survey of strange absurdity

[Mythos Inibri]

1 What time do you think it was?

2 Do you like stuff?

3 How many time do you want to do things?

4 Did something get in your way?

5 How often does that happen?

6 Why is it that difference matters?

7 Do you believe in the truth?

8 are odd numbers preferable to letters?

9 why do they name things the way they do?

10 Do you know how to name things unnamed yet?

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

1 What time do you think it was?

I thought it was time to get a beer.

2 Do you like stuff?

Nah....all the things I like are not stuff....not stuff at all.

3 How many time do you want to do things?

do things how many do time you.

4 Did something get in your way?

Yessir, my left nut.

5 How often does that happen?

Pretty frequently on Tuesdays and bank holidays.

6 Why is it that difference matters?

Because without difference, there can be no whining.

7 Do you believe in the truth?

nope, I'm quite religious.

8 are odd numbers preferable to letters?

Pork fried rice is preferable to melon.

9 why do they name things the way they do?

Because they're all communists.

10 Do you know how to name things unnamed yet?

Only if I am sent the instructions.

[Lord Zombie]

1 What time do you think it was? time to drink some more

2 Do you like stuff? depends on whose stuff it belongs to

3 How many time do you want to do things? yes

4 Did something get in your way? always

5 How often does that happen? everyday

6 Why is it that difference matters? because it just does

7 Do you believe in the truth? why hurt my own feelings

8 are odd numbers preferable to letters? hell ya

9 why do they name things the way they do? not a clue

10 Do you know how to name things unnamed yet? yes and it is my secret

[Mythos Inibri]

1 What time do you think it was? Miller

2 Do you like stuff? I like to stuff

3 How many time do you want to do things? as long as it takes

4 Did something get in your way? something in the way...heh..

5 How often does that happen? does it really now..?

6 Why is it that difference matters? what difference does it make?

7 Do you believe in the truth? and nothing but

8 are odd numbers preferable to letters? they're not really that odd

9 why do they name things the way they do? have not a clue

10 Do you know how to name things unnamed yet? yes,by grunting..:D