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fuzzay crisis
05-28-2008, 04:31 PM
fuck dude. i am so fucking pissed off right now.
i don't know whether i'm more offended that he didn't even think that he had something else to do before he bought the tickets or whether he said he'd ask that girl if we could stay with her.
i was so excited for this show. now i don't even want to attempt to go.
because now either we arrive late and miss the vip session or have to leave early around 9pm and miss the band that i was going there to see...or BOTH. and even if neither of them happen, i have to be pushed aside for some other chick the entire show. even if i'm not i'm going to feel sick that she's there and he wants to find her the entire time. whether he wants her or not (which i'm pretty sure he does) it's going to make me want to run away and just hide somewhere.
the band i've been waiting to see for months, praying that they'd tour just one more time for YEARS...OVER A DECADE, i actually have tickets to. it was the one thing that made me happy throughout the funerals, the stress, and the physical ailment i've been barely dealing with. the one thing i could look forward to.
and now all i want to do is sell them. give them away. drink myself blind. and cry myself to sleep.
Vertigo
05-29-2008, 09:51 AM
Go to the show, stay for the band you want to see, and if your boyfriend wants to fuck some ho, then it's going to happen eventually anyway, and if it happens the night of the show or if it happens 6 months from now, at least you wont be kicking yourself later going "shit, if he was going to cheat anyway, I wish I'd have at least enjoyed that concert"
I say eff that guy - he sounds like a major pain in your ass anyway, freaking stealing your money and lying about it. And now wanting to ditch you for another girl.
You're hot - you know you are - every time you post a pic of yourself here you get 87 guys drooling over how hot you are. Why waste your time with someone who's proven himself to be a thief and a liar already, and who doesn't make you feel secure enough in your relationship that you're not threatened by another female? (On a side note: My husband has female friends, and I have male friends, and sometimes we hang out with our friends and without each other, and our relationship is secure enough that we can do that and not be worried about cheating... if you don't have that or you can't at least talk about it honestly, then you're wasting both YOUR and HIS time by trying to be together).
Good luck and let us know how it goes.
fuzzay crisis
05-30-2008, 09:07 AM
Go to the show, stay for the band you want to see, and if your boyfriend wants to fuck some ho, then it's going to happen eventually anyway, and if it happens the night of the show or if it happens 6 months from now, at least you wont be kicking yourself later going "shit, if he was going to cheat anyway, I wish I'd have at least enjoyed that concert"
I say eff that guy - he sounds like a major pain in your ass anyway, freaking stealing your money and lying about it. And now wanting to ditch you for another girl.
You're hot - you know you are - every time you post a pic of yourself here you get 87 guys drooling over how hot you are. Why waste your time with someone who's proven himself to be a thief and a liar already, and who doesn't make you feel secure enough in your relationship that you're not threatened by another female? (On a side note: My husband has female friends, and I have male friends, and sometimes we hang out with our friends and without each other, and our relationship is secure enough that we can do that and not be worried about cheating... if you don't have that or you can't at least talk about it honestly, then you're wasting both YOUR and HIS time by trying to be together).
Good luck and let us know how it goes.
thanks for the advice. well, he basically told me to go by myself if he couldn't come (he has exams the day of and the next day). i feel really shitty going without him though. but you know what? i might have to. i've been waiting for this for years.
in any case, i have no idea if he wants to screw that chick or not. i used to trust him around chicks before the whole money thing, but just the fact that he lied about that makes me wonder if he lies/lied about anything else. do you know what i mean? i'm normally a jealous and paranoid bitch but i keep those feelings to myself. but now that i know he lied about SOMETHING that had importance, it just makes me wonder.
also, this chick is hot, she runs a radio show, and is totally metal. which makes me feel wicked insecure. i can't help it. let's put it this way...if you were going out with me and i started flirting with alexi laiho, and then didn't even introduce you to him and ignored you while talking to him...well, you would think something's up right? this is exactly my point. that's what happened last time this chick was around.
in any case, i have every right to beat this bitch if i see her in the pit. plus, it's at the gates. and you know how heavy they are. plus i'm probably going to be drunk anyway.
maybe i'm just being insecure but i think at this point i have every right to be. and if he leaves me to go talk to this chick at the show, i might as well just leave and go chill will the bands and stay with them.
i'm much to metal to let this day go shitty.
:metal
Vertigo
05-30-2008, 09:43 AM
i'm much to metal to let this day go shitty.
:metal
That sums up everything right there! ;)
in any case, i have every right to beat this bitch if i see her in the pit.
If you do this, be sure to have someone record it, and then post it here. :metal
Vertigo
05-30-2008, 03:13 PM
If you do this, be sure to have someone record it, and then post it here. :metal
while that is a good idea in some respects...
in all actuality - if your boyfriend is a scumbucket asshole who wants to screw another chick or hang out with her more than you or whatever, it's really not her fault. Why don't victims of cheating ever take it out on the cheater instead always blaming "the other person"? You should beat HIS ass in the pit, take a video, and post it here hehehe :evil:genn
in any case, i have every right to beat this bitch if i see her in the pit.
If you do this, be sure to have someone record it, and then post it here.
while that is a good idea in some respects...
in all actuality - if your boyfriend is a scumbucket asshole who wants to screw another chick or hang out with her more than you or whatever, it's really not her fault. Why don't victims of cheating ever take it out on the cheater instead always blaming "the other person"? You should beat HIS ass in the pit, take a video, and post it here hehehe
Either scenario is fine as far as I'm concerned. I just think fuzzay seems to be a hardcore woman, and I like to watch hardcore women kick some ass, especially when the person getting his/her ass kicked deserves it.
fuzzay crisis
05-30-2008, 06:55 PM
Either scenario is fine as far as I'm concerned. I just think fuzzay seems to be a hardcore woman, and I like to watch hardcore women kick some ass, especially when the person getting his/her ass kicked deserves it.
hahaha i've had my share of fights. i'm not as violent anymore but sometimes i do make some exceptions. in severe cases. in actuallity i probably won't beat anyone's ass. unless i actually catch them doing something or unless i'm really fucking drunk. which may not happen until after the show. but i'll be with my hero by then discussing lyrics and poetry so i don't want to make an ass out of myself.
Fleshripper
05-31-2008, 02:57 AM
:( that sucks fuzz I wish i could chill with you at that show its kinda been a shitty month for me and i really would enjoy drinking you under the table again. All that really matters even if shit like this happens to rise above the lvl of the people that fuck you over and just get back at them by living life to its fullest and not allow them to have the power to make you feel bad.
fuzzay crisis
05-31-2008, 08:54 AM
:( that sucks fuzz I wish i could chill with you at that show its kinda been a shitty month for me and i really would enjoy drinking you under the table again. All that really matters even if shit like this happens to rise above the lvl of the people that fuck you over and just get back at them by living life to its fullest and not allow them to have the power to make you feel bad.
i know :)
i'm glad you came to visit. i might come see ya again soon. oh and you know boozeopoly destroyed all of us royally. we made a new game by the way. it's called DRUNKEN UNO. are you ready? hahaha.
in actuallity i probably won't beat anyone's ass. unless i actually catch them doing something or unless i'm really fucking drunk. which may not happen until after the show. but i'll be with my hero by then discussing lyrics and poetry so i don't want to make an ass out of myself.
Fair enough, and this may a dumb question, but who's your hero?
Fleshripper
05-31-2008, 03:43 PM
i know :)
i'm glad you came to visit. i might come see ya again soon. oh and you know boozeopoly destroyed all of us royally. we made a new game by the way. it's called DRUNKEN UNO. are you ready? hahaha.
You are always welcome to visit me fuzz your like one of few ppl i actually give a shit about and coming from me is staying alot. Drunken uno sounds good because monopoly i always roll doubles lol.
fuzzay crisis
06-03-2008, 12:26 PM
Fair enough, and this may a dumb question, but who's your hero?
Tomas Lindberg. singer of At The Gates, Nightrage, Disfear, The Crown, and a million other awsome bands. here's a taste of his glory:
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it's not only his voice that makes me get goosebumps and want to aspire as a musician, but every lyric he's ever written i can relate to. which i need to thank him for because sometimes i feel alone in this world.
Fair enough, and this may a dumb question, but who's your hero?
Tomas Lindberg. singer of At The Gates, Nightrage, Disfear, The Crown, and a million other awsome bands.
it's not only his voice that makes me get goosebumps and want to aspire as a musician, but every lyric he's ever written i can relate to. which i need to thank him for because sometimes i feel alone in this world.
Good call on "Blinded By Fear." That song kicks major ass.
As for Lindberg, his voice is pretty cool, and his lyrics seem to be as well. Also, you think the same way about him as I do of Dave Mustaine, which is pretty damn badass.
fuzzay crisis
06-06-2008, 08:35 AM
Good call on "Blinded By Fear." That song kicks major ass.
As for Lindberg, his voice is pretty cool, and his lyrics seem to be as well. Also, you think the same way about him as I do of Dave Mustaine, which is pretty damn badass.
hell yea. rock on. it's good to know that there's someone out there that is probably just as screwed up as i am haha. that's why i love tomas.
Good call on "Blinded By Fear." That song kicks major ass.
As for Lindberg, his voice is pretty cool, and his lyrics seem to be as well. Also, you think the same way about him as I do of Dave Mustaine, which is pretty damn badass.
hell yea. rock on. it's good to know that there's someone out there that is probably just as screwed up as i am haha. that's why i love tomas.
"As screwed up as?" Nah, I've probably got you beat. :D
fuzzay crisis
06-06-2008, 02:08 PM
"As screwed up as?" Nah, I've probably got you beat. :D
hmmmm..... we shall see :P
Mr. Kaneko
08-11-2008, 08:26 PM
Van Halen saves the day
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