Orange Goblin's Eulogy for the Damned Full Album Stream

So a few people have mentioned that they would like to write for RockMyMonkey.com recently. We need writers like a runway model needs a good sandwich! You know? We can deny it all we want, but there is no way we can even preview all the music that is sent to us to review. Seriously, there is a program I can open that would download all the latest releases from several of the biggest Metal record companies. I am always in fear of opening it because I know I just do not have the time. This is how buried we are. So like that runway model who collapses on the catwalk and ends up a laughing stock who has pissed off a bunch of her former contacts, we will now cry for help.

So here is the deal. Most people think they can write, but when handed the challenge they find out they just can't think of music in the right way to do reviews. So we are going to ride the coat tails of the AOL full album stream and point you to the newest release from Orange Goblin. Eulogy for the Damned is ready for you to stream away as much as you need. You have one week from today.

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