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Mythos Inibri
03-14-2008, 07:19 AM
1. Do you believe in the rational screwdriver?

2. Are complications of opinions only in your mind?

3. Does complacency cause you to vacate the premises?

4. Do you wish Lee Harvey Oswald was your uncle?

5. Do tiny robots exist in the figments of your imagination?

6. Is your urine usually a dark or light shade of yellow?

7. Does the word Rock-N-Roll cause to to salivate obnoxiously?

8. Should the original Peter Pan have been played by a man?

9. Do you or have you ever thought that drugs make you cool?

10. Do you believe condoms can make you go blind?

11. How many times a week do you look at porn?

12. Could you have sex with a religious person without shame?

13. Do you think farting is sexy?

14. Do you believe the crux of the bisquit is the apostrophe?

15. Do you prefer felines to K9's?

16. Is wanton destruction an acceptable method to get your point across?

17. Do you believe mass murder is reasonable now that we've made it cute?

18. Was Fartblossom a good name for a record company?

19. Do you like getting shit-faced?

20. Do you think Hilary Clinton would have traded Betty Crocker recipes with foreign leaders?

have a nice day:poosplat

Mythos Inibri
03-21-2008, 07:48 AM
these questions must have been too far out

Lord Zombie
03-21-2008, 08:29 AM
1. Do you believe in the rational screwdriver? No I prefer the irrational chainsaw

2. Are complications of opinions only in your mind? depends on the day

3. Does complacency cause you to vacate the premises? complacency??? big words hurt my head

4. Do you wish Lee Harvey Oswald was your uncle? no, Jack the Ripper was cooler

5. Do tiny robots exist in the figments of your imagination? nope the zombies ate them

6. Is your urine usually a dark or light shade of yellow? never looked

7. Does the word Rock-N-Roll cause to to salivate obnoxiously? yes

8. Should the original Peter Pan have been played by a man? didn't matter he is gay

9. Do you or have you ever thought that drugs make you cool? no

10. Do you believe condoms can make you go blind? nope

11. How many times a week do you look at porn? don't have any porn to look at

12. Could you have sex with a religious person without shame? if I wasn't married, hell ya

13. Do you think farting is sexy? nope

14. Do you believe the crux of the bisquit is the apostrophe? :confused:

15. Do you prefer felines to K9's? they both tste like chicken

16. Is wanton destruction an acceptable method to get your point across? YES

17. Do you believe mass murder is reasonable now that we've made it cute? LOL

18. Was Fartblossom a good name for a record company? I suppose it is a good name

19. Do you like getting shit-faced? no

20. Do you think Hilary Clinton would have traded Betty Crocker recipes with foreign leaders? maybe

Mythos Inibri
03-23-2008, 01:51 AM
8. Should the original Peter Pan have been played by a man? didn't matter he is gay


:rotfl

Schatzi
04-08-2008, 03:28 AM
1. Do you believe in the rational screwdriver?

I beleive in Margaritas.

2. Are complications of opinions only in your mind?

they are never in my mind. my mind is a blank canvass with kaliedoscopic imaging.

3. Does complacency cause you to vacate the premises?

no, farting does.

4. Do you wish Lee Harvey Oswald was your uncle?

I already have a screwed up uncle.

5. Do tiny robots exist in the figments of your imagination?

No, far scarier shit exists there.

6. Is your urine usually a dark or light shade of yellow?

Light

7. Does the word Rock-N-Roll cause to to salivate obnoxiously?

only my black with pink argyle socks can excite me that much.

8. Should the original Peter Pan have been played by a man?

I like Lord Zombie's answer!

9. Do you or have you ever thought that drugs make you cool?

Always. Especially after I smoked DMT.

10. Do you believe condoms can make you go blind?

I haven't used them in years.......and Im pretty much blind anyway.

11. How many times a week do you look at porn?

zero a week. more like once every 2 months.

12. Could you have sex with a religious person without shame?

I tried to but he wouldn't let me. True story.

13. Do you think farting is sexy?

No, but I have farted during sex before...who hasn't?

14. Do you believe the crux of the bisquit is the apostrophe?

Have you met my friend Antireality?

15. Do you prefer felines to K9's?

cats

16. Is wanton destruction an acceptable method to get your point across?

No I am a peaceful creature.

17. Do you believe mass murder is reasonable now that we've made it cute?

hahahahhaha "cute" hahahaha

18. Was Fartblossom a good name for a record company?

for New Kids on the Block records maybe.

19. Do you like getting shit-faced?

oh crap.........the other night i was so fucked up I couldn't find my car. then i took a cab home!

20. Do you think Hilary Clinton would have traded Betty Crocker recipes with foreign leaders?

that bitch cooks?

have a nice day:poosplat

Hammered
04-08-2008, 08:18 PM
19. Do you like getting shit-faced?

oh crap.........the other night i was so fucked up I couldn't find my car. then i took a cab home!




That's just great.

All those years of sobriety gone to shit. What a disappointment.

Do me a favor, and don't come looking to me for help when you fuck up again. And trust me, it'll happen.

Mythos Inibri
04-09-2008, 04:17 AM
1. Do you believe in the rational screwdriver?
I like Drills better.

2. Are complications of opinions only in your mind?
only complicated opinions are

3. Does complacency cause you to vacate the premises?
nah,I like relaxed people

4. Do you wish Lee Harvey Oswald was your uncle?
not really but it would be neat having a celebritry as an uncle

5. Do tiny robots exist in the figments of your imagination?
of course

6. Is your urine usually a dark or light shade of yellow?
sometimes

7. Does the word Rock-N-Roll cause to to salivate obnoxiously?
no

8. Should the original Peter Pan have been played by a man?
I like Lord Zombies anwser

9. Do you or have you ever thought that drugs make you cool?
actually I did when I was younger

10. Do you believe condoms can make you go blind?
no but I'm sure that some christians do

11. How many times a week do you look at porn?
a few:monkeyspank

12. Could you have sex with a religious person without shame?
yes,but my girlfriend would kill me

13. Do you think farting is sexy?
no,but it's funny

14. Do you believe the crux of the bisquit is the apostrophe?
Frank Zappa's poodle did

15. Do you prefer felines to K9's?
yes

16. Is wanton destruction an acceptable method to get your point across?
sometimes it is the only way

17. Do you believe mass murder is reasonable now that we've made it cute?
Jello Biafra does

18. Was Fartblossom a good name for a record company?
they signed some pretty good rock bands

19. Do you like getting shit-faced?
not anymore but I used to

20. Do you think Hilary Clinton would have traded Betty Crocker recipes with foreign leaders? Probably

have a nice day:poosplat

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