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[Vish]

If you could live in any other place, where & why?
Southern California. It would make Mrs. The Vish happy.

What animal best represents you & why?
Dog. Loyalty.

What is the craziest thing you ever did?
There are so many things that I think of. I was a hell raiser in high school. Especially my Sophmore year. My My friends Jason and Pat and I would hackysack with live .45 rounds and kick the hackysack as hard as we could. We called it "The Suicide Hack". We scared the fuck out of everybody that was around us with that thing. We'd let people start hackysacking with us and then we'd let them know after a few minutes that there were live .45 rounds in em and watch the other participants run away scared as hell. I'm surprised we never did get one of those bullets to go off.

If you could meet anyone, who would it be & why?
My dear friend Kallee, because we've been talking online for years and have never met.

If you could go back in time & live in any decade, which would it be & why?
70's. I could invent death metal and "write" my favorite songs.

If you could have any superpower what would it be?
I would like to be like Magneto: The Master of Magnetism.

Who is your ultimate celebrity crush?
Lindsay Lohan (when her hair is red) or Fairuza Balk.

What color best represents you?
Black. I've always been obsessed with that color. One would think that I'd dress in more black clothing.

What would your life's theme song be?
Pantera- Strength Beyond Strength

Who would you cast to play you in a movie?
Jack Black

What celebrity best represents your vision of fashion?
Uh... I guess that I could pick any musician from the Grunge era.

What would your life movie be called?
"Captain Awesome's Magical Trip to Buttfucksville"

What is the greatest music video of all time?
Pantera- I'm Broken. Four guys rocking out playing the greatest music in the world in a band practice room. Life doesn't get any better than that.

If you could star in any t.v. show, which one would it be?
I'd like to be Charlie Sheen's friend in Two and a Half Men. We could tally up who has boned more broads. Awesome.

What vehicle best represents you?
One that is economically and environmentally friendly as well as practical. I guess that it would be an electric minivan.

If you could bring back 1 famous person from the dead for a day, who & why?
Darrell "Dimebag" Abbott. I'd make him reform Pantera for a one night show in Seattle and get Phil and Vinnie to bury the hatchet, because life is too fucking short.

If you became president, what would you do first?
Apologize for the behavior of the previous Presidents on behalf of my country to the rest of the world. Ask for forgiveness. And stop meddling in shit that didn't concern me and start fixing where I live instead of worrying about the oil on the other side of the planet.<------ What Linda said.

If you got one tattoo, what would it be?
Well... I'd get the rest of my arm sleeved up in paisley and make it look like it was burned into my skin.

If you were on MTV's Made, what would you ask to be?
I'd like to be made to be rich.

Who do you think is the hottest athlete?
Athlete? THE VISH DOESNT PAY ATTENTION TO WOMEN'S SPORTS! I see some hot golfers and tennis players, though.

Who do you think is the hottest actor/actress?
Lindsay Lohan or Fairuza Balk.

Who do you think is the hottest musician/singer/rapper?
I've always had a bone for Kelly Rowland.

Who do you think is the hottest t.v. reality star?
The Vish doesn't watch reality tv.

What sport best represents you & why?
Football... Because I'm obsessed with Seattle Seahawks football.

what is your most missed memory of childhood?
I hated childhood.

What is your greatest accomplishment?
Being so fucking awesome that some people's heads explode.

[Lord Zombie]

If you could live in any other place, where & why?
Puerto Rico. Got family there that I have yet to meet and NO SNOW!!!

What animal best represents you & why?
Marsupials. Because there fast...

What is the craziest thing you ever did?
Got drunk and climbed onto the broke down garage beside my apartment and waved to the people in their cars at the bank across the parking lot.

If you could meet anyone, who would it be & why?
Lemmy Kilmister. So I could say that I truly spoke to God!

If you could go back in time & live in any decade, which would it be & why?
The day of the dinosaurs. I want to see what really killed them.

If you could have any superpower what would it be?
The power to kill a yak at 200 yards with 'Mind Bullets"

Who is your ultimate celebrity crush?
Jessica Alba ( Dark Angel era )

What color best represents you?
Black. It goes with everything.

What would your life's theme song be?
Zombie Ritual: Death

Who would you cast to play you in a movie?
me, can't go wrong

What celebrity best represents your vision of fashion?
Umm...

What would your life movie be called?
"Oh My Fucking God... I Was Right, Zombies Are Real!!!"

What is the greatest music video of all time?
The Day The dead Walked: SFU

If you could star in any t.v. show, which one would it be?
Manimal. I loved it when he would shift into a panther.

What vehicle best represents you?
Chevrolet Chevette. Poor man's Corvette

If you could bring back 1 famous person from the dead for a day, who & why?
Jimi Hendrix. So I could ask him why he let his woman mix his drugs!

If you became president, what would you do first?
Bring our troops back home.

If you got one tattoo, what would it be?
I would change a few of my tattoos into something better

If you were on MTV's Made, what would you ask to be?
what is MTV's Made?

Who do you think is the hottest athlete?
Female gymnasts. :perv

Who do you think is the hottest actor/actress?
Jessica Alba ( Dark Angel era )

Who do you think is the hottest musician/singer/rapper?
Lita Ford

Who do you think is the hottest t.v. reality star?
don't watch that crap

What sport best represents you & why?
golf

what is your most missed memory of childhood?
can't remember

What is your greatest accomplishment?
adopting my oldest daughter and watching my youngest being born

[SHUT UP AND DIE]

If you could live in any other place, where & why?

Seattle or Canada. Overcast, rainy, cool-cold temps. MY WEATHER. I am way out of place in this hot-sunny bullshit.

What animal best represents you & why?
Crocodile...cold, callous, powerful, explosive.

What is the craziest thing you ever did?
Hmmm...probably the time I got head from a girl while her best friend watched. This occured while driving down a crowded highway.

If you could meet anyone, who would it be & why?
The Vish, because we've talked for a couple years now.....goddamn.


If you could go back in time & live in any decade, which would it be & why?
hmmm...uh...no thanks.

If you could have any superpower what would it be?
Nuclear flatulance.

Who is your ultimate celebrity crush?
Kat Bjelland.

What color best represents you?
Black.

What would your life's theme song be?
Acid Bath: Dead Girl....the original acoustic version.

Who would you cast to play you in a movie?
oh fuck...uh...someone with a 6-pack, because I just can't get one.

What celebrity best represents your vision of fashion?
Fuck fashion.

What would your life movie be called?
"Grab your Girl, Grab your Pole, Let's Take A Trip To the Old Bunghole"

What is the greatest music video of all time?
woah...too many to choose from. Most likely Cryptopsy's "Pestilence That Walketh In Darkness" or anything from Aborted.

If you could star in any t.v. show, which one would it be?

I hate most tv shows...umm...forensic files?

What vehicle best represents you?
I think my Jeep does a good job.

If you could bring back 1 famous person from the dead for a day, who & why?
Johnny Cash, so I could talk to him about life.


If you became president, what would you do first?
hmmm...big question. Probably restrict government programs like welfare (meaning a screening process WILL be in place to be reviewed by competent officials), yet also end this bullshit in the Middle East. I'd also like to review EVERY SINGLE government officials salary (including my own) and eliminate needless bullshit money that they all vote to pay themselves.

If you got one tattoo, what would it be?
anything dead and crunchy.

If you were on MTV's Made, what would you ask to be?
what?

Who do you think is the hottest athlete?
Kim Lyons

Who do you think is the hottest actor/actress?
Selma Hayek makes me squirt.

Who do you think is the hottest musician/singer/rapper?
Rappers are not people. Musician....hmmm...Kat Bjelland

Who do you think is the hottest t.v. reality star?
*fart*

What sport best represents you & why?
UFC: seek and destroy. No bullshit fondling of balls, no stupid shit talking about wether you're gonna score or not. FIST IN FACE, end of story. Violence solves everything, temporarily.

what is your most missed memory of childhood?
I miss when I was really young....3-5 years old, and I thought the world was all peachy keen and awesome and shit, and that my parents could do no wrong. The time in life where I was safe, everything was crystal clear, prior to violence and home-wrecking and abuse of many kinds and the realization that sometimes a parent really DOESN'T love you, and blah blah blah this question sucks.

What is your greatest accomplishment?
rasing a ball of awesome known as Ian.
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[CFH]

If you could live in any other place, where & why?

Boston and Chicago have always seemed cool to me for some reason, and I wouldn't mind giving either city a shot for awhile. However, I doubt that I'll ever like any place more than Portland.


What animal best represents you & why?

I'm not really sure about this one.


What is the craziest thing you ever did?

I don't know about ever, but back when I was in the Army there was a girl whose last name was "Ohman," and everyone in the unit referred to her as "Homan" since she literally went through every guy in the damn unit.

Anyway, on the night when it became clear it was my turn, we went to her room already fucked up, and continued drinking. All of a sudden it was morning, I was on her floor, she was nowhere to be found and I got the fuck out of there. To this day I still don't know, and don't want to know, what happened when I was blacked out.


If you could meet anyone, who would it be & why?

Dave Mustaine since he's someone I look up to for his incredible guitar skills and attitude.


If you could go back in time & live in any decade, which would it be & why?

The 80's so that I could see Megadeth during the Killing is My Business, Peace Sells and So Far, So Good, So What! tours.


If you could have any superpower what would it be?

Telepathy.


Who is your ultimate celebrity crush?

Cindy Crawford since she's the first woman I ever looked at and thought "DAMN!" back when I was 8.


What color best represents you?

Black, I suppose.


What would your life's theme song be?

Megadeth, "Set the World Afire"


Who would you cast to play you in a movie?

Christian Bale


What celebrity best represents your vision of fashion?

Zakk Wylde, at this point of his career:

http://sp1.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/2802467592


What would your life movie be called?

Digging Oneself Out of Holes 101


What is the greatest music video of all time?

I don't know about all-time, but Lamb of God's "Redneck" is pretty cool.


If you could star in any t.v. show, which one would it be?

I would love to help Michael Scofield, portrayed by Wentworth Miller, come up with some crazy scheme or another in an episode of Prison Break.


What vehicle best represents you?

I've never really thought about this.


If you could bring back 1 famous person from the dead for a day, who & why?

Darrell "Dimebag" Abbott. I'd make him reform Pantera for a one night show in Seattle and get Phil and Vinnie to bury the hatchet, because life is too fucking short.

I'll second this.


If you became president, what would you do first?

Think long and hard about how I could possibly move this nation in the right direction after everything that has happened.


If you got one tattoo, what would it be?

http://sp1.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2487066721


If you were on MTV's Made, what would you ask to be?

What the fuck is MTV's Made?


Who do you think is the hottest athlete?

Mia Hamm.


Who do you think is the hottest actor/actress?

Adrianne Palicki, who plays Tyra Collette on Friday Night Lights.

http://sp1.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m6/3562387736


Who do you think is the hottest musician/singer/rapper?

Angela Gossow or Christina Scabbia.


Who do you think is the hottest t.v. reality star?

Fuck reality TV!


What sport best represents you & why?

What's with these "what ______ represents you the best questions?"


what is your most missed memory of childhood?

A girl named Jennifer who went home with me almost every day after school from third grade through fifth grade since I basically didn't have a parental figure at the time.


What is your greatest accomplishment?

I'm not sure if I've accomplished anything.