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[fuzzay crisis]

Do you have an evil twin?
Has it ever tried to kill you?
Do you like monkeys?
Have you ever been to space?
Do you know how to fly?
Have you ever jumped from the roof?
Why would you do a stupid thing like that?
Are you a super hero?
Do you fight crime with super strengthe?
Do turn green when your mad?
Are you a ghost?
Have you ever had to fight a war with nijas?
Did you win?
Did you ever eat grass?
Why did you do that?
Are you a goverment spy?
Are you a clone created by the government?
Are you a lepricon?
Are they after your lucky charms?
Is your pet an assassin hired by the CIA?
Does your computer come alive and try to stranggel you with its cord?
Does your phone eat your ear?
Are you high?
Are your parents aliens sent to dominate the universe?
Has someone crawled out of your tv and attcked you yet?
Have you ever been strangled by a Dorito?
Has a traffic cone chased you?
Have you ever jumped into a tv show?
Have your feet ever tryed to kick you?
Do you know how to time travel?
Have you ever eaten your finger?
Why?
Does your ceiling ever talked to you?

[fuzzay crisis]

Do you have an evil twin?
i am the evil twin

Has it ever tried to kill you?
muwahaha

Do you like monkeys?
yes. i wish i could just sit around, jack off, pick my nose, and throw poop all day. i admire that.

Have you ever been to space?
hmmm

Do you know how to fly?
i tried. no cigar.

Have you ever jumped from the roof?
no but i rode a mini clownbike off of the roof into the shallow end of my friend's pool. does that count?

Why would you do a stupid thing like that?
because i can.

Are you a super hero?
no/ i'm a super villain.

Do you fight crime with super strength?
i make peoples' heads explode

Do turn green when your mad?
i turn green when lou farts (my dog)

Are you a ghost?
could be

Have you ever had to fight a war with nijas?
yes. as a pirate, i do it all the time.

Did you win?
no. too drunk.

Did you ever eat grass?
yes. and i puked green.

Why did you do that?
give me a break. i was a kid.......at 17.......

Are you a goverment spy?
if i told you, i'd have to kill you

Are you a clone created by the government?
no. i have a belly button. clones don't have belly buttons.

Are you a lepricon?
you spelled that horribly wrong

Are they after your lucky charms?
ahhhh!!

Is your pet an assassin hired by the CIA?
yes. my hedgehog is so hard at work too! he sleeps and shits all day!

Does your computer come alive and try to strangle you with its cord?
wait...

Does your phone eat your ear?
just let it try it

Are you high?
off of energy drinks and adderol....maybe...

Are your parents aliens sent to dominate the universe?
no. but my mom is satan. her birthday 2 years ago was 6/6/06. and she admits she is satan. which 100% makes me the antichrist. my mom is also eccentric. but i'm not....

Has someone crawled out of your tv and attcked you yet?
i wish

Have you ever been strangled by a Dorito?
i was really drunk once and in a tent. i had a green blanket. i picked up a piece of lint and ate it thinking it was a guacamole dorito. i choked on it. if that counts. damn invisible doritos...

Has a traffic cone chased you?
i've chased people with traffic cones using it as a strap-on

Have you ever jumped into a tv show?
no but i've jumped on one.

Have your feet ever tryed to kick you?
omg! they have! how did you KNOW that??? are you and my feet out to get me?

Do you know how to time travel?
yes....wait...i am now 3 seconds into the future!!

Have you ever eaten your finger?
i got my fist stuck in my mouth...

Why?
because

Does your ceiling ever talk to you?
just the walls. and the floor.