survey of inexorable multitude

[Mythos Inibri]

1) How safe are you?

3) If you were starving and only had human flesh would you eat it if noone were looking?

4) Why is 5 considered a run of the mill number?

5) How many things have you killed in your life?

6) Ever hear someone crying and just want to slap the shit outta them?

7) Did you ever experiment with LSD?

8) If yes to above did you like it?

9) Do you like The Beatles?

10) Do you believe John Wayne a closet homosexual?

11) How tall do you think the worlds tallest midget is?

12) Did you masturbate today?

13) If yes to above,more than 10 times?

14) Do you think a person would have to have brain damage to come up with questions like this?

15) Do you think Homer Simpson would make a good role model for the youth of America?

16) What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made of?

17) Do you think it is possible to have pleasant smelling earwax?

18) If Ralph Nader was a woman would you have anal sex with her?

19) What time is it on other planets?

20) Do you believe that anything supernatural might actually exist to one degree or another?

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[SHUT UP AND DIE]

1) How safe are you?

Safer than most prison inmates.

3) If you were starving and only had human flesh would you eat it if noone were looking?

I'd eat it if people were looking. What happened to question number 2?

4) Why is 5 considered a run of the mill number?

I don't run in mills......

5) How many things have you killed in your life?

oh god.....I've killed a few things, here and there.

6) Ever hear someone crying and just want to slap the shit outta them?

I always thought you slap them first, and then they cry....

7) Did you ever experiment with LSD?

Yup....the experiment was a success.

8) If yes to above did you like it?

No, no....I hated it even though I just called it a success.

9) Do you like The Beatles?

Dung beetles?

10) Do you believe John Wayne a closet homosexual?

I believe most closet homosexuals enjoy John Wayne

11) How tall do you think the worlds tallest midget is?

a tad shorter than my nutsack.

12) Did you masturbate today?

I'm considering it.....more midget questions, please.

13) If yes to above,more than 10 times?

MORE MIDGET QUESTIONS!!!!

14) Do you think a person would have to have brain damage to come up with questions like this?

I'm wondering if I have brain damage for reading it.

15) Do you think Homer Simpson would make a good role model for the youth of America?

I dunno....don't really like the Simpsons all that much.

16) What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made of?

Nutcheese.

17) Do you think it is possible to have pleasant smelling earwax?

mine smells of roses and wonder.

18) If Ralph Nader was a woman would you have anal sex with her?

Ralph Nader IS a woman.

19) What time is it on other planets?

Cannibal Corpse rules.

20) Do you believe that anything supernatural might actually exist to one degree or another

I believe I am cooking up a supernaturally powerful fart right now.

[Lord Zombie]

1) How safe are you? no such thing as safe

3) If you were starving and only had human flesh would you eat it if noone were looking? hell yes, I am the resident zombie here

4) Why is 5 considered a run of the mill number? not a clue

5) How many things have you killed in your life? lost count

6) Ever hear someone crying and just want to slap the shit outta them? all the time

7) Did you ever experiment with LSD? no

8) If yes to above did you like it? -

9) Do you like The Beatles? no

10) Do you believe John Wayne a closet homosexual? NO!!!

11) How tall do you think the worlds tallest midget is? have yet to give it a thought

12) Did you masturbate today? no

13) If yes to above,more than 10 times? -

14) Do you think a person would have to have brain damage to come up with questions like this? might help

15) Do you think Homer Simpson would make a good role model for the youth of America? yes

16) What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made of? a mixture of colby and sharp cheddar

17) Do you think it is possible to have pleasant smelling earwax? no

18) If Ralph Nader was a woman would you have anal sex with her? Ralph Nader?

19) What time is it on other planets? they have there own way of telling time

20) Do you believe that anything supernatural might actually exist to one degree or another? yes

[CFH]

1) How safe are you? In what sense?

3) If you were starving and only had human flesh would you eat it if noone were looking? Hell no.

4) Why is 5 considered a run of the mill number? Because there are a ton of multiples of it.

5) How many things have you killed in your life? If you're counting bugs, spiders and things like that, who knows?

6) Ever hear someone crying and just want to slap the shit outta them? When it's one of those retarded 15 to 19 year-old girls who are spoiled as all hell and say "like" every other word, absolutely.

7) Did you ever experiment with LSD? No.

8) If yes to above did you like it? N/A

9) Do you like The Beatles? Not really.

10) Do you believe John Wayne a closet homosexual? I've never given that much thought. However, I thought it was funny when Cameron Bright said "John Wayne was a faggot" to his step-dad right before he shot him in the movie Running Scared.

11) How tall do you think the worlds tallest midget is? Do the words "tallest" and "midget" really go together?

12) Did you masturbate today? Who didn't?

13) If yes to above,more than 10 times? Who knows? I stopped counting years ago.

14) Do you think a person would have to have brain damage to come up with questions like this? No, these questions are actually quite funny.

15) Do you think Homer Simpson would make a good role model for the youth of America? He would make a better one than our current president.

16) What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made of? Swiss.

17) Do you think it is possible to have pleasant smelling earwax? Why not?

18) If Ralph Nader was a woman would you have anal sex with her? No.

19) What time is it on other planets? 5:38

20) Do you believe that anything supernatural might actually exist to one degree or another? I wouldn't be surprised if it dead.

[Mark Carras]

1) How safe are you?

I came real close to dying last night, so I think no one is safe ever no mater what they think.

3) If you were starving and only had human flesh would you eat it if noone were looking?

Not sure. I think by the time I was willing, I wouldn't have the energy to cook it and would die anyways.

4) Why is 5 considered a run of the mill number?

Because the FSM said so

5) How many things have you killed in your life?

Damn, was I supossed to keep count? Sorry, no one told me.

6) Ever hear someone crying and just want to slap the shit outta them?

Ever watch YouTube?

7) Did you ever experiment with LSD?

Nope.

8) If yes to above did you like it?

Nope

9) Do you like The Beatles?

Yes, but I think Ringo is the sexy one.

10) Do you believe John Wayne a closet homosexual?

Never put any thought into it.

11) How tall do you think the worlds tallest midget is?

If they are tall at all, they are not a true midget!

12) Did you masturbate today?

Damn, thanks for the reminder. BRB.

13) If yes to above,more than 10 times?

Not since I was 20 something.

14) Do you think a person would have to have brain damage to come up with questions like this?

No, but don't let that stop you from getting some help. Because when someone like me says you're fucked up...you may already be beyond help.

15) Do you think Homer Simpson would make a good role model for the youth of America?

Ummm? Isn't he already? DOH!

16) What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made of?

Sharp Chedder

17) Do you think it is possible to have pleasant smelling earwax?

Of course. This is why I use a Lilac to clean my ears instead of those boring cotton swabs

18) If Ralph Nader was a woman would you have anal sex with her?

No, my wife wouldn't let me.

19) What time is it on other planets?

There is no time in space silly and it is all times on all planets. Scientific fact.

20) Do you believe that anything supernatural might actually exist to one degree or another?

Yes, when I look in the mirror. How else can I be so damn awesome and so extremely humble at the same time? Supernatural! :pinky

[Mythos Inibri]

1) How safe are you? on a scale from 1 - 10 probably an 8

3) If you were starving and only had human flesh would you eat it if noone were looking? probably,but I've heard it's not very good

4) Why is 5 considered a run of the mill number? probably cause it's in the middle

5) How many things have you killed in your life? many

6) Ever hear someone crying and just want to slap the shit outta them? yes,mostly infants and toddlers

7) Did you ever experiment with LSD? yes,indeed

8) If yes to above did you like it? very much so..but I haven't tripped in many a year

9) Do you like The Beatles? yes, but not much of their early stuff,..Revolver and past is pretty good stuff

10) Do you believe John Wayne a closet homosexual? nah, it's probably just a rumor,..the guy on "Repo Man" supposedly saw him in a dress once though

11) How tall do you think the worlds tallest midget is? probably a little shorter than the worlds shortest giant

12) Did you masturbate today? no

13) If yes to above,more than 10 times? when I was a teen a jacked off 3 times in one day once:monkeyspank

14) Do you think a person would have to have brain damage to come up with questions like this? maybe

15) Do you think Homer Simpson would make a good role model for the youth of America? maybe if he cut down a little on the Duff

16) What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made of? goats head

17) Do you think it is possible to have pleasant smelling earwax? yes,it is

18) If Ralph Nader was a woman would you have anal sex with her? no,but some trannies are fucking HOTT

19) What time is it on other planets? it depends on how fast they rotate the sun,also Jesus,I believe is an Earth phenomenon So their calanders may be a little longer

20) Do you believe that anything supernatural might actually exist to one degree or another? well yes I just mentioned Jesus didn't I?

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[Schatzi]

1) How safe are you?
I don't know. I smoked DMT and had a near death experience.

3) If you were starving and only had human flesh would you eat it if noone were looking?
no

4) Why is 5 considered a run of the mill number?
because it sucks

5) How many things have you killed in your life?
i don't know

6) Ever hear someone crying and just want to slap the shit outta them?
no

7) Did you ever experiment with LSD?
yes. DMT was better

8) If yes to above did you like it?
yes

9) Do you like The Beatles?
not really anymore

10) Do you believe John Wayne a closet homosexual?
no

11) How tall do you think the worlds tallest midget is?
ask Amon. He would know!

12) Did you masturbate today?
oddly enough...no

13) If yes to above,more than 10 times?

14) Do you think a person would have to have brain damage to come up with questions like this?
yes hahahahaha

15) Do you think Homer Simpson would make a good role model for the youth of America?
i thought he already was.

16) What kind of cheese do you think the moon is made of?
marble

17) Do you think it is possible to have pleasant smelling earwax?
oh, you really DO have brain damage, boy!

18) If Ralph Nader was a woman would you have anal sex with her?
who's that ? hahaahhaha

19) What time is it on other planets?
goood one! LOL

20) Do you believe that anything supernatural might actually exist to one degree or another?
yes it has to...