and falls to the ground.

It crashes into a million pieces and spills mostly all of the water all over the floor. Problem is our kitchen is FAR from level. So the water proceeds to seep under the fridge, under the stove and under this free standing cabinet we have. All the while taking little shards of floating glass with it. So then we had to spend a half hour soaking up water, picking up glass, and thankfully we have a shop vac. Even so I still had to use about 5 bath towels to go over everything all the while tryig to avoid tiny shards of glass.

Water and broken glass suck when they're mixed together.

[Phantomreaper]

That sucks for both of you. It just so happens a few days ago I wake up to a crash in my room at 4 AM, I get up walk over to my dresser in complete darkness, turns out my cat knocked the sewing box on the floor and can you guess what happens next. Yeah, I step on a couple needles, so I hopped on one foot across the room to the light switch, turned it on, put some shoes on, cleaned up that mess, took my shoes off, and went back to bed. I layed there awake for awhile and said screw it. I got up whent to the living room and I step in this slimy wet mass, turns out my cat had thrown up all over the carpet. So I get the pleasure of cleaning that up. That is the worst morning I think I have ever had. I don't think it compares at all to Fuzzay's morning though.

[Mark Carras]

Shit happens. As you get older you get more jaded as well as find out ways to prevent enough of it that it isn't near as bad.

My cat loves to knock shit off my nightstand to let me know she thinks it is time for 'daddy' to get up and start paying attention to her. So I punish her by smothering her with hugs and kisses. She gives me a pissed off look, storms off, and lets me go back to sleep.

My health is declining faster then it should for my age. There is no several co-workers that are twice my age and can move twice as fast. I've just become used to it.

My back gives out so much it seems like a daily routine. I exercise, count calories, and do not eat anything that has a nutritional label listing more then 5 grams of sugar per serving. I am still gaining weight.

My knees have Bursitis which sometimes makes exercise down right painful.

Not trying to downplay the shit that happens to you. More like pointing out that shit happens. Shit always happens. Shit will always happen. So after while you get jadded to it and find out how to enjoy life despite it. The first step is to not dwell on the shit that happens.

Don't let the "Shit Happens" demon to ruin a good day. The shit happens demon wants you to dwell on it when shit happens. So give a great big 'Go Fuck Yourself" to the Shit Hapens demon and let that shit slide right off your back. Then go have a good time to really twist the knife in his gut!

[Bonehead]

Hey Mark....you might want to try something that has helped me out a ton. It is a pain relief spray called Dr. Franks Joint and Muscle Pain Relief spray. You can get it online at dozens of places, including Amazon, but the cheapest I have found is on eVitamins.com You spray it under your tongue 4 or 5 times a day, 4-5 sprays. Let it absorb for 10-20 seconds. I don't know how it works or why, but it does, and big time. You can't tell that you have taken anything, its all natural (my doctor even oked it) and it just gradually takes the pain away. It took me from hardly being able to move, and then only with a cane, to being just short of normal.

If you are really hurting, it is well worth the money. I will not be without the stuff. It is fantastic!


I am really sorry to hear of the bad day, fuzzay. Mark is right....good advice there.

[Mark Carras]

Hey Mark....you might want to try something that has helped me out a ton. It is a pain relief spray called Dr. Franks Joint and Muscle Pain Relief spray. You can get it online at dozens of places, including Amazon, but the cheapest I have found is on eVitamins.com You spray it under your tongue 4 or 5 times a day, 4-5 sprays.

I suck at remembering to take shit. That is half of my problem. I have this respiratory inhaler called Advair (you might have seen the commercials) that I am supposed to take one puff in the morning and one puff at night. I remember about a fourth of the time at best.

I have started to hear great things about that stuff though. I might give it a try once I get my advair into a habit. It's been well over a year though. It sucks when I forget too much because I start wheezing. That does help me remember though. :tard

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

Actually, another thing to help with the bursitis is simple glucosamine supplementation, if you're not already taking it....give it a try and see what happens. Also...for the weight issue (this may sound wierd) bump up your calories by 2-300 a day and see what happens. Your body may be reacting to the calorie cutting by clinging to all the weight it can get and then some. Obviously I dunno your diet and exercise habits, etc.....but losing weight can sometimes be like starting a business: ya need money to make money. Well, ya need calories to burn calories. :)

Oh, and lifting weights can make all the difference in the world (if you're not already doing that....) for lots of things. :evil

Anywho....fuzz, Mark is correct: sometimes your'e just going to have shitty days. Sometimes you'll have some piss and vomit thrown in with those shitty days too. Sometimes you just have to pee on the face of a bad day. ;)

[fuzzay crisis]

yea i know. shit does happen. that's why i post here, in this section, a lot. but hell, if ranting about it gets it out of my system, it's what works for me. i'm just angry, old, and bitter. i can't wait to see myself as an 80 year old woman throwing rocks at teenagers from my porch. shit happens to the best of us. i too have stepped in cat barf barefoot (more that 50 times), and have been dealing with severe health issues recently.

but doesn't anyone here just wish for that ONE day where everything goes smoothly (even if it doesn't neccesarily go as planned)?

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

Those days happen from time to time as well: I usually mark them on my calander. :) Like today....it's my son's first birthday, so this should be a fuggin badass day!

[fuzzay crisis]

Those days happen from time to time as well: I usually mark them on my calander. :) Like today....it's my son's first birthday, so this should be a fuggin badass day!

awww :)

[Mark Carras]

i'm just angry, old, and bitter.

I thought you were early 20's? :wtf

[fuzzay crisis]

I thought you were early 20's? :wtf

i am. i'll be 22 in september. but i feel like i'm fuckin 70. health-wise, experience-wise, and additude-wise, i might as well be. i even hate teenagers! woo hoo!

[Mark Carras]

i am. i'll be 22 in september. but i feel like i'm fuckin 70. health-wise, experience-wise, and additude-wise, i might as well be. i even hate teenagers! woo hoo!

On the health thing, I can relate. My back is that of a 70 year old. :cry

[Phantomreaper]

i even hate teenagers! woo hoo!

Hey, me too, as well as little kids.

[Mark Carras]

Hey, me too, as well as little kids.

I love kids as long as they're not mine. Some of the shit they say just makes me laugh.

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

Hey, me too, as well as little kids.

Little kids make life enjoyable. Teens just make you want to destroy human life. Namely: theirs. :thumbsup

[Vish]

i dont like children. im not really fit to be a parent, but i do the best i can... i like my kid. i just hate all of the other ones.

[-deathboy-]

i love kids...





...of course now i have to register in every neighborhood i move into.:tard

[Vish]

i love kids...


deep fried? breaded? baked? bbq'd?

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

deep fried? breaded? baked? bbq'd?

You're just mad because kids like to steal your Harry potter toys..... :)

[Vish]

You're just mad because kids like to steal your Harry potter toys..... :)

I WORK GODDAMNIT! I PAY FOR THOSE FUCKING TOYS!


... stupid fucking rugrats ruining my nimbus 2000 replica....

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

:rotfl

Stop buying toys and start buying cd's , ya ***. :flash


umm....no offense to any ***s here and shit.....

[Vish]

:rotfl

Stop buying toys and start buying cd's , ya ***. :flash


umm....no offense to any ***s here and shit.....

actually i dont buy anything :(

too broke. i keep trying to save up to get a new amp, but then the juice bar falls on hard times and i have to give all of my saved up money to the business in order to stay in business. my life sucks.

[Mark Carras]

actually i dont buy anything :(

too broke. i keep trying to save up to get a new amp, but then the juice bar falls on hard times and i have to give all of my saved up money to the business in order to stay in business. my life sucks.

No worries, you would shit if you knew what promos were waiting for someone to get done with their list. :pinky

Write all you want...I'll send more. :evil

[Vish]

well, im writing a lot more reviews than i have in the last month or so... i'll get my stack dwindling down probably by half way through next month... damn, now you got me interested in what my next package contains.


:: goes on a frantic typing terror ::

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

actually i dont buy anything :(

too broke. i keep trying to save up to get a new amp, but then the juice bar falls on hard times and i have to give all of my saved up money to the business in order to stay in business. my life sucks.

Ah well, shit happens. Hope things get better for ya. Didn't mean to call ya a bunch of stars (rolling eyes) there just now. ;) So, I'm going to try to (watch this blatant shit-talking) finish my list BEFORE MIDNIGHT tomorrow.

There....I said it......umm.....now let's see if it happens.

[Mark Carras]

Actually, another thing to help with the bursitis is simple glucosamine supplementation

Everything I can find on this says that it is for osteoarthritis and the destruction of cartilage. That has nothing to do with a bruised 'bursae'. One is a bone thing and the other is not.

However, this got to me do even more reading on Bursitis and I don't think that is what I have. I think my doctor is wrong! I'm thinking it might be a joint thing. So I might give this a try and see what happens. From what I have read, there isn't any side effects. Have you heard of any?

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

Everything I can find on this says that it is for osteoarthritis and the destruction of cartilage. That has nothing to do with a bruised 'bursae'. One is a bone thing and the other is not.

However, this got to me do even more reading on Bursitis and I don't think that is what I have. I think my doctor is wrong! I'm thinking it might be a joint thing. So I might give this a try and see what happens. From what I have read, there isn't any side effects. Have you heard of any?


Nah, I haven't heard of any bad side effects from glucosamine supplementation, fortunately. My wife and I use it (well...I do when I remember to) and it does help tremendously with workout recooperation (sp?) and would help your joints (like you read). I could be wrong about the bursitis thing, but I could swear that I had read something about it in one of the zillion or so lifting mags I have around the house.

[Mark Carras]

I could be wrong about the bursitis thing, but I could swear that I had read something about it in one of the zillion or so lifting mags I have around the house.

Yeah, so if I have it or not it does seem like something worth trying. :cool

[Vish]

people in colder climates (washington) are more prone to feel the effects of bursitis. heat is a good way to calm the bursitis pains, i have found out. ofcourse, since i live the lifestyle that i do now, it is practically non-existant now.

[tbhride]

When you put the guitar back up, make sure you find a stud.

[Mythos Inibri]

I got rid of a cat for knocking over my guitar and a few other things.
Kittens are funny but troublesome. My 7 year old cat is cool though.Everyone likes him.

[Mark Carras]

I got rid of a cat for knocking over my guitar and a few other things.
Kittens are funny but troublesome. My 7 year old cat is cool though.Everyone likes him.

Cats are so gay (http://www.catsaresogay.com)

[Phantomreaper]

Cats are so gay (http://www.catsaresogay.com)

Try this site:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?8:4

[Mythos Inibri]

Try this site:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?8:4

I saw that place before:monkeythumb

[Mark Carras]

Try this site:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?8:4

Meh.

[Mythos Inibri]

Anna brought home a kitten from work yesterday.I let her keep it.:oopsI hope I don't regret it.He looks like a copy of our seven year old cat Alfred.

[Phantomreaper]

Anna brought home a kitten from work yesterday.I let her keep it.:oopsI hope I don't regret it.He looks like a copy of our seven year old cat Alfred.

Are they getting along? My grandma's cat had kittens at my house once, and after my cat kicked one in the head for trying to suckle on her, she disappeared for a few days. She was pissed!!!

[Vertigo]

Lol. Yeah, good luck with the new addition to the little family there. There is a kitten at my mom's house that I want sooooooooooooooooooooo bad it makes me feel all squishy inside and I squeal when I see her.

However, I can't have her because my current cat Cuddles, princess fuzzy face, would kill any other creature allowed in the house. (Also my husband's allergic - minor detail lol)