Survey for those not expecting avarice

[Mythos Inibri]

1. Should Kenny Rogers be executed?

2. Do you respect all laws?

3. Ever sniff a cat fart?

4. Can you get A.I.D.S. from a vampire?

5. Do you think Johnny Depp is a closet homosexual?

6. Do you like dark or white meat?

7. Do you know which T.V. show "Smelly Nelly" was on?

8. Is beer the best cure for cottonmouth?

9. Ever been called a dork?

10. Ever feel really stupid when you were high and then laugh at yourself in the mirror and then it's not funny anymore and wonder why you felt that way?

11. Do you do what Simon says?

12. Do you think Prozac really works?

13. Is war the best anwser?

14. Why do you feel this way?

[fuzzay crisis]

1. Should Kenny Rogers be executed?
nah. let him be a mess.

2. Do you respect all laws?
no

3. Ever sniff a cat fart?
ew no

4. Can you get A.I.D.S. from a vampire?
hahaha. i suppose you could. sort of like how mosquitos spread malaria

5. Do you think Johnny Depp is a closet homosexual?
no. cut your vocals chords out for even saying that

6. Do you like dark or white meat?
white

7. Do you know which T.V. show "Smelly Nelly" was on?
haha no

8. Is beer the best cure for cottonmouth?
yes

9. Ever been called a dork?
a whale penis? no

10. Ever feel really stupid when you were high and then laugh at yourself in the mirror and then it's not funny anymore and wonder why you felt that way?
i don't do stuff like that when i'm high. tripping is a different story...

11. Do you do what Simon says?
who cares

12. Do you think Prozac really works?
no

13. Is war the best anwser?
no

14. Why do you feel this way?
sigh...

[Phantomreaper]

1. Should Kenny Rogers be executed?
No. Would it matter? NO
2. Do you respect all laws?
no
3. Ever sniff a cat fart?
no
4. Can you get A.I.D.S. from a vampire?
I guess you could. :shrug
5. Do you think Johnny Depp is a closet homosexual?
No
6. Do you like dark or white meat?
depends
7. Do you know which T.V. show "Smelly Nelly" was on?
no
8. Is beer the best cure for cottonmouth?
depends
9. Ever been called a dork?
no
10. Ever feel really stupid when you were high and then laugh at yourself in the mirror and then it's not funny anymore and wonder why you felt that way?
no
11. Do you do what Simon says?
no
12. Do you think Prozac really works?
no
13. Is war the best anwser?
Depends
14. Why do you feel this way?
There are just some times when a compromise isn't going to happen.

[Schatzi]

1. Should Kenny Rogers be executed?
that's not nice :tard

2. Do you respect all laws?

nope :flash

3. Ever sniff a cat fart?
nope

4. Can you get A.I.D.S. from a vampire?
maybe

5. Do you think Johnny Depp is a closet homosexual?
no, i don't think he's gay, but I still don't know what's so great about him.

6. Do you like dark or white meat?
white

7. Do you know which T.V. show "Smelly Nelly" was on?
wasn't it Little House on the Prarie?

8. Is beer the best cure for cottonmouth?
no, Raspberry Arizona iced tea

9. Ever been called a dork?
probably

10. Ever feel really stupid when you were high and then laugh at yourself in the mirror and then it's not funny anymore and wonder why you felt that way?
no haha

11. Do you do what Simon says?
fuck him!

12. Do you think Prozac really works?
yeah because my mom is on it.

13. Is war the best anwser?
no

14. Why do you feel this way?
don't feel like typing out the answers

[Mark Carras]

av·a·rice: insatiable greed for riches; inordinate, miserly desire to gain and hoard wealth.

1. Should Kenny Rogers be executed?

Yes, his chicken sucked

2. Do you respect all laws?

No

3. Ever sniff a cat fart?

Not that I know of

4. Can you get A.I.D.S. from a vampire?

No, because a vampire can smell a sick person. They know if blood is not healthy.

5. Do you think Johnny Depp is a closet homosexual?

He is very metrosexual and I have always said that metrosexual is momosexual that is in denial

6. Do you like dark or white meat?

I married a white woman, but when I was single I liked all 'flavors'.

7. Do you know which T.V. show "Smelly Nelly" was on?

Little House on the Prarie

8. Is beer the best cure for cottonmouth?

Nope. Water and lots of it.

9. Ever been called a dork?

not in seconds

10. Ever feel really stupid when you were high and then laugh at yourself in the mirror and then it's not funny anymore and wonder why you felt that way?

Never got high

11. Do you do what Simon says?

Fuck Simon

12. Do you think Prozac really works?

Don't care.

13. Is war the best anwser?

Not when you suck at it.

14. Why do you feel this way?

Which way?

[Lord Zombie]

1. Should Kenny Rogers be executed? no

2. Do you respect all laws? no

3. Ever sniff a cat fart? no

4. Can you get A.I.D.S. from a vampire? no, because they are immune to disease

5. Do you think Johnny Depp is a closet homosexual? it is a possibility

6. Do you like dark or white meat? both

7. Do you know which T.V. show "Smelly Nelly" was on? Little House On The Prairie

8. Is beer the best cure for cottonmouth? yes

9. Ever been called a dork? yes

10. Ever feel really stupid when you were high and then laugh at yourself in the mirror and then it's not funny anymore and wonder why you felt that way? I have never smoked weed

11. Do you do what Simon says? never

12. Do you think Prozac really works? yes

13. Is war the best anwser? if peace doesn't work

14. Why do you feel this way? look at the world we live in

[blackened07]

1. Should Kenny Rogers be executed?
yes
2. Do you respect all laws?
no
3. Ever sniff a cat fart?
No, but I was gonna try it tommorow
4. Can you get A.I.D.S. from a vampire?
Not that I would ever know because I have never done that..... but yes
5. Do you think Johnny Depp is a closet homosexual?
I think your a closet homo for johnny depp
6. Do you like dark or white meat?
Both
7. Do you know which T.V. show "Smelly Nelly" was on?
HUH???
8. Is beer the best cure for cottonmouth?
Yep
9. Ever been called a dork?
Nope
10. Ever feel really stupid when you were high and then laugh at yourself in the mirror and then it's not funny anymore and wonder why you felt that way?
Where you high when you wrote this question?
11. Do you do what Simon says?
Who the hell is simon?
12. Do you think Prozac really works?
Yes I know
13. Is war the best anwser?
Sure
14. Why do you feel this way?
__Just do________________